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What should we done with resisting n00bs?  

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  1. 1. What should we done with resisting n00bs?

    • Wipe them off the face of the Earth.
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    • Hunt them like deer and eat them.
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    • Start a n00b Holocaust witch hunt
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Well since President Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac isn't here, you can record the minutes, God Splice.

 

This meeting is about a much worrying predicament. I've seen a thread and it SEEMS that more and more members are leaving. Of course this is probably of no concern to us BUT a competent mastermind surveys all the threats. If more and more members are leaving then that means that our soon to be empire is shrinking by the minute. Of course, there are an adequate amount of members, but the leaving members might be joining new forums that will gain the resisting fighting force against our empire! The less brainwashed slaves, the less power. What should we do?

 

1. Kindly ask them to stay so we could convert/brainwash them into joining our empire.

2. Ignore it. We have enough manpower anyway. This meeting is pointless.

3. As George Bush would say: ``NUKE `EM! NUKE `EM AAAALLL!!!!''

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I work alone.... but I think I'll join you then commit PURE EVIIIIIIIL and destroy you later. Pm me and I'll join.

Oh... and.... I think we should catch kittens, crush their eyes and mix with cream and serve to people as 'eyes cream'. Hmn... apparently not many people come back for seconds :(. Ah well its evil and a good income.

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Hey, keep RC off my minutes!

 

Supreme EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Overlord and Dictator for Life Davok II:

This meeting is about a much worrying predicament. I've seen a thread and it SEEMS that more and more members are leaving. Of course this is probably of no concern to us BUT a competent mastermind surveys all the threats. If more and more members are leaving then that means that our soon to be empire is shrinking by the minute. Of course, there are an adequate amount of members, but the leaving members might be joining new forums that will gain the resisting fighting force against our empire! The less brainwashed slaves, the less power. What should we do?

 

1. Kindly ask them to stay so we could convert/brainwash them into joining our empire.

2. Ignore it. We have enough manpower anyway. This meeting is pointless.

3. As George Bush would say: ``NUKE `EM! NUKE `EM AAAALLL!!!!''

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! God Splice: i take option 3...XD

 

but let's Nuke Bush aswell...XD

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Buffer: I choose option 3 aswell I also agree with god splice (with the nuking of gorge bush) Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahhahahanukeanddestroyhahahahahaha!!

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: The meeting is NOT pointless, so option 2 is ruled out. Option 3 is that of the psychopath, not of the EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! overlord: if we nuke them, we lose them forever, destroying our own slaves. We MUST gain power, or the resistance forces will outnumber and therefore ovepower our far superior empire. The only option for the true EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! overlord is the first. Also, I find it highly more entertaining -- and effective -- to poison figures in political power with such toxins that give them a slow and painful death rather than nuke him. In the spirit of our EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! organization:

 

mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmuahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHEINFINITEUNIVERSESHALLFALLBEFOREMYUNDENIABLEEEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!MIGHTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFALLINETERNALPAINANDSUFFERINGBEFOREMEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEVENGODANDCHUCKNORRISPALEBEFOREMYEEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!POWERAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alright... will someone actually tell me whether I can join or not?

 

Sorry' date=' no psychopaths. Only people who are purely [b']EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! [/b]can join. We want to TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN' WORLD, not destroy it. You can be one of our grunts, though. But you can't participate in meetings.

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hey can i join i am evil i got banned off forums for sexually orintated statement AKA boba fett fan club' date=' can we kill them?

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.... No. Just no. We don't accept people who get banned for sexually oriented stuff. That's not evil. That's sick. You will precede to not post on this thread anymore or I shall direct one of my nuclear missiles toward your computer. I warn you, it WILL hurt. Also, absolutely ZERO off topics during meetings. All who go off topic shall be instantly converted into sulphurous vapor.

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Hey I'm not a psychopath -.- just because I want the cats slaughtered!!! I want to take over the world too!! Just a world without cats.. is that so wrong? And I am purely evil!!! PURELY EVIIIIIIL!!! Just give me a test and I shall prove I am evil. And anyway the sick torture of cats is EVIIIL and practical. Ground up cat eyes is a beneficial substance which we can sell or consume ourselves! Dont knock it till you'v tried it!!!

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most psychopaths often try to justify the fact that there sick by saying there evil

the truly evil are just evil theres almost no other way to explain it

if indeed you are evil people would could just look at you and tell

psychopaths can often hide the fact that there sick

most truly evil people are smart and most of the time are

a little insane

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Actually just the kittens... and you have no right to judge me - evil is evil in all forms. Your evil is your evil, my evil is my evil unless it is obviously not evil like that guy up there with the cookies. Guy up there - cookies are not evil. Cookies are just moderately unhealthy. Get used to it.

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YOU'RE OFF TOPIC. I'd reiterate the minute, but no one has posted relating to the meeting for a while.

 

Issue: Our slaves are escaping to other forums that could possibly resist us. What do we do?

Option 1: Calmly persuade them to rejoin.

Option 2: Ignore the situation.

Option 3: "NUKE 'EM! NUKE 'EM ALL!!!" As evil (not EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!, evil) vice president Dick Cheney said when George W. Bush was being interviewed.

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YOU'RE OFF TOPIC. I'd reiterate the minute' date=' but no one has posted relating to the meeting for a while.

 

Issue: Our slaves are escaping to other forums that could possibly resist us. What do we do?

Option 1: Calmly persuade them to rejoin.

Option 2: Ignore the situation.

Option 3: "NUKE 'EM! NUKE 'EM ALL!!!" As evil (not EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!, evil) vice president Dick Cheney said when George W. Bush was being interviewed.

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none of those options

are evil unuff if we

ask them to rejoin

theres a chance

that we won't

get them back

if we ignore it

we'll never get

them back and

as people have

said if we nuke

them there dead

and even though

it would be fun and

Evvvviiiiiiillllllllllllllll

we would never be

able to get them back

I propose that we brain

wash them and make them

are loyal slaves forever!!!!!

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