Kazooie Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 "It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee." wat"Students may not hold hands while at school."broken every day "You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile." well crap, there go my weekend plans "More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel." well sheet "Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law in Tennessee." SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STATE RIGHT NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face McShooty Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 "It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee." wat"Students may not hold hands while at school." broken every day "You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile." well crap, there go my weekend plans "More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel." well s*** "Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law in Tennessee." SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STATE RIGHT NOW Giving out your Netflix password is a crime anywhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 My town still has a 10pm curfew for black people. There's a huge population of Jamaican immigrant workers that live here too. It's not enforced at all but it's still a written bylaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snatch Steal Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 "You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers." ––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––– So apparently I break the law every day, sometimes several times a day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Apparently "no billboards" is a dumb law for Hawaii? Hogwash. It's a great law. We locals prize our land and our views of the ocean/mountains. It also helps drastically reduce things like road rage on the island of oahu, among other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. waifu Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 It is considered an offense to shower naked. They've got their priorities straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zauls Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 "Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow" - UK I know at least one Scottish person I wouldn't mind shooting with a bow and arrow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicmemesbro Posted June 22, 2016 Report Share Posted June 22, 2016 It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Women may not drive in a house coat. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. California has ridiculous laws that makes me wonder how they were passed, but these go above and beyond what I would normally expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.You may not step out of a plane in flight.After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. Augusta:To stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. Biddeford:It is illegal to gamble at the airport.No person may roller skate on a sidewalk. Ellsworth:If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail. Freeport:Mercury thermometers may not be sold in the city.It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. South Berwick:It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts. Waterboro:Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length. Wells:Deer may not be fed.Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries. Man, Maine is such a weird place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 Welcome to Canada, promised land of weird ass-backwards laws! If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town. (Calgary, birthplace of Ted Cruz) You're not allowed to release 10 or more helium balloons within 24 hours. (Toronto, my city.) You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. (Toronto, again.) You may not eat ice cream on Bank St. on a Sunday. (Ottawa, our nation's capital) It is illegal to kill a sasquatch. (British Columbia) Well there you go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♪ ♪Aria ♪ ♪ Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 From UK:"Damaging the grass is illegal."This law is ridiculous since the grass needs to be damages at times to keep it from ever-growing, and can be awkward against gardeners of any kind..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ire Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 FRANCE :3 In France, you can legally marry a dead person as long as preliminary civic formalities have been completed which show that you and your fiancee had planned to marry before your fiancee died.==> France is a nice country for necrophiliacs and michetonneuses. No pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.==> Seems legit It is forbidden without a cemetery plot to die on the territory of the commune.==> How dare they spread the secret of our long life expectancy ? It is illegal to take photos of police officers or police vehicles, even if they are just in the background. ==> If I'm not mistaken, that last one is false... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fusion X. Denver Posted June 25, 2016 Report Share Posted June 25, 2016 New Jersey -All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.-It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.-You may not slurp your soup. I'm downright funked if they ever catch me ordering French Onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEStroyer of worlds! Posted June 27, 2016 Report Share Posted June 27, 2016 dumb Aussie lawsOnly licensed electricians may change a light bulb.Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.one that isn't on the list: It is illegal to dress up as Batman or Robin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arctic55 Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 I didn't look it up through the link, but in California, it's technically illegal to eat an orange in the bathtub. Now, can someone explain how the cops are supposed to enforce that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherz Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 This California law confuses me. Like why? It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
epicmemesbro Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 I decided that I would do Mexican laws: Bicycle riders may not lift either foot from the peddles, as it might result in a loss of control. It is illegal to shout any offensive words in public. At least they are looking out for us when it comes to bike saftey. :^) Oddly enough there are several laws pertaining to Christianity yet churches are not allowed to have a printing press and you can't preach in public without a special permit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thanonyx Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 In New York it's illegal to carry ice cream in your pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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