Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 ❇︎ –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– In this world, there are those who choose to meme and those who choose to be dank. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Your quest begins once you choose a weapon. Anything may be your weapon, but you must choose very wisely which weapon you will take. Next, caution yourself. Anything can happen once you leave this plane of existence. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Stay alert. –––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– ❇︎ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'll take my bear hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'll take my bear hands Ah, the mighty hero, W/ You equip your mighty and set out on a quest. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a stiff skeleton who thinks he can dance! What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Teach that motherfųcker how it's done *twerks* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I take my spinda and bear memes to battle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Teach that motherfųcker how it's done *twerks* You drop it low & bring it up slow. The skeleton suddenly wants to bone you! He starts doing this thing: Now what? ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– I take my spinda and bear memes to battle! Ah, the mighty hero, You equip your mighty and and set out on a quest. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Dogswing! What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampionZero Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 My spirit animal Insanity Wolf shall guide me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 My spirit animal Insanity Wolf shall guide me. Ah, the mighty hero, 0 You equip your mighty and set out on a quest. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Microbial Donkey Kong! What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Snatch Steal! I set out on a quest, equipped with Insect Armour with Laser Cannon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Snatch Steal! I set out on a quest, equipped with Insect Armour with Laser Cannon! Ah, the mighty hero, You equip your mighty and set out on a quest. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Purple Pony! What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÆƵ– Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I catch the CDs and thank my new skeletal lover. Together we shall continue on our journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I catch the CDs and thank my new skeletal lover. Together we shall continue on our journey. Your new skeletal lover is okay with this. You would have registered his data in the Pokedex, but you don't have one. Even though you didn't kill it, he gives you some treasure anyway. You got a S'more! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Floating Pepe Head! It stares into your memes and seals your fate. What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampionZero Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 My wolf attempts to devour it and absorb its essence, feeding the source of our power: black comedy. "I guess he's gone like Donkey Kong." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Upon seeing the Purple Pony, I hide in my shell and wait for it to go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 My wolf attempts to devour it and absorb its essence, feeding the source of our power: black comedy. "I guess he's gone like Donkey Kong." The first enemy quickly falls to godmodding. Any treasure it was carrying was eaten along with it. You see the outline of a gramophone in Insanity Wolf's belly. You didn't level up, but Insanity Wolf can now jump barrels like no other. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Musically Talented Santa Claus! What do you do?Upon seeing the Purple Pony, I hide in my shell and wait for it to go away. Upon seeing the Purple Pony, you hide in your shell and wait for it to go away. You're making my job a lot easier. A few moments after, it begins to lick your shell. This goes on for some time until you can tell it's Friday because you caught another drifloon to add to your now 12-box collection. Now what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChampionZero Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 My wolf and I engage in a musical battle with him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. waifu Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I go out on a journey, equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with a biscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 One day I go exploring in the woods. But before long, I realise that it is turning night and that I am lost. I then realise that the only thing I have with me is my pet Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon that I was taking for walkies. Thankfully, Crystal is 6 metres tall and we will always protect each other! What now, O +1000 LP every Standby Phase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I go out on a journey, equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with Chuck Norris, who is equipped with Liam Neason, who is equipped wth Bruce Lee, who is equipped with SCK, who is equipped with a biscuit. TL;DR, you're and you have a ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Cancer Furry! What do you do? ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– One day I go exploring in the woods. But before long, I realise that it is turning night and that I am lost. I then realise that the only thing I have with me is my pet Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon that I was taking for walkies. Thankfully, Crystal is 6 metres tall and we will always protect each other! What now, O +1000 LP every Standby Phase? Ah, the mighty hero You equip your mighty and set forth on a quest. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Squidward Beyblade! What do you do? ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– My wolf and I engage in a musical battle with him! Santa is enraged that you would be so rude. He promptly finds you a place on the naughty list. You're very sad. Now what? ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~~ Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Crystal Wing screams "Let it rip!" and shoots out a Terrortop from its mouth at the Squidward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. waifu Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I give him a biscuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Crystal Wing screams "Let it rip!" and shoots out a Terrortop from its mouth at the Squidward. You won. I think? Oh well, you got some treasure. You got an apple! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, a dismembered hand appears! What do you do?I give him a biscuit The furry begins vigorously humping the biscuit. Satisfied, it walks off. You should probably find yourself another biscuit, because this one is a bit too sticky to use. You got a lock and keys! That was one trashy furry. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter a Dancing Man Going Bald! What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfusion Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 The Purple Pony seems friendly, so I slowly emerge from my shell, and kiss the pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. waifu Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 I tell him Chuck Norris's secret to growing manly hair (I am very passive) I tell him Chuck Norris's secret to growing manly hair (I am very passive) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 The Purple Pony seems friendly, so I slowly emerge from my shell, and kiss the pony. The pony nonchalantly continues licking the shell, and you decide that staying too much longer will give you a cramp. It follows you for a long time. ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter Evil Tennis Girl! Watch out, she's evil. What do you do? ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– I tell him Chuck Norris's secret to growing manly hair (I am very passive) The man takes your advice, and quickly runs off to order some SUPER-ULTRA MANLY SPORTS HAIR CREAM JUST FOR MEN EXTREME EXDGC!!!!!!!!!!!!! Unfortunately, it probably won't work for him. He drops something as he runs. You got a Swiss Army Comb! ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– Suddenly, you encounter an Adorable Anime Puppy! What do you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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