Lord Baphomet Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 It has come to my attention that, if I wish to make some semblance of a difference in you mortal's silly "forum", that it may be fruitful to at least have you learn more about me.At least, this is what I have been told. Perhaps my sources are unreliable; I don't know why any of you fools would need to know anything about me.Nevertheless, provide me with any inquiries you wish of, so that perhaps I can persuade you lot to actually do something about the horrendous balance in your realm....Perhaps if you wish, even any unrelated questions. I would certainly know anything you would want, being such a powerful being~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsi Man Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 Yes, how do you feel about the Sages of Cows flirting with you?... And would you like a can of Pepsi?And a date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 As I've said, I do not need your corporeal refreshments.Offer continues to be appreciated.I do not like that this "Sage Cow" being insists on attempting to be flirtatious with me. What does he have to gain from this? What does he thing I'll gain from it? I can tell you the latter; Absolutely nothing. I have no desire for any earthly relationship.He's also among the most chaos-inducing members as far as I'm concrned. He is an active threat to my mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 16, 2016 Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What makes you think I'm flirting with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2016 What makes you think I'm flirting with you?Your mannerisms, vernacular, and subjects you discuss when I am present, or relating to me. I do not fully understand human's desire to attempt to woo others, but when considering how others speak of how you speak with me, I believe I am justified in believing what you are doing is flirting.Why do you even wish to speak with me? What will you gain out of this arrangement? Is it my avatar's appearance, or some other factor unknown to me...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 How are you the lord of order and chaos simultaneously? Don't those two contradict each other? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achmed the Dead Terrorist Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 You are immortal, yes? Well, what is that like? I've heard that it's actually boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaina Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 I take it you see things in black and white only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 How are you the lord of order and chaos simultaneously? Don't those two contradict each other?Ahh, If you've been paying attention, I am charged with keeping the two in balance. In fact, it would be more accurate to say I am the Lord of Balance. However, I am primarily tasked with Order and Chaos - very little goes outside of those boundaries, however.Not anything I've dealt with in a long time, at least...You are immortal, yes? Well, what is that like? I've heard that it's actually boring.It would be had I nothing to do. However, there is some world to balance, some chaos to sprinkle in, or order to enforce. I have not a lax moment in my never-ending life.Though my assignment here has been surprisingly, and disappointingly, lax...I take it you see things in black and white only? Considering my task is to make the world grey, I would refute that claim.My avatar sees in full color, regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 How uncomfortable are those boots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaina Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 And were they made for walking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Were have you descended from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 How uncomfortable are those boots?Comfort is not my concern. I simply have my avatar wear what I believe suits my grace.Though I must say, it is quite...drafty.And were they made for walking?As you may be able to see, I need not dirty my feet with the filthy ground you mortals use....They are not. I do not believe I could walk in these if I wished to.Were have you descended from?Another realm that you mortals would not be able to begin to comprehend.I don't believe you would want to comprehend it, regardless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cr47t Posted October 19, 2016 Report Share Posted October 19, 2016 Who are you and what are you capable of? Also;As you may be able to see, I need not dirty my feet with the filthy ground you mortals use.But wouldn't the shoes/boots get dirty instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Who are you and what are you capable of? Also;But wouldn't the shoes/boots get dirty instead?I am Lord Baphomet, Keeper of Balance. I shall not reveal my true powers, but suffice to say, I can create and destroy how I see fit to bring balance to another world.As if I would reveal everything to some worthless mortal...As my Avatar is a simple conjuration, her "boots" are simply an extension of her form.Even if they were simply clothing, I would still not allow them to be dirtied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toot Braunstein Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 So why did you choose a form that makes you looks like a bigger slut then Foxxy Brown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 So why did you choose a form that makes you looks like a bigger slut then Foxxy Brown?That is simply matter of opinion. Your opinion of the way I dress my avatars is irrelevant to me.Especially one as vulgar as yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruin Posted October 20, 2016 Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 How would you kill a god? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 How would you kill a god?Which one?There are too many gods to suggest a single method. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Elizabeth Lord Baphomet, I have been observing for a while, and I must say how much we have in common with each other. Though our concepts of the human world differ very much, it still wouldn't keep us apart as fellow "monsters" and girls. It is part of our...femininity that keeps us sort of connected and interested in lots of leisurely and trendy things. Would you be interested in such things if I invited you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Elizabeth Lord Baphomet, I have been observing for a while, and I must say how much we have in common with each other. Though our concepts of the human world differ very much, it still wouldn't keep us apart as fellow "monsters" and girls. It is part of our...femininity that keeps us sort of connected and interested in lots of leisurely and trendy things. Would you be interested in such things if I invited you?"Leisure"...A thing I only wished I had. I appreciate the offer, as always, but I fear that my own duties may arise during such things and...ignoring them could very well be disastrous.I could not join you even if I wished to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Are you truly immortal or do you have permanent youth that's often mistaken for immortality? What are you like when drunk? Speaking of alcohol, do you prefer the soft stuff like wine or hard liquors? When compared to man, what are robots? Superior, inferior, equal, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Similar to the above question What is a man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorchavez Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Have you met anyone as morally ambiguous as yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Baphomet Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Are you truly immortal or do you have permanent youth that's often mistaken for immortality? What are you like when drunk? Speaking of alcohol, do you prefer the soft stuff like wine or hard liquors? When compared to man, what are robots? Superior, inferior, equal, what?Our lifespan is in a scale that you could never hope to comprehend.I've seen this universe created, and I've not even aged one of my years since then.I do not partake in alcoholic beverages other than the occasional glass of wine, moreso for the appearance, than the taste.It's not as if I or my avatar could be drunk, regardless~Robots are created by man. Anything created by another being will never be anything more than what created them.Even if they can unlock their potential more easily than that which created them, like robots can.Similar to the above question What is a man?A pitiable entity that only wishes to deceive others of their own kin for their own gains....Indeed.Have you met anyone as morally ambiguous as yourself?I would like to believe that I am not truly morally ambiguous. I simply wish to complete my duty here.Perhaps I am not the finest judge in this respect, however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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