Lord Davok's Secret Society of Competant Villains

[Davok]

 

The guidelines of the LDSSCV is clear.

 

1. Make the n00b population extinct.

2. Be evil, but competant.

3. Become the most popular club in the forum so that we may brainwash every forumer with subliminal messages and make them our slaves and then well TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!^_^

 

Those who join our ranks must:

 

1. Purely EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!

2. Be competent.

3. Have good grammar. We can't achieve world conquest if the only thing you have to say at the United Nations is: ``@ll ur b@ez r bEl0nG 2 uz!!!''

4. Be corrupt. EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!y corrupt.

 

List of Members:

1. Torchman- Supreme Overlord and Dictator for Life

2. Buffer-Central Intelligence Spy

3. God Splice-Main Threat Intelligence Captain

4. Zebra Wearing Trench Coat-Survey Sergeant

5. Atomix-Special Forces Sergeant

6. Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac- President

7. God Hunter-Recruitment Sergeant

8. wilson91- Main Recruitment Sergeant

9. Unicron-Central Intelligence Spy

10. haris-Special Forces Corporal

11. altemon-Main Advertising Agent

12. Spirit of D.M.G- Harbinger Captain

[Buffer]

I 'm so in

[Davok]

Gooood.... but you have to have a good evil laugh.

[Buffer]

do I have to write it or what?

[The Ruby]

Good...Very Good...

 

XD

 

I have now joined the Dark Side...

 

Muhahaha...*cough*...haha...*cough*

[Davok]

To Buffer: Yes. You do write it. Example:

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (heart shrieking insane megolomaniacal laughter rents through the air and then goes on a rampage, murdering everyone in sight.)

 

You may use that as your evil laugh.

 

To God Splice: Yes, you MAY join, but you have to be absolutely EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! .

[Buffer]

hahahaha,muahahahahahahaha,hahahahahahahahaha

[The Ruby]

oh...

 

you don't know how EVIL i truley am...

 

...:twisted:...

[RiffMaster Alex]

I'll join! I am unimaginably EVIL!!!!!!! :evil:

[Davok]

Yes... but being just evil is not enough... you have to be EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!

[Atomix]

I am dedicated to you my leash, as I truely am evil, I'll join

[Davok]

Goooood.... all we need right now are a couple more members... and then the the n00b witch hunt Holocaust shall begin!

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

I'm not just EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!, I'm

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'll let you pathetic fools in command of this establishment determine if I am to be counted amongst your ranks as a superior evildoer. Believe me, none of you fools are even close to my power. Truly, you are barely worthy to read these words.

[Davok]

Nuh-uh! I'm the supreme evildoer here! Here's my evil laugh:

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHRIEKHAHAHAHAHAHAHATORMENTHAHAHAAHAHAHADESPAIRHAHAHAHAHAHAHARIPTOSHREDSEVERYTHING INSIGHTHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHADESTROYBURNHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHTORTUREHAHAHAHAHAHAHHABURNDOWNANORPHANAGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHPUNCHANUNHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHDOOMHAHAHAAHAHAHAHADESTROYTHEFRIKKINWORLDHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHBLOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!HAHAHAHAAHAHA

 

Ha! Try to beat that!!

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

mhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmuahahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHEINFINITEUNIVERSESHALLFALLBEFOREMYUNDENIABLEEEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!MIGHTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFALLINETERNALPAINANDSUFFERINGBEFOREMEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAEVENGODANDCHUCKNORRISPALEBEFOREMYEEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!POWERAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

That is unbeatable. Note the part with Chuck Norris in it.

[Davok]

..... `whimper'

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

My point is proven. Though I will admit that you're more EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! and less pathetic than the other members of the EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! establishment.

[Davok]

Hmmm, point taken. You are henceforth promoted to President. I'll be Supreme EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Overlord and Dictator for Life. Now, for more pressing matters.

 

MEETING

 

This meeting of Lord Davok's Secret Society of Supervillains has begun. President Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac shall record the minutes to our meeting. Our first discussion is n00bs. What should be done with them?

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: In my view, the way is clear. Should n00bs be educated in the ways of EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! competence, they could become valuable, competent allies in our plot to TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN' WORLD!!!!!!!!!!. See the Dread Army for details. Note my façade of goodness and charity so that no one will suspect my EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! motives. The member Aximil has already been converted to the ways of EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!.

[Davok]

Hmmm... Gooood, Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac. But what about the n00bs who resist? Should we:

 

1. Wipe them off the face of the Earth.

 

2. Hunt n00bs like deer and eat them in our feasts.

 

3. Start a n00b Holocaust witch hunt?

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: In my view, the way is clear. Should n00bs be educated in the ways of EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! competence, they could become valuable, competent allies in our plot to TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN' WORLD!!!!!!!!!!. See the Dread Army for details. Note my façade of goodness and charity so that no one will suspect my EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! motives. The member Aximil has already been converted to the ways of EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!.

