Francis Urquhart Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Since the first proved so popular, why not make another one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellringer Angel Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 kys baka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Are you a cuck for letting claire funk other men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Are you a cuck for letting claire f*** other men? I believe the term is cuckold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 I believe the term is cuckold?Get with the times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Get with the timesGoshdarn Millennials... I only know one cuck and it involves sucking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Why do you look like a more worthless version of Mitt Romney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 Did you like being the villian in advanced warfare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted October 25, 2016 Report Share Posted October 25, 2016 How badly do you think Trump/Clinton will lose in the coming weeks? Since the last debate, what has been your opinion on the candidates (you may include Stein and Johnson). Suppose you were in this election and had won. What would you do in your first 100 days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 kys bakaNo, thank you. Are you a cuck for letting claire funk other men?My wife and I have a very healthy relationship, thank you very much. What we do with our private time is honestly none of your business. Why do you look like a more worthless version of Mitt Romney?Why do you look like a more worthless version of Osama Bin Laden? Did you like being the villian in advanced warfare?You know, that's actually kind of funny, because I get that a lot, about Mr. Spacey and myself looking and sounding very similar. I've invited him over to the White House a couple years back to help promote his game, and we discovered we did have a lot in common, but people were able to tell us apart. He even does a mighty fine impression of me, while me trying to sound like him is, according to Claire, hilarious. I do love Advanced Warfare, though. Sad to see the franchise getting such negative reception nowadays. How badly do you think Trump/Clinton will lose in the coming weeks? Since the last debate, what has been your opinion on the candidates (you may include Stein and Johnson). Suppose you were in this election and had won. What would you do in your first 100 days?Finally, some questions that aren't about my personal life or me sex life. To be quite honest, Mr. Trump and Mrs. Clinton continue to fall flat on their faces, and Mr. Johnson and Mrs. Stein are doing nothing but shooting themselves in the foot. There are parts of each candidate's platform I do agree with, and if they just try and focus on the positives instead of just spouting the same false, vague promises they have been, people might actually want to vote for them as people instead of voting for them as the lesser of two evils. As for myself, I AM running, thank you very much, and for my first 100 days in office, I would start to get Congress off of its fat butt and get back to work helping the people of this country. I would begin intervening on behalf of our allies overseas in this ICO nonsense and bring freedom and democracy back to all of the people they are oppressing. And I would try to have an actual sit-down with Mr. Petrov and see if we can not go back to having a Cold War, because the first one was bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilfred Warfstache Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 Hello there I, Wilfred Warfstache, would like to ask you a few questions. 1):Who do you think will win the election? 2):How old are you? 3):Whats your favorite food? 4):Whats your favorite color? 5):Do you have any siblings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 Hello there I, Wilfred Warfstache, would like to ask you a few questions. 1):Who do you think will win the election? 2):How old are you? 3):Whats your favorite food? 4):Whats your favorite color? 5):Do you have any siblings?Ahh, Mr. Warfstache. I've heard of your legendary journalistic feats. Confronting the Phone Guy about the true horrors in the animatronic-based children's restaurant must have been no easy assignment. I shall answer them in order. 1. Myself, obviously. 2. I will be celebrating my 57th birthday next month. 3. Baby back ribs, but really, anything barbequed and/or meaty piques my interest. 4. Red, followed closely by white and blue. 5. Sadly, I was the only child of my parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 Do robot lives matter or do all lives matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 A giant alien creature comes to destroy the world. What do you do?What if it were a sentient ship who can't be reasoned with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted October 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 My apologies again. These past few days have been quite hectic. Do robot lives matter or do all lives matter?All lives are sacred. Except the ones that are clearly hostile. A giant alien creature comes to destroy the world. What do you do? What if it were a sentient ship who can't be reasoned with?I would consult with my fellow leaders and try to unite together as many powers as I could, then unleash our combined nuclear arsenal and pray to God it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Unlike that pussy Obama, if elected president, will you build the Death Star that Americans want and deserve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 I would consult with my fellow leaders and try to unite together as many powers as I could, then unleash our combined nuclear arsenal and pray to God it works.I second this notion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr47t Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Will you still hang around after the monster event's over? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Unlike that pussy Obama, if elected president, will you build the Death Star that Americans want and deserve?Sadly, I actually had this conversation before with a staffer, as a thought experiment, but he showed me an episode of that Game Theory show and I realized just how much resources go into a moon-sized base. However, I think I still have some of Reagan's old "Star Wars" Strategic Defense weapons around somewhere. I second this notion.Why that's very kind of you. Will you still hang around after the monster event's over?Why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Sadly, I actually had this conversation before with a staffer, as a thought experiment, but he showed me an episode of that Game Theory show and I realized just how much resources go into a moon-sized base. However, I think I still have some of Reagan's old "Star Wars" Strategic Defense weapons around somewhere. Why that's very kind of you.Why not?Yes, though while we are at it, can we also nuke the Jews? Just get it over with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Yes, though while we are at it, can we also nuke the Jews? Just get it over with?Israel is our close ally, and we will not let you touch them. I do want to thank you all for coming out and doing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted November 1, 2016 Report Share Posted November 1, 2016 Before you go, some more questions.Do you have any remarks about the comments made by Duterte towards this country in the past couple months?How do you feel that the recent override of President Obama's veto on permitting 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia for damages?Would you plan on accepting refugees, or closing off our borders in light of terror attacks?Overall, how do you feel this event went?(I would bring up a question concerning the sovereignty movement in Hawai'i and the wishes of some people's desires here to create their own government, but that may be an issue which you may not be familiar with. Feel free to address this if you'd like, but not required.) ----But yeah, I do wish you'd stay around a bit longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Urquhart Posted November 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2016 Before you go, some more questions.Do you have any remarks about the comments made by Duterte towards this country in the past couple months?How do you feel that the recent override of President Obama's veto on permitting 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia for damages?Would you plan on accepting refugees, or closing off our borders in light of terror attacks?Overall, how do you feel this event went?(I would bring up a question concerning the sovereignty movement in Hawai'i and the wishes of some people's desires here to create their own government, but that may be an issue which you may not be familiar with. Feel free to address this if you'd like, but not required.) ----But yeah, I do wish you'd stay around a bit longer. Ahh, Duterte. The "Trump of the East". Well, let me put it this way. Just like Trump, he promised great change and promises that were quite extreme. Just like Trump, he was underestimated by those that were against him. And just like Trump, he has proven himself to be possessing very little moral fiber, possibly none at all. And look at where the Philippines are now: being run into the ground by a madman who props up the bloated system they have while sanctioning state-sponsored vigilantism against his enemies. You can see why those against Trump are holding their collective breaths regarding any potential leads he might have. As for this "President O'Braden" character I keep hearing of, I have no issue with a President that isn't real, since I am currently the incumbent President. On the matter of refugees, I do think we should help with the growing crisis among our allies in Europe, but have a screening process in place and a way to bring them into the country beforehand. And I think this event went swimmingly, though I am sorry I was not as involved as I wished due to my obligations as President. Finally, I am not aware of any sovereignty movement in Hawaii, so thank you for alerting me of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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