Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Having trouble with your relationship? Well, here I am to help you. Ask me how to do deal with your issues and I will help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Inb4 said advice involves killing. How do I get senpai to notice me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Inb4 said advice involves killing. How do I get senpai to notice me?Simple. You tie him up in your basement then every night bring him a wonderful steak dinner and read him a wonderful story you wrote yourself about how you and him will have beautiful childrens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yui Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Okay but how do we get senpai to notice us without being yandere as all good funk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Okay but how do we get senpai to notice us without being yandere as all good funk?You can't because senpai has already noticed rival-chan. Therefore you must eliminate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 I actually seriously need relationship advice, so if you can help me without being ironic, that would be nice. So there's a guy who I have a huge crush on that I personally believe is in the same league as me. However, he says he's not ready for a relationship after the sheet another boy put him through. How do I gain his trust? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Yes, there is a skeleton that I wanted to know more about, but they keep trying to blow me up. What can I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 I actually seriously need relationship advice, so if you can help me without being ironic, that would be nice.So there's a guy who I have a huge crush on that I personally believe is in the same league as me. However, he says he's not ready for a relationship after the sheet another boy put him through. How do I gain his trust?You are just going to have to trust me on this. You need to constantly posture him with kind gestures. Even if you have to give him a gift every day, so be it. He'all get the hint eventually.Yes, there is a skeleton that I wanted to know more about, but they keep trying to blow me up. What can I do?Just let him. It will make him happy and possibly open up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 You are just going to have to trust me on this. You need to constantly posture him with kind gestures. Even if you have to give him a gift every day, so be it. He'all get the hint eventually. It's so crazy, it just might work.Now I see what they mean when they say you're radical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 It's so crazy, it just might work.Now I see what they mean when they say you're radical.My amazing surfing skills? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 i want to charm someone with the suspension bridge effect. any advice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivian Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 I wanted to confess my feelings, but I hesitated. And now he's gone. What should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 i want to charm someone with the suspension bridge effect. any advice?Be sure you push first. I wanted to confess my feelings, but I hesitated. And now he's gone. What should I do?Hunt him down and tell him you love him. If you still can't, write it down somewhere and make sure he reads it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Can confirm sending letters to that particular person has proven very effective, it helps if you're a princess in distress though. ....anywayMy wife is a monster and thus they all but vanished after Halloween 2014 what do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Can confirm sending letters to that particular person has proven very effective, it helps if you're a princess in distress though. ....anywayMy wife is a monster and thus they all but vanished after Halloween 2014 what do?Hey, this is my advice thread, you jabroni! Get your own! To answer your question, you should find a new one. I'm available. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 Too vulgar for my tastes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Lister Posted October 22, 2016 Report Share Posted October 22, 2016 What should I do about finding Kochanski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2016 What should I do about finding Kochanski?You could get Frank Castle to find whoever that is. I don't garuntee safety though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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