A School of Villains [IC/Not Accepting/PG-16]

[👀 REP 👀]

 

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Randall scoffed as Vix'us, who didn't seem all too keen on being called bird brain. "You think a bit of flames'll scare me? I just mean bird brain cause you look like a bird, but maybe that name has more meaning to it than I thought!" He clenched his fists, although before he could continue another person came in.

 

"Who cares," A familiar voice spoke, the gun girl that had been in his previous class was now sitting at the table. "Are you both really so insecure that even just the rumor of someone being stronger than you sets you off?" Again, he scoffed, although this time he was more annoyed than last time. 

 

"It's not about insecurity, you moron. It's about making sure everyone knows their place. Not that I'd expect a peasant to understand" He shook his head.

 

"You don't have to answer, I already know we're going to get along so well." Randall scowled.

 

"In your dreams." He responded, before turning his head to more pressing matters.

 

"Now, hold on. I know villains have a hard time listening, so let me repeat. Not half as hard, not some arbitrary percent of your power. I want you. To hit me. As hard as you can. Final time. You. Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?" Randall grinned, leaning back as he watched Vix'us take on the challenge first. It would be more fitting for bird brain to fail before Randall made sure this kid knew what was up.

 

To Randall's surprise, bird brain was not all talk. Vix'us had launched what he could best describe as a flamethrower that seemed to evaporate everything that it hit, including some unlucky students. Everything, of course, except for Ryuuken, who was standing basically unscathed, save for small bits of flames that stuck onto him. Randall gave the kid a glare, slightly intimidated, although his stare quickly shifted to one of determination as a grin crept on his face.

 

"Well, you're next, right?" 

 

"At least now I know you might not die now. Not that I cared!" He laughed, getting up and walking up right in front of Ryuuken. He took on a boxer like stance and took a deep breath, focusing his glare directly at his chest; right where the heart would be. Moving his entire body, he threw a calculated punch right where he was aiming with all of the force his body could muster. As his fist landed, his target would feel what could be comparable to the force of having a truck slam right into his chest at high speeds. As his fist crashed into his opponent's chest, all of the force he had used for the punch would be shotgunned out of his fist and directly into Ryuuken, the force of the strike sending a shock wave around the two, extinguishing any flames that might of been in their general vicinity.. A beat of sweat dropped from Randall's forehead as he grit his teeth, his breathing getting much heavier than before.

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"Well, what can I say...the strange ones to me I find the most interesting." Mandy replied to Natalia, before putting her file away and smiling. She took her hand and shook the young girls in return. "A pleasure to meet you, Natalia. I'm Mandy Leona." Natalia smiled, her first impressions Mandy being relatively normal seemingly being true. Natalia's eyes followed Mandy's as the other girl turned to look at the three boys. One of them, the monkey-like one, seemed to have taken notice of the girls looking at them and was finger gunning at them. "Looks like the monkey-boy over there is trying to get your attention. Shame one-horn Magee isn't trying though..."

 

Natalia scoffed at the boy. "As if." She said, rolling her eyes as she turned around to the rest of the room. She let out a dejected sigh, specifically noting what she could only guess was some sort of dick measuring contests that caused that side of the room to be partially obliterated. "Such brutish behavior..." She said, shaking her head before returning her gaze to the horned boy, who seemed to share similar feelings. Her gaze returned to Mandy. "Wonder what a guy like that's doing with a group like... that!" She said the last part with a tinge of disgust in her voice, nudging her head towards the brutes around the horned boy.

[~Faytl~]

Kess was barely on her feet by the time she got to the nurse's office. The adrenaline had started to wear off, and the pain in her eye had come surging back in waves. She slumped into her seat, looking almost catatonic. From her good eye, she saw that Mary looked far more upright than she was, and anger boiled underneath the searing pain, but she wasn't able to muster enough to drown it out. It was just too great, her body ached too much. 

 

She barely even processed what the nurse was saying, dimly nodding with a slight twitch of the head, a full nod hurt too much, sending stabs of pain through her head. But there was one phrase that stuck out to her. 

 

"Mild?" she asked groggily, seemingly present for the first time since she had entered the office. "Mild my ass..." Mary asked about surgery, sounding HOPEFUL, of all things. Kess slammed a fist onto the surface of her chair, forcing herself to speak with effort. 

 

"I knocked this freak show flat on her ass, don't talk to me about 'mild electric shock,' goddammit," she snapped at Iron Maiden. Her head started to sim again. "Give me the patch," she managed, sliding back in her seat. "I'm not letting you touch my eye, you jabroni..." As she slumped back, her eye caught Mary. She sighed irritably. 

 

"Can't believe the first person close to my level is YOU," she groused, sliding away into unconsciousness. 

[Yui]

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"Mild? I knocked this freak show flat on her ass, don't talk to me about 'mild electric shock,' goddammit."

 

"There are no signs of permanent damage on the recipient's end. Therefore, I will classify it as mild."

 

"Give me the patch. I'm not letting you touch my eye, you jabroni..."

 

Does not appear to be conscious anymore. Will have to wake her up when lunch has ended, so that she isn't late to her next class.

 

Speaking of surgeries and such, there was still the Mary Borque who had been shocked, asking if Iron Maiden was quite certain there wasn't any surgery that needed to be done. "If you are concerned with pain, I would advise nervous system rewiring to disable your pain receptors. My equipment for that type of procedure still needs repairs after the last patient's thrashing damaged it, so I can work on you as early as... a week from today, perhaps. Is this of interest?"

 

"Oh, heavens no, I would never want to live such a life."

"...understood." The cyborg seemed confused for a brief moment, before dismissing it. "In any case, I would advise against contact with water, at least until the end of lunch. Although superpowers can be studied on a scientific level, elemental powers are oftentimes less predictable, and exposure to water so shortly after being electrocuted by a superpower may have unexpected results."

