MTG in a nutshell

[cr47t]

[Simping For Hina]

but not at all. that is only if you're stupid.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I can put up with a lot of noobetry but unless this is his first game and he spent like 5 minutes learning not knowing that is quite...disturbing.

[Sixty]

the first panel is basically true

[Resident Fascist]

Rule 1: Unless there isn't possibly a card your opponent could have, your opponent always has an answer.

Rule 2: "There are no wrong threats, only wrong answers"

Rule 3: Think before you actually do sheet, you'd be surprised how many people don't do this.

 

ez pz pro in a day

[Simping For Hina]

Rule 1: Unless there isn't possibly a card your opponent could have, your opponent always has an answer.

Rule 2: "There are no wrong threats, only wrong answers"

Rule 3: Think before you actually do sheet, you'd be surprised how many people don't do this.

 

ez pz pro in a day

sheet man you understand more than the average player good on you cutie

[Resident Fascist]

sheet man you understand more than the average player good on you cutie

Thanks, I try.

[Snatch Steal]

I can put up with a lot of noobetry but unless this is his first game and he spent like 5 minutes learning not knowing that is quite...disturbing.

 

you've never tried to teach normies, have you?

 

That's the point they get to once you've played 2-3 games.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

you've never tried to teach normies, have you?

 

That's the point they get to once you've played 2-3 games.

I taught like a dozen people back in High School. :P

[Snatch Steal]

I taught like a dozen people back in High School. :P

 

y o u ' v e n e v e r t r i e d t o t e a c h a n a d u l t , h a v e y o u ?

[Northern Sage]

I tried once and this is all hieroglyphs to me. Why am I reading this again?

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

y o u ' v e n e v e r t r i e d t o t e a c h a n a d u l t , h a v e y o u ?

Nah, just 15-18 (which is only technically an adult)

granted I learned when I was...7 I think.

[Simping For Hina]

I taught like a dozen people back in High School. :P

if only you knew how to play.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

I wonder what it'd look like if we had a match where I actually bothered to use a competitive deck...

[Simping For Hina]

Id probably win. You know how to play, but you dont know how to play properly.

[LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow]

It'd be interesting to try sometime. Though, taking time to do competitive play isn't on top of my to do list. Maybe sometime I'll try and see.

[Simping For Hina]

I am down if you are.

[Resident Fascist]

They can just play GW Humans and win every time because that deck is stupid rn

[Simping For Hina]

GW Tokens is a piss pile and I love it.

[Resident Fascist]

GW Tokens is a piss pile and I love it.

 

Thraben Inspector gives me nightmares to this day

[Simping For Hina]

Thraben Inspector gives me nightmares to this day

I just stopped playing Standard when I couldnt play Ojutai well. That was when GW Tokens started seeing play.

[Resident Fascist]

I just stopped playing Standard when I couldnt play Ojutai well.

 

Control is trash

[Simping For Hina]

Control is trash

rip youre right

[Resident Fascist]

rip youre right

 

Nah, on the list of best draw spells in Blue, Anticipate is clearly high up on that list. Totally as powerful as a card like Collected Company or Bring to Light. Totally.

[Simping For Hina]

Nah, on the list of best draw spells in Blue, Anticipate is clearly high up on that list. Totally as powerful as a card like Collected Company or Bring to Light. Totally.

Or as good a card as any planeswalker too. Right? Right? Read the Bones is the best Standard draw spell tho.