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BREAKING NEWS: YCM Mod Cheats On Cow Spouse With Goat


Just Crouton

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Aix and GoatGoat playing on a farm.

 

 

YCM regular CowCow was heartbroken today to discover that his spouse, YCM moderator Aix, has been involved in a sexual affair with his friend GoatGoat.

 

The mysterious GoatGoat recently befriended CowCow on the farm. Not much is known about GoatGoat, but he is believed to have formed an alliance with CowCow for a currently unknown purpose.

 

CowCow discovered the affair when he visited GoatGoat earlier today. Approach the barn, he heard ecstatic screams of "PHEEEEEEEEEP!" Upon entering, he saw Aix, lying down in hay with an overjoyed GoatGoat on top.

 

"It was horrifying" CowCow cried. "Aix looked so satisfied...I haven't seen a smile like that in a long time."

 

Some of the YCM mods have reacted to their colleague's affair.

 

"No idea about the details, but I can assure you isn't a Smear campaign" a somewhat nervous Smear told us.

 

Dad declared that he is "gonna have a 'Come to Jesus' with Aix later guest-starring my belt."

 

"You woke me up for this sheet?" Night angrily asked us from his coffin.

 

Carl, CowCow's evil twin, reacted to the affair with laughter.

 

 

 

Aix has yet to release an official statement, but YCMaker has released one directed at the YCM community on the situation.

 

"Sorry friends, Aix didn't mean to offend."

 

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Wait if Both Cowcow and RAEG have and 'Evil twin', Then maybe this was Aix's or GoatGoat's evil twin, (Anything is possible).

 

You don't mean...XIA?!

 

 

WHY HAS NOBODY REPPED THIS YET THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A YEAR

 

Well actually don't hug me I'm scared YouTube poops but other than that

 

Funny? A cow's heart has been broken you monster!

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