NationStates so silly

[Resident Fascist]

The United Socialist States of Honshu Hokkaido and Kyushu is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Honshu Hokkaido and Kyushuans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Honshu Hokkaido and Kyushuan economy, worth 230 billion New Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,120 New Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, meat-eating is frowned upon, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Honshu Hokkaido and Kyushu's national animal is the Blue Dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Honshu Hokkaido and Kyushu is ranked 92,251^st in the world and 3,954^th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 61.53 Years.

 

[Progenitor]

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows:

 

Pocket-protected scientists built a wall made of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond travelling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall made of metal into 400 miles an hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted earths orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles an hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall travelling at miles per iron, and the result proved with out a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

[mitchermitcher]

The Dictatorship of Danna and His Merry Friends is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 102 million Dannas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

[Simping For Hina]

you're so silly tiffany

[Resident Fascist]

you're so silly tiffany

 

That's why you all love me tho