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Whether Iron Maiden's advice was a factor or not, Mary found herself in the girls lavatory. Where, upon opening the door and stepping inside, she was met with a sight probably nobody would expect to be met with in the bathroom. A girl, couldn't possibly be older than Mary herself, hanging by the neck from the ceiling. The girl's body turned, soon directly facing Mary.

 

"...get me down from here, would you?" the girl sighed, seeming perfectly fine despite the noose around her neck. "This stupid thing isn't working."

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[Astolfo]

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Rain Mirren

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The rest of the period passed by fairly quickly, and it was time for lunch. Following the other students to the lunch room, Rain sat in one of the corners of the lunch room, immediately across from the end of the lunch line. This was a good spot to watch incoming students for anyone of potential interest. The pink-haired boy took a bite of a hamburger, his face contorting slightly. It wasn’t terrible by any standards, but a far cry from the luxuries he usually treated himself to. However, with no other food to really consume for the rest of the schoolday, it was a necessary evil he would have to get through. Within a few minutes, the food was finished.

 

Rain reached out with his arm, a portal the size of a large dinner plate appearing almost instantaneously as he did so. With the smooth motions that indicated it was a movement he was familiar with, he reached through. The boy pulled out a flask of whisky along with a small, decorative glass, the portal closing once more just as quickly. He poured himself a drink as he continued to survey the students.

 

A little ways off, an interesting development was occurring. The ‘so-called’ strongest student and supposed son of the number one villain had entered. His very presence was preceded by the student body spreading like the biblical Moses had parted the Red Sea. As expected, two muscleheads approached, each challenging the figure. Rain recognized both of them. One was the gigantic alien space bird from the last class, and the other was Randall Dukes, the child he had approached before for a potential business deal.

 

He took an appreciative sip of his drink as he watched the debacle go down. The proclamations that Ryuuken made were quite clear, and this was a good opportunity to gauge strength. Rain’s eyes widened as the full extent of the extraterrestrial’s powers were shown off - much to the unfortunate demise of the architecture as well as several students. That was definitely some strength right there. However, even more impressive was that Ryuuken had taken it on without budging the slightest bit, suffering naught but a burn to his clothes and some lingering flames. He wondered if Ryuuken was someone he could approach, but shook his head. Someone that strong probably had next to no desires that he could fulfill anyways.

 

Next up was Randall. Rain drank the last of the whiskey, tossing his head back as he finished it, before tossing both the glass and flask back through another portal. He dusted off his hands as he sat and watched. After the previous display, he expected Ryuuken to shrug this one off as well, but the end result from Randall would be the more interesting one. In addition, it seemed as if Vix’us had yet to react, and Rain could only wonder at what sort of feelings it must have been feeling to have such a powerful blow shrugged off as if it was nothing.

 

 

Once Randall finished, Rain would get up, walking away. There was little more to see, and this would perhaps be a chance to go find some other students to engage. The fight between the trio took up much more attention and time than he originally planned. Rain’s gaze locked upon a white-haired boy with one horn. His eyes widened, his eyebrows lifting up as he got a good glance at their looks.

 

That’s definitely my type~♪

 

Dusting off his hands, Rain walked over to where the one-horned boy was. Once the other could see him, Rain would give a small wave, bowing his head slightly before offering a hand. His voice was as soft and feminine as ever, but this time, it was particularly a bit more so than usual.

 

“Hello there, I am Rain Mirren. I suppose you and the others who came along with you are most likely members of the Disciplinary Council?

 

I have already been acquainted with one particular Vichear Hoshi, and noticed you were more… tolerable than your others at the moment.

 

Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

 

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[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

After a rather disappointing talk with the nurse, Mary found herself heading to the bathroom. Her interest was piqued by what the woman had "warned" her about. Would something exciting happen if she used water so soon after being electrocuted? Not to mention it was lunch time and of course she had to wash her hands before eating. It was only proper.

 

It took a moment upon entering to notice the rather unusual sight of a girl hanging from the ceiling. "Oh, dear me." Mary said, putting a hand to her mouth in surprise. This was unexpected for sure. Mary wasn't quite sure what to make of it. Hanging was a means to killing oneself but clearly this girl didn't seem to be in much distress...nor where they being asphyxiated. The latter which was horribly disappointing. Oh, but wait, perhaps that was why the girl seemed sad! Maybe she wanted to be hurt...could this girl be similar to herself?

 

Right, she had asked for help. "Pardon me, I was lost in thoughts. I will get you down quickly...it may be a rough landing."

 

She cut across her palm and used the blood that welled up for her magic. Extending it and slicing the rope that the girl hung from with a simple motion.

[Blake]

When lunch came, Devin found the corner of the room and sat down to eat, all by her lonesome. She didn't particularly enjoy the loneliness, but it could be worse. After all, she had plenty of interesting people to watch. As she chewed the food she had helped prepare, she had begun to zone out, nearly jumping out of her skin when Robbie spoke to her. Literally.

 

"Hello, my dear," Robbie said as he picked up his food. "How's the day treating you so far?"

 

"A-ah, hello there!" The shapeshifter collected herself, heart racing from the shock, "I... guess it's been okay? I got to see an alien dressed like a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can't say it's been what I was expecting..."

 

"I see, I see...," Robbie muttered, producing an orb from his pocket "Here, I have a test for you. The purple one will come looking for this. He won't hurt you, but I want you to hide from him. Just to help your disguise skills while it helps his searching skills, alright?"

 

"Really?" Devin cocked a brow, giving a slightly incredulous look, "You want me to get on that brute's bad side? He took what looked like a small nuke... I may be crafty, but I'm not sure I want to get involved with a monster like that."

 

Despite the protests, Devin looked around to make sure no one was watching her with the teacher. Once she felt safe, she turned around, unhinged her jaw with a dramatic hiss, and swallowed the orb whole, a small grin on her face.

