Ultimate Ryan Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Guy: U wanna blame me for global warming?Girl: SureGuy: I know cause i am so dang HOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Wolf Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Nice shoes' date=' wanna f***[/quote'] I tried that today, didn't work. XD its not supoosed to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted April 23, 2008 Report Share Posted April 23, 2008 Nice shoes' date=' wanna f***[/quote'] I tried that today, didn't work. XD its not supoosed to work Now you tell me >: ( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hennjo Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 "Have i seen you before? oh yeah it was in my dreams"omg i can't believe i typed that, it's so cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 i see uve lost ur pacifier, don't worry i got something for you to suck on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 "Have i seen you before? oh yeah it was in my dreams"omg i can't believe i typed that, it's so cheesy-->I don't think so. It's actually not bad, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted April 24, 2008 Report Share Posted April 24, 2008 Hey, Do you wanna practice CPR together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silencerleader Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Hey...you need help with that zipper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Your my lung disease in the cancer of life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 I'm gonna go take a shower, do you want to join me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Gourmet Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 *Right then and there to a complete stranger* HidoyoulikecatsIlikecatsniceweatherhuhwannagetcoffeelaterIlikecolumbianblendhahahahahahahahahahahayouwanttogotodinneriknowthisgreatplaceyourplaceormine? (*Breathes*)(Man/woman runs away. Fast.)(On rare occasions, when it is a man talking to a woman, it is followed up by a smack) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreezingNinja Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 if u were a car door, id slam u all night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Here's a new one. ``Did it hurt?'' ``Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?''``No, when your boyfriend died in a car accident. ^_^'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinnamonStar Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 OMG folks, those you've mentionned so far are definitely pretty bad and will probably scar most of the girls off.Well except this one:"Have i seen you before? oh yeah it was in my dreams"omg i can't believe i typed that, it's so cheesy -->I don't think so. It's actually not bad, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Do you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.Are you accepting applications for your fan club?Hi. My name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a bit of you inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 How about"You are the effect to my yugiohcard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Girl, you are so smoking, I need a fire extinguisher to take you out. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hennjo Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 since apparently mine wasn't so bad, i guess i'll have to try harder. Hmm. Him "Those clothes can be like a bargin"Her "Why"Him "cause when you come back to my place we could get them 100% off" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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