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The link mechanic isn't my favorite soooooo...

 

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You're wrong but by all means let the torture commence. Especially if it's that Trickstar s***.

Please do it!

 

yes

Hehehe~

 

First: Decode Talker

 

(Scenario: Decode is strapped and chained to a wall. A man with the Illuminati's symbol has taken his sword away, and proceeds to slash him with it. Over and over...)

Decode: No! Stop it! W-why are you doing this?

A mystery man: Because... you ruined everything.

Decode: What do you mean?

Mystery: Your EX Zones prevent us from summoning more than one Xyz Monster at a time, ruining our plans... suffer forever...

(Mystery slashes Decode with the Decode Blade over and over again)

Decode: No! S-stop! Please... Stop it... it hurts... no... don't... just... _/\_/\_/\____________

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Let's unleash the wrath of ARC-V on them, shall we?

LOL I can imagine Yuya being more than a bit mad at Yusaku and co. for ruining his invention with LINK SUMMONING and decides to take it out on his monsters.

 

Second: Link Spider

 

(Scenario: Yuya has finally snapped and Pendulum Summons ALL of his best monsters to have some fun with Links. And he has Call of the Haunted from the anime which makes Link Spider an immortal zombie.)

Spider: Please- stop- iiiit!

Yuya: NO! PENDULUM DRAGONS, ATTACK!

(ALL of Odd-Eyes Pendulum Dragon's evos attack at the same time)

Spider: Please, I beg you! Let me die!

Yuya: NO! ATTACK, DRAGONS!

Spider: NO! STOP IT! PLEEEEEEEASE! THE PAIN! THE PAIN! THE PAAAAAAAAIN!

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It makes sense though since Pendulums got a giant slap in the face in VRAINS era; still need to check if you can't P-Summon on turn 1 or you still can. 

 

Oh right, and I guess you can sic 5Ds and friends on VRAINS next. I would say go rip apart Firewall / Topologic Bomber or some other boss Links, but you do whatever.

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yugioh monsters are not for bullying!

 

that said I haven't followed the LINK mechanic that much, but rip multiple gustavs

  

It makes sense though since Pendulums got a giant slap in the face in VRAINS era; still need to check if you can't P-Summon on turn 1 or you still can. 

 

Oh right, and I guess you can sic 5Ds and friends on VRAINS next. I would say go rip apart Firewall / Topologic Bomber or some other boss Links, but you do whatever.

Too bad, Reptilious. Don't reply if you don't like it.

 

BTW, I'm bringing out Kaiba's Ultimate Dragon to do the dirty work next. (It's a Fusion Monster)

 

Third: Firewall Dragon

 

(Scenario: Pegasus hired Firewall Dragon to be his firewall. If you watched Duel Monsters, this is self-explanatory.)

Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon: DIE! DIE! DIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Firewall: Why are you d-doing this?

BEUD: HOW COULD YOU?! YOU WORK WITH PEGASUS?! YOU ARE AN INSULT TO DRAGONS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR INTERFERING WITH JUSTICE!!!!!!!

Kaiba: Stop it, my Ultimate Dragon!

BEUD: NEVER!!!!! HE *boom* WILL *boom* PAAAAAAY!!!!!

Firewall: Please... no... no... more... *disintegrates*

Computer: Access granted.

Kaiba: *mentally scarred after witnessing this cruelty*

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CIBR-JP047 オルターガイスト・プライムバンシー Altergeist Prime Banshee

LINK 3 DARK Spellcaster-Type Link Effect Monster

ATK 2100

Links: Right, Bottom Right, Bottom

Recipe: 2+ “Altergeist” monsters

You can only use each of this card name’s effects once per turn.

(1) During either player’s Main Phase (Quick Effect): You can Tribute 1 “Altergeist” monster, except this card; Special Summon 1 “Altergeist” monster from your Deck at this card’s Link Point.

(2) If this card is sent from the field to the GY: You can target 1 “Altergeist” card in your GY; add that card to your hand.

 

You could've found this info on the Wikia too.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Gah, this was a mistake. One last one:

 

Topologic Bomber Dragon

 

TBD: Please don't hurt me!

Yusei: I cannot hurt an innocent. I am a Signer.

TBD: That's a relief.

Yusei: SO I'LL TICKLE YOU INSTEAD!

TBD: NOOOOOO! PFFT... AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHA HOHOHOHO STOP IT PLEASE IT TICKLES AHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Yusei: Nope!

TBD: O-OK!! PFFFFT!

And now, farewell.

 

O'Hare: LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND come on who's with me?

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