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Lord Davok's Secret Society of Competant Villains


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What should we done with resisting n00bs?  

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  1. 1. What should we done with resisting n00bs?

    • Wipe them off the face of the Earth.
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    • Hunt them like deer and eat them.
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    • Start a n00b Holocaust witch hunt
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Yes, I believe this meeting is adjourned. I've joined the Dread Army to `help' deal with resisting n00bs. Remember, if their's a chance of taking over the world in your grasp, take it! Inform your other members at once. Also, after posting or writing something evil, then copy and paste your evil laugh after it! That is the code of the LDSSCV! This meeting is adjourned!

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Alright, I get the meeting adjourned bit, but wouldn't posting our evil laughs stretch the page to ludicrous amounts, making it less efficient? Especially since ours are extra-extra-large and bolded, italicized, and underlined...

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I already knew that! Grrr... never mind.

 

Okay, here are the jobs:

 

LordDavok2: Evil Schemes

 

Buffer: n00b hunter

 

Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac: n00b conversion (AKA brainwashing)

 

God Splice: `crickets chirping' You do EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!, all right?

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Razor-sharp-beaked n00b-eating penguins bow to your will? You're almost as good as Davok. Of course, Davok is almost as good as me. And if you can beat me, you can't, because I played the ULTIMATE TRUMP CARD. :twisted:

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Bah! Let's just drop the whole thing. All of you to your assigned jobs! Meeting officially ADJOURNED! (PS to SGY: After this meeting, you will have to speak the events of previous meetings, basically summarize the events of previous meetings. You also have to record the minutes. You will get the first post of each meeting to summarize the minutes of the last meeting.)

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Yes, your in.

 

I also have a pet chlorine gas cloud named Choky. I can't show you the picture of him but the cameraman died to take the picture.

 

Your job is to `enlist' (AKA brainwash) other members of the forum here, so that are army may grow until it is unstoppable.

Example:

 

God Hunter

Hey, guys! Join Lord Davok's Secret Society of Competant Villains! It's very good there, you can be easily accepted!

 

Your targets usually consist of small children.

 

I know what your thinking. I'm EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!

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