 

"But... I suppose it could be fun. I'll make sure not to be caught, and I know who to blame if I do..."

With a small hum, she swirled back to watch the scene unfirl, looking unimpressed as she saw Randall step up to the plate.

 

"Oh, now I wonder what he can really do..."

[Kazooie]

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LUNCH

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"Hey, a fight's starting to break out. Come on, let's stop it,"

"Nah, we're good. You have fun with that,"
 
"But... that's our job, this is what---," 
 
"Nah, man, it's only what you do. You're like, literally the only person on the squad trying to uphold the rules. All we do is bully the students, steal money from the club and hit on girls." 
 
Oh, how wonderful! A brewing fight and a fractured guard, the perfect opening for her to really get her fangs into the school. Elita nibbled on her food as the boy winked in her direction for a moment, a little grin crossing her face as she wiggled her fingers at him. There's no harm in entertaining him, for the moment...
 
She watched as the one-horned boy attempted to lead the small group towards the starting conflict, her grin getting a little wider at his failing. She seemed more focused with each new factor, leaning forwards a little bit as she let her head rest on her hand, propped up by her elbow on the table...
 
She hummed to herself as she slid her tray away from her, the food on it only half consumed as she began to stand up. The whirlwind of emotions in the room should've been taking a toll on her, but at the moment, the only thing she could focus on was her own excitement. This could be the perfect opportunity to try and get into the power structure of the school...

 

Of course, she had to notice that there was another figure approaching the group. She frowned for a brief moment, but she quickly brushed it off. She waited for Rain to finish speaking before she made her own move. She sidled into the vicinity of the group keeping an eye on the conflict, bowing her head for a moment as she smiled. She turned to look to the one horned 'leader', a little smile crossing her face, "If one of them is injured, allow me to help. I am a healer, in a way. It will make the entire process much more simple."

 

She waved her hand in the air to avoid any questions about herself, quickly turning her gaze to the fight once more. She laughed softly, watching the unfolding drama as Randall prepared to show off what he could do. Her thoughts drifted as she watched the crowd, her tongue clicking for a moment as she thought to herself...

 

Hopefully someone is properly hurt here.

[King K. Azo]

"At least now I know you might not die now. Not that I cared!" Ryuuken's eyebrow raised as Randall attacked, he fist flying through the air and smashing into Ryuuken's chest, right over his heart. The shockwave resounded, a loud crack booming across the room, causing everyone looking over to the two. If Randall looked closely, he could see Ryuuken's skin and muscles rippled from where he punched, the ripple effect spreading through his entire body. Ryuuken looked confused, but not hurt. He took a step back, looking at his hand, making a fist and unfurling it multiple times. 

"Did you... crack every bone in my body?" He asked, confused. It seemed even Ryuuken wasn't sure what that noise was. "Maybe you should become a chiropractor," He said, an obvious attempt at humor, although his deadpan tone probably made that failed. "Still, that was an extremely powerful punch. I think Daichi would love fighting you," He looked at the two and sighed. "I think we're done here," He said as he headed back to his seat. He then noticed his lunch tray was flipped over,his pudding splattered all over the floor. "M-my pudding...," he said, a small amount of emotion in his voice, getting on a knee to inspect his  "I-I was saving that for last...," He stood up, a purple aura glowing around him, black lightning crackling in the aura. He turned to face the two challengers, his eyes glowing a bright red. The ground started to rumbled, and small pieces of tiles broke off, flying up into the air. Energy began to gather in his hand, and he raised a fist, ready to attack.

Suddenly, it all died down, and Ryuuken lowered his hand. "I'll just ask Mr. Rotten for more. I shouldn't kill my future underlings," he said as he turned to walk away. He quickly found Robbie Rotten and explained what happened, to which Robbie Rotten rubbed his hands in glee. 

"I would be more than happy to give you more pudding, but first, my student, you must pass a test!" Robbie Rotten stated, standing up and posing, distracting Ryuuken long enough for Devin to run off. "I have given my new student an orb, one that emits energy! You must find them, to which they will return the orb, and you must return it to me! After that, you can have more pudding. But only if you finish before lunch is over!" With a nod, Ryuuken took a deep breath and sighed, turning away and starting to walk, searching for Devin.
 

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“Hello there, I am Rain Mirren. I suppose you and the others who came along with you are most likely members of the Disciplinary Council?" 
 
"Yes, we are members of the Disciplinary Committee. Can we help you?" The one horned man asked. 
 
I have already been acquainted with one particular Vichear Hoshi, and noticed you were more… tolerable than your others at the moment,"
 
"Hey! I'm plenty tolerable, you bit... ba...," The bone boy rubbed his chin before elbowing the stiff man. "Hey, professor Oak. Is that a boy or a girl?"

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"
 
"Pleased to make your acquaintance.”

 

"Well, it's nice to meet you, Rain. My name is...," before he could finish, Elita walked up, offering her services.

 

"If one of them is injured, allow me to help. I am a healer, in a way. It will make the entire process much more simple."

"That could work," He said with a nod. "Let's just---," He paused as the ground began to rumble, turning to see Ryuuken's power tantrum. "Okay, guys, we need to---," He looked over his shoulder to check on his teammates, only to discover the two were suddenly on the other side of the lunch room. 

"You got this!" The bone boy called out. The horned officer groaned, placing his face in his hands. 

"Why was I stuck on this team...?"

[Mr. Hyde]

 

With his palms still stuck out, Vix'us stood there as he saw the hulking student unfazed by what was an attack that he considered the strongest in his arsenal.  Flames still danced around his skin, and his clothes were burnt to a crisp, but the student stood there completely unharmed otherwise.  Vix'us could see the hole in the wall in the background, but turned his focus back towards Ryuuken.  His arms started to tremble a bit, as his eyes narrowed. 

 

"Just.."

