TF2_The_Scout Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Flowey and Mr. Keyes, as well as Chara, are completely innocent. They were the victims of an even more elaborate scheme by an omnipresent, all powerful, and all knowing force. Frank Underwood, as president, knew this entire time. They were all under the manipulation of the Illuminati. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XEqPAQiegN4 This revelation will forever change our understanding of this Halloween event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, congratulations...I DIDN'T EXPECT ANYONE TO FIGURE IT OUT SO SOON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Keyes Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 "You heard the man. I'm free to go." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, congratulations...I DIDN'T EXPECT ANYONE TO FIGURE IT OUT SO SOON.Yes, though Frankie, there is only one question that remains. Why did you not tell us sooner? I thought we could trust you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 OH, COME NOW, I'M A MONSTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. HOW COULD YOU TRUST ME? IT WAS SO EASY TO SET UP MISTER KEYES AND MISS CHARA. AFTER ALL, I CONTROL THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. I HAVE MY HANDS IN SO MANY COOKIE JARS IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE TERRIFYING. AND LIKE I SAID, I HAVE PEOPLE HOOKED INTO YCM'S SERVERS. I COULD SHUT THIS WHOLE SITE DOWN LIKE TURNING OFF A LIGHT, MUCH LESS EDITING YOUR CONTENT. PLUS, I COULD ALWAYS USE MORE SOULS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 OH, COME NOW, I'M A MONSTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. HOW COULD YOU TRUST ME? IT WAS SO EASY TO SET UP MISTER KEYES AND MISS CHARA. AFTER ALL, I CONTROL THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. I HAVE MY HANDS IN SO MANY COOKIE JARS IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE TERRIFYING. AND LIKE I SAID, I HAVE PEOPLE HOOKED INTO YCM'S SERVERS. I COULD SHUT THIS WHOLE SITE DOWN LIKE TURNING OFF A LIGHT, MUCH LESS EDITING YOUR CONTENT.Well, I never thought I'd say this, but it is up to me to save everyone! Bring me the Coke Nuke. Mr. Underwood, I leave you with this. I KILL YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well well well what DO we have here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Achmed! You can't do this alone! I, and PEPSI POWER WILL HELP YOU!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well well well what DO we have here THE TRUE BOSS MONSTER. YOU ALL THOUGHT IT WAS THIS KIDDIE GARBAGE WITH THE CLOWN AND THE FLOWER. THEY AREN'T TRUE THREATS. NEWS FLASH. IT'S AN ELECTION YEAR. AND I WANT ANOTHER FOUR YEARS IN OFFICE. SO WHY NOT A NICE LITTLE STORY ABOUT HOW PRESIDENT FRANK UNDERWOOD EXPOSED THIS WEBSITE OF BEING A SECRET COLLABORATION BETWEEN TRUMP AND CLINTON, AND MAKE THIS LITTLE SHINDIG OF YOURS A CODE-SWAPPING SCHEME? THEIR POLL RESULTS PLUMMET. AND I ROCKET TO VICTORY. AND THE REASON I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO IMPLEMENT THIS NARRATIVE.AND WHO WILL THE MEDIA BELIEVE?THE PRESIDENT?OR A BUNCH OF NERDS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Achmed! You can't do this alone! I, and PEPSI POWER WILL HELP YOU!!!Well, in desperate times, desperate measures are needed. Would care to do the honors of firing the Coke Rocket you madefor me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdom Xathers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 * ... ... ... ... ... ... * ... goddammit.* Screw the tea and Pepsi--I'm gonna need a bottle of vodka for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Well, in desperate times, desperate measures are needed. Would care to do the honors of firing the Coke Rocket you madefor me?Aye, aye, sir! *drops a container of Mentos into the Coke Rocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Now now now, do you really think I of all people will believe such filth, dear president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Now now now, do you really think I of all people will believe such filth, dear president? I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO ACCEPT ANYTHING. EXCEPT THAT YOU ALL ARE THE ENTERTAINMENT EQUIVALENT OF ANTS. AND I AM ABOUT TO PLACE YOU UNDER A PROVERBIAL MAGNIFYING GLASS ON A BRIGHT, SUNNY DAY.THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA OUTLETS WILL ROAST. YOU. ALL. ALIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingdom Xathers Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 * Bah, SHADDAP ya--*HIC*--ya figgin' Pyramid-lovin' yup!