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Satanic Pokymon Defies Good, Old-Fashioned Christian Values... :(


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This was the "shocking" text I found on the "official" Pokymon website. And, I must say Iam very dissapointed.

 

"Nintendo" is unaware of the fact that exists that the LORD knows and does all, that HE alone desides... and they "get away" with it.

 

WAKE UP AMERICA! THIS IS THE WORLD YOU'RE CHILDREN ARE LIVING IN!!!!!!! >:(

 

Sorry if you filthy "commys" are offended by these facts... just telling it like it is. : )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

don't be offend

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H2mwTXX.png

 

This was the "shocking" text I found on the "official" Pokymon website. And, I must say Iam very dissapointed.

 

"Nintendo" is unaware of the fact that exists that the LORD knows and does all, that HE alone desides... and they "get away" with it.

 

WAKE UP AMERICA! THIS IS THE WORLD YOU'RE CHILDREN ARE LIVING IN!!!!!!! >:(

 

Sorry if you filthy "commys" are offended by these facts... just telling it like it is. : )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

don't be offend

Um...religious people have been complaining over Pokemon ever since it was released.

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Um...religious people have been complaining over Pokemon ever since it was released.

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It's funny, the "evil" satanists have killed far less than the "pious" and "righteous" christians. What was the first commandment, again?

Thou shalt have no other gods. Nothing to do with this situation sooooo...

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If I had a piece of garlic bread for every gender I'd have 2 piece of garlic bread.

tbf we're talking about something that is potentially a matter of neuroscience. You kinda have to wait until we fully understand the brain for this one.

 

And if it turns out that it's not related to neuroscience, then it's a cultural thing and you're just being a jerk for no reason.

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If I had a piece of garlic bread for every gender I'd have 2 piece of garlic bread.

 

This has nothing to do with anything here but thanks for not being offend orz

 

 

yes they leave "thou shalt not kill" to number 6, because not killing isn't as important as calming God's petty jealousy 

 

 

brb rofl

 

 

This site is weirdly self-righteous about religion which is ironic cause that's one of the things people mock religion for.

At least the OP went intentionally overboard for the joke

 

 

Everyone who mocks people that are self-righteous and bigoted are that themselves.

Which is why I've taken to not forming my opinions in a serious manner ever again •u•

 

 

Surely you aren't judging Pokemon by what materials they like their clothes to be made from.

 

 

 

brb rofl

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tbf we're talking about something that is potentially a matter of neuroscience. You kinda have to wait until we fully understand the brain for this one.

 

And if it turns out that it's not related to neuroscience, then it's a cultural thing and you're just being a jerk for no reason.

Ooh, somebodies mad.

 

It's funny, the "evil" satanists have killed far less than the "pious" and "righteous" christians. What was the first commandment, again?

Oh wow. That's the most original criticism of Christians I have ever heard. Oh wait, no it isn't.

 

 

oh my god it was a joke get off your high horse

Lol asking Tiffany to get off her high horse is like asking the sky to not be blue during the daytime.

 

 

This has nothing to do with anything here but thanks for not being offend orz

The topic mentioned gender. I made a joke about genders. Technically it is relevant.

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