 

"That wasn't too bad. You're not all talk after all,  I actually felt some of that.  I'll have to keep an eye on you." 

 

"Just what are you..."  Vix'us echoed in the minds of those in the immediate vicinity.  Humans were so frail...so fragile...they burnt to ashes before his power...but this was something more than that.  This was someone who could rival an ancient cosmic power.  It was as if this human was challenging the very thought that the Vol people were the pinnacle of evolution in the universe...he was challenging the idea that Vix'us was the pinnacle of the Vol people's power.  It was a very plaguing thought that this human saw him...and therefore his people...as mere dust to be brushed away.  In his clouded thoughts, he didn't even notice that boy start his attack, until the shockwave of force hit him, shaking him out of his solemn trance.  

 

"Did you... crack every bone in my body?  Maybe you should become a chiropractor.  Still, that was an extremely powerful punch. I think Daichi would love fighting you," He looked at the two and sighed. "I think we're done here."  The boy turned back to his lunch to see that it had been sent flying in the aftermath of both attacks.  "M-my pudding...," he said, a small amount of emotion in his voice, getting on a knee to inspect his  "I-I was saving that for last..."  Suddenly, the demeanor of Ryuuken changed, and an aura swelled around him that felt like it would engulf Vix'us entirely.  The ground started to shake, as lightning began to crackle around Ryuuken.  A bright energy gathered itself in the student's palm, as his fist was raised into the air.  Was this Ryuuken on the offensive.  It was horrifying.  The pinnacle of humanity...was it something to fear?  Vix'us' brow furrowed, as a blue fire began to engulf him, his arms still shaking.  He prepared a defense...hoping he wouldn't be reduced to ash in the process.  

 

"I'll just ask Mr. Rotten for more. I shouldn't kill my future underlings,"

 

The fire around Vix'us calmed down.  The word rang in his head.  Underling.

 

"Underling."  Vix'us mind echoed.  "I'll never be a human's underling."  Vix'us head turned towards Ryuuken, who was now headed back towards the lunch line.  "Never again."  The flames around him had yet to die down, as he looked at the other boy who challenged Ryuuken.  "I...I need somewhere to..."  Vix'us clumsily headed out of the cafeteria, and into the hallways.  He was sweating profusely now, and he needed somewhere to calm down.  He clumsily stumbled into the nearest restroom, only to run into Mary, and another girl who fell from the ceiling.  "Ah...the female bathroom.  I can't tell with those crude drawings out front."  Vi'xus said, before he collapsed to his knees.    

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Randall grinned wickedly when he heard the loud cracking noise echo in the room, although that grin quickly faded when he saw Ryuuken was still standing, although he saw the tears in the muscles he had caused. Randall slumped over, catching his breath as his arm seemed to shake a bit as it moved through the air. He clutched the arm - it hurt like hell, to say the least. 

 

"Did you... crack every bone in my body?" Ryuuken asked, confused. "Maybe you should become a chiropractor," Randall was shocked, looking back up at the boy. He had just been hit by the strongest punch Randall could muster without seriously hurting himself, and he's here making jokes? Just what was this guy? "Still, that was an extremely powerful punch. I think Daichi would love fighting you," He looked at the two and sighed. "I think we're done here," Randall was floored, as the boy seemed to be mostly ok. Aside from the pain he felt, he also felt fear - the kind he had felt when he saw The Globe show his true colors.

 

 "M-my pudding...," he said, a small amount of emotion in his voice, getting on a knee to inspect his  "I-I was saving that for last...," He stood up, a purple aura glowing around him, black lightning crackling in the aura. He turned to face the two challengers, his eyes glowing a bright red. The ground started to rumbled, and small pieces of tiles broke off, flying up into the air. Energy began to gather in his hand, and he raised a fist, ready to attack.

 

"Are... you fuc​king... kidding me!?" Randall shouted, panting between his sentence. There wasn't much Randall could do; to think he was about to die over some pudding. He would be absolutely furious - hell, he was mad - but more than that he felt fear. He could only close his eyes, bracing himself for his end. 

 

"I'll just ask Mr. Rotten for more. I shouldn't kill my future underlings,"

 

Randall looked up in disbelief, rage filling his eyes. Not only had he almost died over putting, but he had been given mercy. He tried to shout something as he walked forward, but felt himself collapsing on his knees, coughing. "Fuc​king hell..." He shook his head, standing up straight and wincing. He clenched his fist. "Guess I'm not quite there yet, huh?" He shook his head, slowly walking back to his seat. He noticed that his food was no longer there, the tray having been tossed over by the shock waves. He sighed. It didn't really matter, he had lost his appetite anyways.

[VCR_CAT]

Arleigh

 

Randall had moved to send a punch towards Ryuuken, and with his back turned Arleigh casually slid his lunch tray towards her and began to practically inhale the food as the other student threw an attack with all his strength. At the moment of the impact, a powerful shockwave blasted through the entire lunchroom, forcing Arleigh to clutch both Randall's and her own lunch trays to keep them from flying off. When the fight was over, she resumed to consuming as much food as she could in as little time as possible.

 

"Did you... crack every bone in my body?" Ryuuken asked, confused. "Maybe you should become a chiropractor."

 

Randall slumped over, clutching his arm. Arleigh watched the whole discourse go on between the alien, Randall, and the top student in the school, her lips curled upwards in what would account for the barest qualification for a smile, laughing as the two freshmen made complete fools of themselves.

 

Both of the students were let go with their lives, and before Randall turned around Arleigh had finished the last few bites of his lunch and tossed the tray over her shoulder, returning to her own collection of food. Randall returned to the table and looked down at the empty spot where his tray once was, a look that combined both rage and dismay perfectly written all over his face.

 

"Hey, cheer up, sport," Arleigh said between lightning-fast bites. "At least he can go get another pudding."

 

 

Dr. Claw, the Great and Terrible

 

Rusty watched the discourse play out, and found himself laughing hysterically as both the alien and the young boy found their attacks to be both completely ineffectual.