* I--*HIC*--I oughta juss let yer have one right--*HIC*--right now!* KA-POW TO THA KISSUH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 How can you threaten such when....YOU STILL DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 There's still the important question of how the Illuminati fits into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 There's still the important question of how the Illuminati fits into this.Bill Cipher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU OVERSIZED EXCUSE FOR A FARM ANIMAL. I'VE SEEN GOATS BACK IN GAFFNEY STOMACH MORE TRASH THAN WHAT YOU JUST PUT INTO YOUR SYSTEM. YOU PUNCH LIKE A GIRL. How can you threaten such when....YOU STILL DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? AS FOR YOU, ALL YOU KEEP DOING IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE REAL MOVERS AND SHAKERS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD. YET WHEN ANY ATTENTION IS PAID TO YOU, YOU BRUSH IT OFF LIKE YOU DON'T WANT IT. IF YOU'RE SUCH A BIG DEAL, STOP BEING A WHINY TODDLER AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted November 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Bill CipherWhat? This is going to change how we thought about last year's event to! Bill Cipher made a deal with Hades to bring Hitler back from Hell to rebuild the 3rd Reich. Hitler took the form of Frank Underwood but his soul was too weak to be in the mortal world, so he manipulated Chara to hunt souls for him and Keyes was the decoy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 NOW YOU LISTEN HERE, YOU OVERSIZED EXCUSE FOR A FARM ANIMAL. I'VE SEEN GOATS BACK IN GAFFNEY STOMACH MORE TRASH THAN WHAT YOU JUST PUT INTO YOUR SYSTEM. YOU PUNCH LIKE A GIRL. AS FOR YOU, ALL YOU KEEP DOING IS GETTING IN THE WAY OF THE REAL MOVERS AND SHAKERS LIKE A PETULANT CHILD. YET WHEN ANY ATTENTION IS PAID TO YOU, YOU BRUSH IT OFF LIKE YOU DON'T WANT IT. IF YOU'RE SUCH A BIG DEAL, STOP BEING A WHINY TODDLER AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. I could instead talk in obnoxious text, would that be "something" to you, boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 I could instead talk in obnoxious text, would that be "something" to you, boy? IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, ALL YOU DO IS TALK OBNOXIOUSLY. THE SOMETHING I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO DO IS IMPRESS ME. YOU KEEP SAYING YOU'RE BORED, SO SHOW OFF, O HIGH AND MIGHTY SPIRIT. IF YOU'RE SUCH A BIG DEAL, THEN IT SHOULD BE EASY, SHOULDN'T IT?OR ARE YOU JUST A NAMELESS NOBODY WORTH NOTHING? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 And why, exactly, shall I show off? I want YOU to entertain ME! I never claimed intentions to DO anything. Your skull is so thick you cannot even understand such a simple thing.But as your people say. Lead by example, dear president, and show this "nameless nobody" what YOU can do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 And why, exactly, shall I show off? I want YOU to entertain ME! I never claimed intentions to DO anything. Your skull is so thick you cannot even understand such a simple thing.But as your people say. Lead by example, dear president, and show this "nameless nobody" what YOU can do! THEN LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted November 7, 2016 Report Share Posted November 7, 2016 Elizabeth Hmm. And here I thought highly for a man who became one who sits on the throne of a whole country. It should be no surprise actually. Though doesn't it seem quite last minute and pointless to show true color at this point? I do not see a "Boss" title under your name anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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