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What are some stupid things that you did to just shoot the sheet and not give a funk about how people judge you?

 

I ran around the entire student union of my college about a week ago screaming, "I'm awesome, I'm awesome, I want everyone to know how awesome I am. Look at me, I am just so awesome."

 

This means that you kind of had to get out of the house and make utter fools of yourself. Please, tell us all that you have done and stories where you seemed like a fool and just didn't care what other people thought.

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why is this not about donkeys

because donkeys suck. Literally the only donkey that matters is Donkey from Shrek. Dude got it on with a dragon, totally badass. Also, Zebras and Donkeys can mate and have offsprings.

I stuck my finger in a socket once, hurt real bad... But it didn't kill me.

That's just stupid, tbh. I meant like funny stupid, not stupid stupid. But whatever you do mate, do you.

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Aside from singing every 90's or local song I know in public when its in earshot of everyone... I'm pretty much to myself in public. I refuse to listen to personal music in public because I don't want to lose focus in case someone needs help or I'm being inadvertently rude. So as you can imagine, this happens pretty rarely.

With family I might show a strong degree of shall I say... flamboyancy.

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Aside from singing every 90's or local song I know in public when its in earshot of everyone... I'm pretty much to myself in public.

With family I might show a strong degree of shall I say... flamboyancy.

I walked up to a guy during finals week and started singing, "A Whole New World". Been there before mate, it is fun as funk.

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I walked up to a guy during finals week and started singing, "A Whole New World". Been there before mate, it is fun as funk.

Need to do it in the middle of class during that awkward silence when the teacher is switching slides. Then you can talk to me.

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I do some pretty stupid sheet when drunk/high. Was drunk once and went to knock on the door of a girl I like, waking her up as a result, to try chatting her up. My opening line was "you're not an elephant". My friends had to come and drag me away kicking and screaming. She didn't talk to me for a while.

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