 

"My my, I didn't expect entertainment with my meal! What a fantastic institution this has turned out to be!" Rusty said with delight as he continued to lick away the last specks of food from his dish.

 

"Dude, did you make this? This is probably the best designed suit I've ever seen!" Rusty glanced at his view-screens and turned the head of his suit down to see another student closely examining Rusty's creation. He blinked a few times, surprised at the prospect of one of these apes recognizing the quality and advancement of craftsmanship rather than immediately dismissing it as just simply "another robot". "And man, you have a pretty unique style of building... you're not like Dr. Cagey, who builds specialized robots and suits, this looks like it was made for a variety of situations. Do you have a teacher, or are you self taught?"

 

"What the attention for detail you have for a Hominoidea! Indeed I am both the designer and constructor of this magnificent body you see before you!" Rusty began, feeling pride swell up inside his tiny body. "Of course, why would one expect any less from me, Dr. Claw, the Great and Terrible!" The last question had lingered in Rusty's mind as he heard it, however, and couldn't for the life of him remember if he had heard of any other villains who specialized in the area of robotics. "Indeed I am mostly self-taught, but I would be curious to meet this 'Dr. Cagey' you speak of. Tell me, are they a member of the staff or faculty of this establishment or are they simple a member of the villain community at large?"

[Blake]

"I would be more than happy to give you more pudding, but first, my student, you must pass a test! I have given my new student an orb, one that emits energy! You must find them, to which they will return the orb, and you must return it to me! After that, you can have more pudding. But only if you finish before lunch is over!"

 

Before the lunchman had finished the first sentence, Devin had shifted into a less assuming form and slipped into the crowd. As she moved throw the lunch room, she made small shifts, sure to never make too big a change at a time. As she began to grow winded, she began to focus on more specific forms. Her body began to grow slightly more masculine, her hair growing whiter as she did.

 

I could shift into that Patton jabroni, he's not here... But the very thought makes my skin crawl. I could go ask Rain to hide this orb... but that would ruin the fun. And he would want something icky... And Vix'Us stands out too much.

 

Shaking her head and dismissing the thoughts, she kept one eye on the brute she was supposed to be avoiding, growing a bit desperate as she began to reach her limit. Then, her eyes settled on someone who had been close to the action, but managed to not stand out... Twisting her lips into one last smile, the girl began her final shifts, taking on the new form as she sat down at a table that was mostly empty, a bored expression on her face as she pretended to accidentally push one person at the table to the side.

 

"Sorry. My name is Arleigh. I am guns."

[Super Chaos Sonic]

 

 

"I'll just ask Mr. Rotten for more. I shouldn't kill my future underlings."

 

Victor watched the whole thing go down...and oddly enough, Vix and Randall barely did ANYTHING to N. Ox's son. And all that was done was pissing him off because of a dropped pudding. That was both anti-climatic and also quite interesting.

 

"Well, it seems that our little bet reached a stalemate." Victor spoke to Akira, before smirking. "However...if we were going by how much damage was done...I believe my bet on Randall won. But, it that wasn't the bet. So we keep the money."

 

With that, he was about to turn around, before hearing Claw's sentence:

 

"Indeed I am mostly self-taught, but I would be curious to meet this 'Dr. Cagey' you speak of. Tell me, are they a member of the staff or faculty of this establishment or are they simple a member of the villain community at large?"

 

He immediately stopped, before turning towards Claw. This was one question he had no problem answering...it was almost sad that someone didn't know the glory and genius of Dr. Cagey. With a clearing of his throat, Victor looked at Claw. "You haven't heard about Dr. Cagey? My good sir, you apparently haven't been around much. Dr. Cagey is a genius and is a marvel in the realm of robotics and machinery in the world we live in." he began to explain, smirking slightly. "Not only that, he has made the plethora of gadgets and machines that have helped countless villains in their villainous schemes. He's even made the machines that help around these halls."

 

 

 

 

 

"As if."

 

"My thoughts exactly." Mandy nodded, sighing as she turned to look over at the obvious dick measuring contest that was occurring in the middle of the cafeteria.

 

"Such brutish behavior..."

 

She laughed a bit, before waving her hand a bit. "You know it's always boys being boys. But still, can't help the fact that the whole strength tests is actually a good way to gauge these people's power. Especially glasses-boy over there." she said, pointing at Randall, who just struck at the purple boy. "He could definitely be useful later on..."

 

"Wonder what a guy like that's doing with a group like... that!"

 

Mandy shrugged slightly, before glancing back at one-horned Magee. "Honestly, I think he needs a change of friends. ....hmmm, maybe we can work on that. What do you think, Natalia? Two of us, just take him away and just give him a new set of friends?"

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"You know it's always boys being boys. But still, can't help the fact that the whole strength tests is actually a good way to gauge these people's power. Especially glasses-boy over there." she said, pointing at Randall, who just struck at the purple boy. "He could definitely be useful later on..." Natalia turned to the spiky haired child. While his strike was impressive, she was more impressed with the alien's attack, and the devastation it caused. It made a knot in her stomach; how could someone be so careless about the lives of others? She had to constantly remind herself where she was.

"Honestly, I think he needs a change of friends. ....hmmm, maybe we can work on that. What do you think, Natalia? Two of us, just take him away and just give him a new set of friends?" Natalia turned back to Mandy. Natalia thought about it, turning back to the horned boy. He seemed to be the only sane one in his posy, and one of the few sane looking students here. She turned back to Mandy and nodded.
 
"I like the sound of that. Let's go pay our horned friend a visit." She said, getting up from her seat and heading towards the horned boy.

[Yui]

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"Pardon me, I was lost in thoughts. I will get you down quickly...it may be a rough landing."

