Just Crouton Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 The farm where GoatGoat lived. Earlier today, the YCMPD investigated the bombing of a goat farm near Misc. 23 goats died, with 57 injured. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a cow walking away from the devastation. YCM regular CowCow is the prime suspect, having recently caught his spouse in a sexual act with former friend GoatGoat, combined with his history of exploding. "We assume it's CowCow" YCMPD chief and accused black market potato dealer Striker told us. "GoatGoat lived here, so CowCow had plenty of motive." GoatGoat was fortunately not at the farm at the time of the bombing, instead with Aix. When questioned about ruling it as a suicide bombing, Striker told us "I have no idea what to call it. MACHISMO did all the work, and now he's gone." Aix and GoatGoat have declined to comment. The Indominus Rex and a ceiling fan, mortal enemies of CowCow, have joined the manhunt for CowCow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted August 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 wat wat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Any comments from Carl the Cow, the aliens, and a banana peel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted August 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Any comments from Carl the Cow, the aliens, and a banana peel? none yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jord200 Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 What the Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaosix Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 at least the donkeys are safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 Didn't I tell you people It's Xia not aix, and for all we know it was Moomoo having revenge for his brother while he is crying his eyes out back in his castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei the Morning Star Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 this isn't funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 I can confirm it was technically not me.I also cannot be sure Aix actually did anything with GoatGoat but better safe than sorry I always say.Not that I did anything. personally Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiri Tsukikawa Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 I can confirm it was technically not me.I also cannot be sure Aix actually did anything with GoatGoat but better safe than sorry I always say.Not that I did anything. personally Anyone that doesn't believe this is a horrible being! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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