YCMock Election for President of YCM [Points of Focus Posted | Opening Debate 11/14]

[Dad]

So when is campaigning and stuff gonna start? I need to decide which candidate to support in a ludicrously over-the-top manner.

 

Official campaigning will begin tomorrow, 11/11/2016.  I'll add a not to the OP so that candidates are aware when they can begin going all out.  The policies will be posted a little bit late tomorrow (I have to go to the doctor's) so I'll have them up as soon as I return. That should be shortly after 1:00pm Central time.

[Delibirb]

I'm running!

 

Cast your vote for General Heinous YCM President 2016.

 

I will usher in our robot overlords!

[Dad]

Ladies and gentlemen.  Due to some poor planning on my own part, I am admitting two more candidates into the race.  But no more.  After this, no other candidates will be allowed to enter.  No exceptions.  You'll find the additions on the opening post.

[Snatch Steal]

 

Putting this here so that people who are lazy can see candidates at a glance

[Dad]

One additional rule has been added.  Candidate, please review the rules so that you are informed.  Thank you.

[ENMaker]

A mere post cannot contain the greatness of my message, only a thread will suffice.

[Yui]

While we're talking campaign threads, I'll show mine off too.

[Dad]

I should lock them both because I did explicitly state in the OP and on this page that campaigning will begin tomorrow, 11/11.  And Keith, you'll need a new thread.  That thread is out of date and I don't care to bump it.

 

But guys.  No more campaigning tonight.  Wait until tomorrow.

[Yui]

Fine. I'll make my own campaign thread tomorrow, and it will be even more American than the last one!

[cr47t]

Looking forward to the issues so we can discuss them. Thanks, Dad. :)

 

(Also why am I missing the member title that the other candidates  (ex. Enguin) seem to have?)

[BANZAI!!!!]

Likely an oversight on Dad's part

[Yui]

This wouldn't happen if I was in charge of setting the candidates up, because I'm an American, and Americans do their jobs!

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Yes, hello, vote for Zai.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

Oh I see how it is make this while I'm at work to give these scrubs a chance

[Dad]

You're just a piece of meat to me >:/. Meat cant be president.

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

Meat cant be president.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I know who I'm voting for

[Night]

where the funk is night

 

yo

 

Deadass, I stepped out to handle some personal business.  

 

I was under the impression that no one outside of nyc knew what the funk dead ass meant.

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

I have one question, will you guys make YCM great again?

[cr47t]

 

Putting this here so that people who are lazy can see candidates at a glance

Not all the candidates are listed there.

[~~~~]

I don't see (parenthesis) in in the OP.

 

At the moment, my favourite candidate is Kano but I'm willing to be swayed depending on policies. Considering that this election will in some way influence YCM, I will be voting based on policy rather than personality.

[Simping For Hina]

yo

 

 

I was under the impression that no one outside of nyc knew what the funk dead ass meant.

heyyy fuckboy. deadass is culturally conglomerated in nyc, but so many funkers use it the real parts of new york. Not some tourist destination pansy crap.

[Dad]

Couple things. I am off to take care of some irl business shortly. However when I return, I'm have the issues pOster for you.

 

Oh, and your final candidate is Winter.

 

See you all soon.

[(GigaDrillBreaker)]

I don't see (parenthesis) in in the OP.

 

At the moment, my favourite candidate is Kano but I'm willing to be swayed depending on policies. Considering that this election will in some way influence YCM, I will be voting based on policy rather than personality.

I'm literally first on the list. He did a 0 instead of null, so it kinda lost its meaning.

 

Also, I have a busy day lined up for me, but I will provide more campaign information once I have the opportunity.

[Simping For Hina]

I'll make some pretty stuff for when I get my sheet together and prioritize this campaign.