 

And rough it was. After the rope keeping her attached to the ceiling was cut, the girl rather ungracefully fell onto the floor beneath her, landing face-first on the hard floor. However, she seemed to be none the worse for wear from both the hanging and the fall, as she got up with no sign of strain, or enthusiasm for that matter. "Thousandth time's the charm, he says," she grumbled to herself, barely audible if even at all from where Mary was standing. As she began untying the rope around her neck, the girl said "I suppose this means I owe you one. Try not to cash in on any favors too soon. You've got this look about you that makes me think you'll ask for my name, so it's Zoe, to save you the effort. And yours?"

 

Just in time for a sudden new arrival to appear in the bathroom.

 

"Ah...the female bathroom.  I can't tell with those crude drawings out front."

 

"Those 'crude drawings' are of people," the dark-haired girl sighed, lazily tossing the untied rope into the nearest trash bin. "Your comment about it being the girls room tells me you're a guy. I should be writing you up for being here, but between missing history class this morning, having to deal with the idiots I'm stuck working with, and now the attempt at hanging myself being a complete failure, I really can't be bothered to write up some... what are you, anyway?"

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[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Mary watched the girl fall onto her face with some measure of intrigue. Well, that was quite the fall wasn't it? It had to have hurt. While not Mary's preferred method she couldn't exactly dislike such a thing...Though the girl seemed disappointingly unharmed from her experience. It made her think...what could cause her to scream?

 

...Oh, oh right, she should introduce herself. First things first she had to see if her experience so far has helped her in making friends. "Hello, Zoe, it is a pleasure to meet you. My name is Mary and I do so hope that we will get to know one another during our time here."

 

And then Vix'us entered the room, made some rather odd comment, and fell to his knees. Was he hurt? No, it seemed he was tired. But why? And what was he doing here? Did he wish to join in on...friendship making with them?

Mary moved to his side and tried to determine what was wrong with him. Before he could respond to Zoe, Mary spoke up, hoping that she wasn't crossing any lines by doing so. "This is Vix'us, my f...my f....my friend." She finished, with a blush. Oh gosh, oh dear, did she really say that? She very nearly buried her face in her hands and left she was so embarrassed! She glanced down at the alien with trepidation, trying to gauge his reaction despite the difficulty of reading such a person.

[Mr. Hyde]

 

"Those 'crude drawings' are of people," the dark-haired girl sighed, lazily tossing the untied rope into the nearest trash bin. "Your comment about it being the girls room tells me you're a guy. I should be writing you up for being here, but between missing history class this morning, having to deal with the idiots I'm stuck working with, and now the attempt at hanging myself being a complete failure, I really can't be bothered to write up some... what are you, anyway?"

 

So this girl must have been one of the human security guards around here.  Luckily, he wouldn't have to incinerate her since she wasn't going to right him up.  It would probably not be a good idea to tell her he had destroyed some of the school, along with some students.  However, the question she posed was one he had been answering quite frequently lately.  It was no fault of the humans...however that question might be insensitive to ask of others.  

 

"This is Vix'us, my f...my f....my friend."

 

Vix'us perked up a bit at the word.  Mary was indeed a human whom he didn't hold contempt for, but was that truly friendship.  The human girl now exhibited signs of embarrassment, which was strange to him.  Although...looking down at her made him feel nice.  Being friends with a human would be like the latter being friends with a dog in a sense, but he didn't mind.  A master could use a pet.  

 

"If you're going to be as bold as to proclaim you are my friend, Mary, then you should be proud as well!"  Vix'us placed his hands on hers and removed them from her face.  "You can bask in the glow of our friendship, do not shield yourself from it."  Vix'us then rose to his feet, to answer the girl's question.  He quickly towered over her, his head almost reaching the ceiling.  "I am a Vol'thoo'maranian.  But you can refer to me as an alien, or newcomer to your planet.  I crash landed here some time ago, and was tortured beyond belief.  My only goal now is to exterminate your kind..."  Vix'us rubbed the bottom of his beak, realizing the sting of that phrase.  "Of course...those who serve me shall be spared total annihilation."  Then the image of Ryuuken popped in his head...a human who was beyond extermination.  No...not a human...a nightmare given solidity.  He then shook his head, breaking his miserable trance.  "And of course, my friends shall be spared that fate as well."  He said, as he tussled Mary's hair.  

[VCR_CAT]

Dr. Claw, the Great and Terrible

 

"You haven't heard about Dr. Cagey? My good sir, you apparently haven't been around much. Dr. Cagey is a genius and is a marvel in the realm of robotics and machinery in the world we live in," another human blurted out, barging right into the conversation with a confident smirk. "Not only that, he has made the plethora of gadgets and machines that have helped countless villains in their villainous schemes. He's even made the machines that help around these halls."

 

Rusty sneered at the viewscreen without realizing that others couldn't see him do this. "Forgive me for my ignorance in hominoida affairs, but you surely can't blame me for not realizing there was a roboticist on this premises with skills worthy of such attention. After all, I'm sure if he was as great as you claim him to be, I would have noticed his work by now!"

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Mary looked up at Vix'us as he removed her hands from her face. What? Wait, but no, this was going so fast! The young man, if they were such it wasn't entirely clear given the alien thing, moved to answer the rather strange, and oddly out of focus looking, girl that Mary had met.

 

Still Mary stood rooted in place. Was Vix'us trying to move their relationship on faster? While she did want more friends to play with what was it that the alien expected? She thought of his powerful body. About how she wondered what color his blood was. And just how much pressure it would take to make those strong arms snap...

 

Vix'us tussling her hair was the final straw. "I, ahem, I must take my leave. Excuse me, Vix'us, excuse me, DATA CORRUPTED I should go now, lunch, food...school stuff." She backed out of the restroom, blushing heavily as her thoughts whirled and her heart thudded uncontrollably in her chest.

