Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 CowCow was simply on his way to CattleMart, the most beloved grocery store for cattle all over the United States of America and maybe Canada. As he was walking, two hooligans began throwing grapefruit at him. At first, CowCow tried and successfully ate some of the grapefruit, the sheer amount of grapefruit thrown knocked him down. Witnesses would later report moos of laughter as the two hooligans began viciously tickling the down CowCow. Soon, more people joined in the vicious tickling. However, they were all scared off by our good fellow Dad, who was armed with a belt as someone got dirt on his Audi and he was gonna whoop some ass no matter what. Local authorities are still investigating the grapefruit and tickling assault on CowCow. Many people found it humorous, but it is not. CowCow exploded five times in a row afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 RIP RIP RIPRIPRIPoh hi again beloved cow :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 RIP RIP RIPRIPRIPoh hi again beloved cow :3 Torps/ABC has confessed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGATHODAIMON BANGTAIL COW Posted April 25, 2017 Report Share Posted April 25, 2017 Good thing nobody will ever suspect that's me - oh wait. I just said that out loud.Torps/ABC has confessed!OH WAIT TAKE TWO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted April 26, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 Good thing nobody will ever suspect that's me - oh wait. I just said that out loud.OH WAIT TAKE TWO.ur going downtown to da big house punk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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