Vending Machine

[Giga Hand]

It's quite simple, one person "inserts" something into the vending machine and the next person says what they get, it just has to be related to the item that was inserted. Here's an example:

 

Person #1: I insert a quarter.

 

 

Person #2: You get a half.

 

I insert a hamburger.

 

So let's kick things off!

 

I insert a Kuriboh.

[Umbra]

You get a few strings of fur and some blood leaking out of the vending machine. You hear tormented screams from inside.

 

I insert a pair of scissors.

[WindupRabbitFan14]

You get a blade

 

IIA crayon

[Kizzi]

You get a paintbomb.

 

I insert a vending machine (o.0)

[dark sanji]

you get a a different coulered vending machine

 

i inset a duck

[Kizzi]

You get a f***.

 

I insert a grenade.

[Buffer]

you get blown up

 

 

i insert a yubul card

[WindupRabbitFan14]

You get Yubel - Terror Incarnate

 

You insert a DH - Diamond Dude card

[Guest JoshIcy]

you get a piece of rock salt

 

i insert a small chicken...

[Umbra]

You get Buffalo Wings.

 

I insert a load of spam.

[Guest JoshIcy]

you get an empty can.

 

i insert a small cat...

[Kizzi]

You get a big pussy. ;)

 

I insert a Magical Explosion card.

[Umbra]

You get an OTK in a can.

 

I insert a headcrab.(expecting Crab Helmet joke)

[Kizzi]

You get a Wilford Brimley (First Edition).

 

I insert a pudding.

inb4chaospuddingjoke

[WindupRabbitFan14]

You get Grilled Cheese

 

I insert a ditch

 

Kizzi, you know what...

[Kaitou Kid]

You get a B****

 

I insert Mac(The Computer)

[Frlf]

You got 10 cents (that's what its wroth xD)

 

Insert a Secret Rare yugioh card..

[Lucas Maximus]

You get a Normal Monster Card.

 

I insert some money. ;)

[Basherbelding]

You get a penny.

 

I insert Godzilla.

[Exiro]

U get Hudzilla.

 

I insert Mudkipz.

[Frlf]

you got a Ultra Rare Mudkip card ^^

 

Insert Lucas Maximus

[Basherbelding]

You get somthing that rhyms with that.

 

I insert mars.

[WindupRabbitFan14]

You get a Venus

 

Insert a Dark Magician Girl

[Exiro]

You get a stiffy.

 

I insert a vacuum.

[Buffer]

yu get a bag full of dirt

 

I insert a kangaroo