After being named "Biggest Playa on the Farm," CowCow recently sat down with a reporter to dicuss his Cattle Pimp Squad.

[Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP]

All he said was this: "Young cattle flithy rich we ain't worried about much."

 

And then when asked to say something to his critics, he merely said: "I'll leave ya shredded." He then proceeded to pull an Kalashnikov and started manically mooing like a evil genius.

 

Nobody knows if CowCow is just a playa with the bling, an evil genius, or both. The question remains unsolved.