 

Supreme EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Overlord and Dictator For Life Davok: Hmmm... Gooood, Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac. But what about the n00bs who resist? Should we:

 

1. Wipe them off the face of the Earth.

 

2. Hunt n00bs like deer and eat them in our feasts.

 

3. Start a n00b Holocaust witch hunt?

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: I vote the first option. It's quick, painless (for us, not them), and makes us seem more competent. Witch hunts were carried out by incompetent imbeciles, and cannibalism is for incompetent barbarians. We have more than enough EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! magic (the rep system & reports). However, we will need to assume a guise of Sartorian well-meaning harshness instead of unveiling our true EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! motives, or we ourselves will be BANNED and rendered unable to TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN' WORLD!!!!!!!!!!. The question is, is our secret society ready to assume such a guise? (If they aren't, they're incompetent. :?)

[Atomix]

Can I be the 'Nooby Hunter', it is just like the 'Bounty Hunter'

[Davok]

Supreme Overlord and Dictator for life LordDavok2 :Hmmm... President Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac is correct. Yes, that WOULD work. Though I think our members should be entitled to n00b witch hunts, just for entertainment. Why, this very day I just gave my first negative rep to a n00b in the card sets section. Name was super zero, I think. Yes... it shall work! Also, what's the fun in being EEEEEEEEVVVIIIIILLLL!!!!!! if you can't put in some n00b cannibalism?

 

To Yugioh Maker's request: ..... n00by Hunter? N00BY HUNTER!!!???? Just... no... but you can collect bounties on n00bs' heads.

[Guest Supreme Gamesmaster]

I can't do formatting for some reason, so excuse the lack of it.

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: In my view, the way is clear. Should n00bs be educated in the ways of EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! competence, they could become valuable, competent allies in our plot to TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN' WORLD!!!!!!!!!!. See the Dread Army for details. Note my façade of goodness and charity so that no one will suspect my EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! motives. The member Aximil has already been converted to the ways of EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!.

 

Supreme EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Overlord and Dictator For Life Davok: Hmmm... Gooood, Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac. But what about the n00bs who resist? Should we:

 

1. Wipe them off the face of the Earth.

 

2. Hunt n00bs like deer and eat them in our feasts.

 

3. Start a n00b Holocaust witch hunt?

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: I vote the first option. It's quick, painless (for us, not them), and makes us seem more competent. Witch hunts were carried out by incompetent imbeciles, and cannibalism is for incompetent barbarians. We have more than enough EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! magic (the rep system & reports). However, we will need to assume a guise of Sartorian well-meaning harshness instead of unveiling our true EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! motives, or we ourselves will be BANNED and rendered unable to TAKE OVER THE FRIKKIN' WORLD!!!!!!!!!!. The question is, is our secret society ready to assume such a guise? (If they aren't, they're incompetent. )

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Bounty Hunter Yugioh maker: Can I be the 'Nooby Hunter', it is just like the 'Bounty Hunter'

 

Supreme EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Overlord and Dictator for Life LordDavok2 :Hmmm... President Supreme Gamemaster Yddisac is correct. Yes, that WOULD work. Though I think our members should be entitled to n00b witch hunts, just for entertainment. Why, this very day I just gave my first negative rep to a n00b in the card sets section. Name was super zero, I think. Yes... it shall work! Also, what's the fun in being EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! if you can't put in some n00b cannibalism?

 

To Yugioh Maker's request: ..... n00by Hunter? N00BY HUNTER!!!???? Just... no... but you can collect bounties on n00bs' heads.

 

EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! President and Supreme Gamesmaster Yddisac: The Dread Army is actually quite a useful organization: a collection of peons willing to hunt down and publicly humiliate incompetent n00bs without ever realizing they are being competently EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!. I have quite a n00b bounty list there for the EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!! Bounty Hunter to observe.

 

However, I highly advise against n00b cannibalism as it has been known to cause n00bishness and incompetence in the eater. The trouble with holocausts is that there are always people who escape. If we truly wish to defeat n00bs, we must cast aside our incompetence and avoid making one mistake all incompetent "evil"doers make: choosing the fun way over the practical way. We must now decide: Do we want to get rid of n00bs, or have fun doing it in exchange for a less complete obliteration?

[Davok]

Supreme Overlord and Dictator for Life LordDavok2: Hmmm... yes, your right Yddisac. I have decided to put up a rule: No psychopaths, they only focus on having fun at killing people. Torturing people only gives them more time to escape. No insane evil people either for the same reason. No plain smart evil people, too. They focus to much on their inventions and not on their enemies. Instead, those who join must be a psychotic insane smart guy. That is the definition of person who is EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLL!!!!!!