~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Disturbing and hilarious! THE QUEEN has confirmed that if President Trump makes a state visit, she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her.Palace staff have assured the Queen that, according to English law, Trump is a subject of the Crown and can, if judged to be damaging the monarchy, be dispatched without repercussion. She said: “I haven’t made up my mind yet. I might.“It’s been an awful lot of years hefting the old sword without using it, and who better to christen it on? Just imagine the look on his satsuma face.“And the colonies would be so grateful they’d have me straight back as their reigning monarch, which solves this Brexit thing literally at a stroke.“I should do one useful thing before I abdicate, really. And imagine how furious it’d make the May woman.”Her Majesty added: “I genuinely can’t think of a reason not to. Anyone?”http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wahrheit Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Because YCMers may not otherwise be able to know, FYI, this is a satire site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted February 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Ssshhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 MFW the next Fallout game takes place in England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 It's obviously not serious, but it would be funking incredible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 It's obviously not serious, but it would be funking incredible.It would give America the excuse to prove our superiority over England in a war, yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted February 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Back in my day, this story was the type of thing "fake news" referred to, it was a specific comedy routine. Nowadays, we've seen a spike in comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 fight of the century material tbh. what's with trump and getting the attention of elderly women anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agro Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 The real joke is that she can go to Canada and their constitution gives her complete control of their democracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted February 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 For queen and country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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