 

When she had traveled some distance and was out of sight she collapsed against the side of the hallway, shuddering, and drew her knees up to her chest. "Making friends...is quite exciting." she muttered.

[King K. Azo]

Ryuuken sighed to himself as he looked around the lunchroom. He only caught a quick glimpse of the new student Mr. Rotten had, and seeing as they were probably a master of disguise, there was no way he was going to find them by sight... but he really didn't feel like wasting the energy to sense her energy. With a sigh, he looked around the room, until he noticed something just a little bit off... He walked up slowly to the Devin disguised as Arleigh, looking over her.

 

"You were just across the room... chastising the boys that challenged me, were you not...?" He asked, tilting his head, the gears turning in his brain. However, before that train of thought could go any further, a boy whose fists were covered in a green slime came hurtling across the room, his purple and green hair flowing in the wind as he went to attack

 

"Today's the day, Ryuuken!" The boy cried out in a hotblooded tone. "I'm going to defeat you!!" He threw the punch right into Ryuuken's face, slime splattering off of his fist, which then exploded, engulfing Ryuuken's face. However, like eariler, the number one student took no damage.

 

"Oh, hello Batsu," Ryuuken stated, unfazed by the attack, only a slight smile on his face showing that he noticed the attack. "I'm sorry, but I'm busy today, so I don't have time to play today," 

 

"Oh, well, then if you're busy, let's make it quick then," The boy named Batsu commented, his personality switching to calm in an instant. With a nod, Ryuuken punched Batsu across the face, sending the boy flying. The exchange was a perfect opportunity for Devin to slip away...

 

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"Well, it seems that our little bet reached a stalemate." Victor spoke to Akira, before smirking. "However...if we were going by how much damage was done...I believe my bet on Randall won. But, it that wasn't the bet. So we keep the money."

 

"Huh? Oh, yeah, the bet, give me my money later," Akira commented, obviously engrossed in the examination of the armor.

 

"Indeed I am mostly self-taught, but I would be curious to meet this 'Dr. Cagey' you speak of. Tell me, are they a member of the staff or faculty of this establishment or are they simple a member of the villain community at large?"

 

"You haven't heard about Dr. Cagey? My good sir, you apparently haven't been around much. Dr. Cagey is a genius and is a marvel in the realm of robotics and machinery in the world we live in." he began to explain, smirking slightly. "Not only that, he has made the plethora of gadgets and machines that have helped countless villains in their villainous schemes. He's even made the machines that help around these halls."

 

"Forgive me for my ignorance in hominoida affairs, but you surely can't blame me for not realizing there was a roboticist on this premises with skills worthy of such attention. After all, I'm sure if he was as great as you claim him to be, I would have noticed his work by now!"

 

"As much as I hate to admit it, he has a point," Akira commented. "Unless you're a villain or his direct enemy, Dr. Cagey's not one to take the spotlight. He did like, only three 'take over the world' attempts, it's not something most people would notice," He was completely serious as he said this. "Still, maybe during a free period, we should introduce you. I'm sure you'd like him,"

 

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As the white haired boy did his best to gather up his courage to face down some of the top tier of students in this school, alone and tell them that they shouldn't be fighting in the lunchroom, he noticed that it already broke itself up. Sure, it was Ryuuken and all, but he was still kinda shocked that they stopped so easily. He figured they'd be more like Batsu, and go for... wait, was that Batsu flying right at him? 

 

The explosion boy smashed headfirst into the white haired boy's gut, causing them to both crash into the ground, groaning in pain. Batsu sat up, splattering a large glob of green goo on the boy's chest. 

 

 "Oh hey, you might want to wipe that off before it---," Batsu paused as the slime exploded, causing the white haired boy to spit out some blood. "Um... nevermind. Should I get the nurse...? Or do we have a healer...?"

 

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The girls' bathroom door opened up, revealing a man in full knight armor, wielding a mop like a sword. "Pardon me, ladies and Vol'thoo'maran. There is a grue in this restroom, and I've been tasked to clean its miserable existence from this fine school. I must lock down the restroom to prevent its escape, and must ask that you lot vacate the room immediately." He said, their voice deep and soothing. They then spun the mop around, and waited for everyone to leave.

 

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As Mary sat by the wall, a girl dressed in an uniform with the symbol of the Disciplinary Squad on her shoulder walked by, using her two human and six spider ones. She looked over to Mary and sighed.

 

"Are you dead? Can I eat you?" She asked semi-sarcastically. "Are you going to force me to pretend to do my job and take you to the nurse? Then again Hachi would hate it if I was late with his lunch, the lazy bastard,"

[Super Chaos Sonic]

 

 

"Forgive me for my ignorance in hominoida affairs, but you surely can't blame me for not realizing there was a roboticist on this premises with skills worthy of such attention. After all, I'm sure if he was as great as you claim him to be, I would have noticed his work by now!"

 

Was this individual just blatantly blind? Could he not just see work that Cagey put into certain areas of this school's campus? This made Victor quite uneasy, how could someone not understand his greatness like this?

 

"As much as I hate to admit it, he has a point. Unless you're a villain or his direct enemy, Dr. Cagey's not one to take the spotlight. He did like, only three 'take over the world' attempts, it's not something most people would notice."

 

"I suppose you may be right, Akira." Victor exhaled slowly, running his hands through his hair slightly. "Nevertheless, I would be shocked that there would be someone in this world who happens to not know of Dr. Cagey. Regardless of the take over the world attempts, the subtle strides that he's made in the area of technology, even not being in the spotlight would be known of at least."

 

"Still, maybe during a free period, we should introduce you. I'm sure you'd like him."

 

Now this was an idea that was one Victor could definitely get behind. Why speak of Cagey's greatness, when this individual could just straight up meet him? A small smile appeared on his face, nodding over at Akira. "I believe that might be the best idea you've had. Mere words aren't enough for Dr. Cagey...it's better to have the eyes behold him."

