Ryusei the Morning Star Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 72-year-old Jasper June, of Boone County, West Virginia was arrested on charges of making and selling his homemade energy drinks containing meth out of his tree fort. (A funking tree fort, how great is this guy)? When police showed up, they found June wearing an adult diaper and browsing through an Arabic porno magazine. Police tested 25 bottles of his energy drink, each of which contained meth.Police discovered June’s practice after several high school girls had to be hospitalized for internal bleeding after consuming the drinks.This is what June had to say about the drinks:“They’re just energy drinks like Rockstar or Monster. It’s not meth in there. It’s just lemonade, caffeine, sugar and a couple drops of gasoline. I swear to God I didn’t put meth in there.”He then back tracked and went with this version:“Okay, I put just a little meth in there to get them addicted and keep customers coming back. I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.” Well if there’s one thing we know, it’s that these energy drinks are gonna work. Nothing will get you jacked up like a little meth, gasoline, and human urine. Bottom line is when you buy a product, you want it to work. And if these little high school bastards want to run and be narks after purchasing a quality working energy drink for the bargain price of only 20 bucks, then I have no words. Plus, if you’re them, and you see this guy, selling this drink, and you still buy it, that’s on you.I just love everything about Jasper June and his retail business. He read pornos in a foreign language while wearing his diaper, and when police ask about his product, he is adamant that there is no meth in there, only gasoline. And then when forced to confess, he throws a big funk you in there and tells everyone these girls drank his piss too. Icing on the cake.PS- How perfect is this guy’s name and where he’s from? Jasper June from Boone County, West Virginia selling meth out of his tree fort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENMaker Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 So where did you copy and paste this from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 Basically, just another day in the good ol' countryside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr47t Posted December 8, 2016 Report Share Posted December 8, 2016 This is too disgusting even for misc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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