Just Crouton Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Add dinosaurs to your story. Dinosaurs are instant attention-grabbers because they're cool, and cool things are cool. Take this line from Fifty Shades Darker. "He puts the keychain down on the bedside table and snuggles in beside me, pulling me into his arms against his chest so that we’re spooning." Now, let's make this better. "He puts the keychain down on the bedside table and snuggles in beside me, pulling me into his arms against his chest so that we’re spooning. Then, a pterodactyl smashed through the roof and carried me away." See? Now it's worth reading! So, that protagonist who has that special power to save the world? Make that power the power to become a dinosaur! That evil tyrannical ruler oppressing the weak? Make an evil tyrannical t-rex! That one minority you threw into the story for diversity? Make that one black dude a velociraptor! Vampires? Dinosaur vampires! Now, go get published! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Piss off. You wrote For The Bell Tolls. You aren't that great of a writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Real talk I think I will try and add a dinosaur to my next story and see how it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted April 19, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Piss off. You wrote For The Bell Tolls. You aren't that great of a writer. You piss off! It was a masterpiece! And once the publishers stop laughing for some reason, my next book will be even better! Real talk I think I will try and add a dinosaur to my next story and see how it goes. I inspire creativity in others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 can confirm it works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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