Visit Bork Heaven Today!

[KatnissGod]

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=bork_heaven

 

 

The Free Land of Bork Heaven is a fledgling, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 6 million Bork Masters are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The fair Bork Heavenian economy, worth 178 billion Shiny Doggo Treats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,689 Shiny Doggo Treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and smoking is banned in public areas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bork Heaven's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bork Heaven is ranked 45,377^th in the world and 1,557^th in the Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 64.17 Years.

[SkaterTheDJWolf]

Sounds like a dystopian society.

I activate "Thank Mr Skeltal" from my hand and Tribute two Zombie-Type monsters, Lavender LONLINESS and Lavender HURRY, whose total Level is more than 4! Ritual Shokan! The 3spoopy5me 1 who plays the magic trumpet that brings good bones and calcium, Level 4! Trumpet Skeltal of The Abyss!

[The Frost King]

[KatnissGod]

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