 

Victor glanced back towards the scuffle that had happened, before smirking. "Oh, and by the way, Akira. I'll take my money whenever you can give it."

 

 

 

 

"I like the sound of that. Let's go pay our horned friend a visit."

 

"It's settled then." Mandy smiled, getting up from her seat as well. She turned over towards one-horned MaGee...however...

 

There was a young boy who was sent flying straight into one-horned MaGee's gut and forced him to crash onto the ground. That wasn't all...the guy was also starting to cough up some blood after this explosion slime boy started to get up and even trying to check on the guy he hit.

 

Oh for the love of... she thought, stopping with a hand on her hip. This wasn't going at all how she was hoping for... If it isn't one thing it's another...and another dumb boy trying to measure their damn dicks...

 

"Um... nevermind. Should I get the nurse...? Or do we have a healer...?"

 

"Oi!!" Mandy shouted, making her way towards one-horned MaGee and whoever this exploding boy was. She pointed at the horned guy and spoke again. "Any of you a healer? Or do any of you have the nurse on speed-dial? Cause we got a man down!"

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

"Are you dead? Can I eat you?"

 

Mary was taken from her daydreaming as a girl, with most unusual legs, came to her and spoke. The first thought that came through the girl's head was that this must have been some kind of angel. Eat her? How would she do that? There weren't any fangs...so did she have some kind of acid that would eat at her and and....

 

"Are you going to force me to pretend to do my job and take you to the nurse? Then again Hachi would hate it if I was late with his lunch, the lazy bastard,"

 

Oh. She was joking? Mary looked a bit dejected but she smiled at the other girl. "I only just came from the nurse. You don't have to worry I shall be just fine." In order to prove this she got back to her feet and extended her hand, wiping the sweat subtly against her skirt beforehand, and offered the girl a handshake. "My name is Mary and it's very nice to meet you." She noticed the symbol the spider girl had on and asked curiously. "Are you on the Disciplinary Committee? I was quite interested in looking into it..."

[Mr. Hyde]

 

"I, ahem, I must take my leave. Excuse me, Vix'us, excuse me, DATA CORRUPTED I should go now, lunch, food...school stuff."

 

Vix watched as the girl left the room, only to have her replaced by another human in some sort of armor coating.  He held a cleaning utensil as if it were a weapon.  

 

"Pardon me, ladies and Vol'thoo'maran. There is a grue in this restroom, and I've been tasked to clean its miserable existence from this fine school. I must lock down the restroom to prevent its escape, and must ask that you lot vacate the room immediately."

 

Vix'us looked on, and was glad that he wasn't about to be punished for being in the opposite gender's restroom.  A most heinous crime on his planet, but that would explain why he was a villain now.  Would his people look on him in shame now?  Vix'us nodded towards the man, and left the bathroom laxly.  As the door swung shut behind him, he wondered what in the universe a "grue" even was.  It probably wasn't anything he couldn't have handled by himself...and a human with a mop wasn't exactly a step above Vix'us.  He sighed, as he wandered the halls of the school, getting a glance of Mary talking with another student.  He decided not to intrude on the new conversation, and walked the opposite way.  He wasn't hungry anymore...not after what happened with that Ryuuken.  

[👀 REP 👀]

 

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"Hey, cheer up, sport," Randall turned to the gun girl, a tinge of hate in his eyes. "At least he can go get another pudding." Randall simple sighed. He was too defeated right now to put this bug in her place. 

 

"Whatever..." He said, clenching his fist. He was angry, although not at anyone else. He was mad at himself. All this talk he had about being the best, only to be humiliated like that by some raisin looking motherfuc​​ker?  It was a hard pill to swallow, but he wasn't the top dog of the school. He'd have to get stronger. He slammed his fist onto the table, causing it to dent.

However, his scowl shifted into a smile. "So this is what it's like, huh?" He turned to the ceiling. "You better watch your a​ss, Ryuuken! One day I'll squash you like a bug!" He roared, laughing maniacally. It was a weird feeling, he was still pissed off. And yet, he was more motivated than he had ever been.

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As the two made their way towards the horned boy, some other brute showed up, slamming into their target and... blowing them up? Was everyone in this school a careless idiot? Natalia shook her head, crossing her arms. As Mandy started calling for some sort of healer or medic, Natalia went up to the boy, getting a closer look at him. "We should probably get him to a nurse..." She considered lifting him up and taking him to the nurse's office herself, but she wasn't exactly the strongest physically. She shifted her glare towards the boy that caused this. "Somehow I don't trust you to take him there in one piece." She returned her glare back to the horned boy. "Hey, you think you can walk? I can take you if you can..."

[Astolfo]

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Rain Mirren

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“Ah.”

 

Rain stepped forward, leaving the two girls there a reassuring remark as he passed them by. “You don’t need to worry, it’s not too serious.” The feminine boy knelt next to the fallen white-haired member of the Disciplinary Council. He made a small gesture with one of his hands, and a small disc-sized portal appeared instantly. “Prin- I mean, sir. I believe this will help a bit with the pain.” Reaching in, he pulled the neck of a bottle of whisky out, before realizing his mistake. He immediately tossed it back inside and grabbed a small jar of a different liquid instead. It was a slightly expensive drink that numbed pain while revitalizing the other senses. Rain had bought it off some ex-military a few years ago. While this was probably a poor investment in all logic, at the least, it would serve to get on this Disciplinary Council member’s good side. Not to mention, Rain was still quite… interested in his looks as well.

 

“This will get him off his feet for now. I can handle it from here. I’ll escort him to the nurse’s office afterwards once he’s a bit steadier.”

 

He paused, facing Natalia. Rain didn’t really want to waste time on these two nobodies, but this would probably help his own case. “My thanks to you and the other girl,” Rain made a small motion towards Mandy off to the side “, for being at least somewhat responsible, unlike a clear certain few others around at the moment.”

 

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