Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Enguin has been secretly talking with the Russians, Chinese, Iranians, and Pojo about his ability to sabatoge and spill key YCM secrets in exchange for the ability to be the world's most famous shitposter, and in the case of Russia, vodka. Lots of vodka. It is believed YCM member Rewas accidentally stumbled upon this treachery, which is why Enguin started throwing empty beer bottles at him, but missing every single time. Scared and annoyed, Rewas went to have a meeting with covert ops commander Hi I'm Dad. It is believed Dad plans to use the good ol' belt whipping technique in the interrogation of the tratior Enguin. It is believed Enguin leaked the following secrets: The secret love affair between CowCow and MireiHi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe MACHISMO's massive gun collectionThe fact that ABC/Torps is a dumThe location of a unamed member's lewd anime collectionBritish Soul's secret tea and crumpets vaultBritish Soul's James Bond gadgets vault And many more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENMaker Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 You make a lot of wild and damaging claims yet provide no evidence. Thusly I deduce you to be a LIAR and a COWARD and I WILL SUE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 You make a lot of wild and damaging claims yet provide no evidence. Thusly I deduce you to be a LIAR and a COWARD and I WILL SUE YOU.traitors and terrorists do not have the right to sue anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 It is believed Enguin leaked the following secrets: The secret love affair between CowCow and MireiHi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe The secret love affair between CowCow and MireiHi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe Hi I'm Dad's favorite fried chicken recipe Enguin, I will funking cut you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Enguin, I will funking cut you.u dun goofed enguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 The fact that ABC/Torps is a dumBut Raeg is the only one who says this... Could it possibly be...? ENGUIN HAS AN ACCOMPLICE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Batman's gonna be pissed when he finds my guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 secret? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 what a monster. i'm glad he'll be behind bars soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 But Raeg is the only one who says this... Could it possibly be...? ENGUIN HAS AN ACCOMPLICE?no and now ur going to get an ass whooping secret?secretwhat a monster. i'm glad he'll be behind bars soonikrBatman's gonna be pissed when he finds my guns.bad machismo bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 It is believed Enguin leaked the following secrets: British Soul's secret tea and crumpets vaultBritish Soul's James Bond gadgets vaultsheet son! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 sheet son!you need better security clearance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 you need better security clearanceOr better defences in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Or better defences in general.you need john wick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 you need john wick Business, or casual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Business, or casual?does it matter who the hell is gonna funk with john wick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 you need john wickNever watched it, so he (the character with le same name) won't be of use to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Allow me to educate you, Scrub Soul. (I've only seen the clips because we cannot have nice things like John Wick on Netflix) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Allow me to educate you, Scrub Soul.Heavy words coming from someone who hasn't even seen the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 5, 2017 Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Heavy words coming from someone who hasn't even seen the movie.You saying Raeg hasn't seen the movie? :: ...Well then/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 5, 2017 Heavy words coming from someone who hasn't even seen the movie.You don't need to see the full movie to know that British Soul is making a big mistake. One clip is all you need. Therefore, British Soul's statement proves that he is indeed a scrub. You saying Raeg hasn't seen the movie? :: ...Well then/At least I don't have a subpar defense system protecting valuable secrets. Enguin probably bypassed it while severely hungover. Now the Russians and Chinese have all your secrets. Including what's actually in your closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 You don't need to see the full movie to know that British Soul is making a big mistake. One clip is all you need. Therefore, British Soul's statement proves that he is indeed a scrub.I'm not a scrub or making a big mistake. I'm sure I can defend my sheet without John Wick At least I don't have a subpar defence system protecting valuable secrets. Enguin probably bypassed it while severely hungover. Now the Russians and Chinese have all your secrets. Including what's actually in your closet.Noone knows the full, exact contents of my closet. I at least keep that well guarded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 I'm not a scrub or making a big mistake. I'm sure I can defend my sheet without John Wick Noone knows the full, exact contents of my closet. I at least keep that well guarded.denial is the first step i think But they know about the dragon dildos. That's all they need for blackmail. So much for being able to defend. You couldn't even defend your secret tea recipe and now it's probably being sold to North Korea as we speak. Why North Korea? Because they mistook the British as a cover for the scared American imperialists. ...Actually, you're right. You don't need John Wick. You need 007 himself to get that tea recipe back. Or McDonald's. Big Macs in exchange for the tea recipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 But they know about the dragon dildos. That's all they need for blackmail.Who doesn't know about the dragon dildos though? :: . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Who doesn't know about the dragon dildos though? :: .extraterrestrial life forms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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