Hawk Bishop Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 Remember those bootleg cards with terrible grammar we used to see all the time? I was playing around with Bad Translator and decided to make some replicas. Enjoy the s*** show! Call for BuddhistDARK✪✪✪✪[Conjurer / Effect]ATK/800 DEF/1600As long as this card is face-up on the field, it can not be Tributed. Whether this card is normal, if the flop has been summoned: Please change this card to defense. Once per turn: You can discard the one magic card. The monster monster one body from the Special Summon Level 4 my deck, can not attack this turn. Dragon TalismanDARK✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪[Dragon / Melting / Effect]ATK/2900 DEF/2500"Devils Magician" +1 Dragon monsterFusion fusion must be summoned as on the material monster or "eye of Timaeus", it can not be special summon by other methods. If this card is Special Summoned, target any number of magic card into a graveyard of the following (s); (1 minute). And banished these goals, if you do, this card gets the exile each card 100 attack power by this effect. If this card is destroyed: You will be able to target the 1 Conjurer monster in your graveyard. It will target special summon. friendly relations YU-JYONormal Spell CardWe introduce against an objector handshake. If they accept your handshake, live spears of all player will be the life half of both players joined. Yourselves have an unity in your handling, if yourselves perceive the to your objector, herself the handshake must receive. Serving Robot because FightLIGHT✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪[Engineer / Effect]ATK/1600 DEF/0When these played cards annihilates a monster of the objector through the fighting: Draw 1 card, than return 1 card from your handshake to the soil of the Cover. The rabies dragonsLIGHT✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪[Dragn]ATK/2950 DEF/2900Mutant species of the Dragon that lives in a snowy field. Huge ears unreasonable a few kilometers away from sound, it do not miss the prey that was aimed at me and coupled with tremendous jumping ability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukato Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 These guys just feel too techy and not floppy or cardboardy enough. Gotta nerf that Serving Robot because Fighting and friendly relations YU-JYO. And if Call for Buddhist can summon one body, wow would that be a murder confession. Great cards, too good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dova Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 hawk bishop stahp stahp being so funny I love these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomguyjw Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 ya, when were bootleg cards ever not funny xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 10, 2016 Report Share Posted January 10, 2016 This remembers me of actual cards that I bought when I was younger... those scrambled funked up effects, letters that didn't make sense... Good Times... 10/10 would play these cards in whatever deck I had XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomguyjw Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 i own like, 5 bootleg "Exodia" cards, they werent the pieces, they were the full body "Infinity" attack cards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 12, 2016 Report Share Posted January 12, 2016 lol, a friend of mine has those... Oh man, good times, very broken good times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 10/10 Would play "Serving Robot because Fight" But where's the ATK and DEF values on the Magic card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IQuitDolphin Posted January 13, 2016 Report Share Posted January 13, 2016 "Draw 1 card, than return 1 card from your handshake to the soil of the Cover." lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fukato Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Nah, where's that Field Monster? Or better an Equip Trap or Counter Spell? List isn't good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Nah, where's that Field Monster? Or better an Equip Trap or Counter Spell? List isn't good enough.What about an ritual trap? lacking that too, so remaking my decision: 9.5/10 Not enough bootleg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Bishop Posted January 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 What about an ritual trap? lacking that too, so remaking my decision: 9.5/10 Not enough bootleg.I might make more of these soon, I'll even look for a shittier template. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dova Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 What sort of translator did you use/how did you translate it to make it so awesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Bishop Posted January 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 What sort of translator did you use/how did you translate it to make it so awesome?Bad Translator, it's literally called that, look it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 lol, I'm sorry for Blue eyes..."This legendary Dragon is a powerful engine, and destroy it. I can't believe it, but it seems to me that the monster fell on the table." Demise just received some bad translations too..."This card can only be ritual, rituals, maps to the end of the world. It foundates 2000 destroy all cards on the field, except this card." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Flyer - Sakura Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I have a fake Demise nearby (though its text is more/less bad OCG, but still has the correct effect) "Appears in End of the World by offering up to level 8 from the field or hand deck as sacrifice. Devastates all cards on the field except itself by offering 2000 life points."(Uh yeah, no on the bolded) Hell, there's a Cyberdark Dragon with Neos and Dark Panther as materials. ----As a sidenote, these look about right for bootleg cards (in terms of design anyway).Still have a stack of them on my desk (though a chunk of them range from either being as bad as the stuff in the OP effect-wise to somewhat accurate, bar for spelling errors and stuff). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 I have a 7200 Inferno card of level 4... Bootleg cards are awesome XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randomguyjw Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 One of my favorite bootleg cards i own is the following, and everything is word for word: XYZ Dragon CanninLevel 8, LIGHT, Machine-Combination/EffectX Head Cannon+ Y Dragon Head+ Z Machinery MonsterOnly make a special call after taking out such three cards ( No combinatie magic card necessary ). Present your card on hand to destroy your opponent's one card on field.ATK/ 2800 DEF/ 2600 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 lol, I believe I have one XYZ Dragon Cannon with the name of King Dragoon or is it and King Dragoon named XYZ Dragon Cannon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaleDogra Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 My cards: Choose 2 strange from the level excluding of card is with the own and strange of a head of on the battlefield, proceeds the level to shuffle cards.shuffle cards the card choosing to combine to difend to mean to set up withthe back on the battlefield. these cards become the strange to handle the card. offend the all for 0. be to fight the at an end hour and then break. Among a bout, the ba ttlefield top is all to open the represtntative monsttrs attack dint with defend the dint would converse. 18.500 DEF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie McBean Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 the third card is brazilian XD and they're all funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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