That King of the Hill RP-ish game

[Kyng]

I return and, upon showing the legal documents and such, the impregnable defences are gradually reconstructed as it returns to being my hill.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

I hear all people on the hill including the one that gave me my kitten were suck in to another dimension so i brake out of prison and rip Grand Master Penguin Spaz up so brutally that it can not be mentioned here before returning to my mountain with my kitten becurse fighting over a hill is riddulous.

 

kyng's hill

my mount.

[Kyng]

As the mountain is irrelevant to the topic, it remains my hill.

[cr47t]

I decide to leave Kyng alone and move to another spot. It's close enough to Kyng's hill for other players to come over without using up too much of their energy/resources, but far enough that it is not in Kyng's estate. It is also, if you are at Kyng's house/hill, just beyond the earth-view horizon.

 

The new spot has 2 hills right next to eachother. I claim the eastern one and leave the west hill alone for the next poster.

 

East hill is my hill. West hill is up for grabs.

[cardgameking]

I claim the west hill.

My western hill.

Also, still working on extraction of Pennar's powers from my armor. It is surprisingly difficult.

[Kyng]

My deed ensures the hill remains mine. Furthermore, as only the original hill - the one I happen to own - is relevant, the hill remains mine.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I become Seto Kaiba, allowing me to screw the rules because I have money, and thus claim the hill as my own.

 

My hill

[shadowsapex]

I kidnap Mokuba, and hold him ransom in exchange for the hill. When you come demanding Mokuba back, I defeat you in a duel and lock you in the Shadow(liepard) Realm.

My hill.

[cardgameking]

(I like the way we all ignore cr47t's attempt at restoring order)

I get together Joey Wheeler, Chazz Princeton, Crow Hogan, Yuma from Zexal (sigh) and Kit Blade from Arc-V. I get them to attack Liepard and they defeat him in a Turbo Shadow Action Duel, and claim the main hill (the southern hill, if you will).

I now own both the Western and Southern Hill through my lackeys.

I've also made significant advances armor-wise.

[shadowsapex]

(Kit Blade? Why's he there?)

I hire Tsukikage to steal Joey's Red-Eyes, Chazz's Light and Darkness Dragon, Crow's Black-Winged Dragon, Yuma's Utopic Future, and Kit's XX-Saber Gottoms. I use them all to defeat you.

My hill.

[Kyng]

I remind you all that the hill is my property, and security politely removes you from my premises. My hill.

[cardgameking]

I get Yami in. Yami beats your buts. And gives me the Millennium Scales, which allow me to make a breakthrough in removing-mysterious-divine-magic-from-vylon-armor science.

I own the West hill and give Yami the South Hill.

[shadowsapex]

I fuse my five monsters into the Five-Headed Anime Warrior and I attack the Heart of the Cards directly, destroying it. Yami is defeated. And I have Tsukikage steal your vylon armor.

My hill. Also my armor.

[Kyng]

I remind you all that the hill is my property, and security politely removes you from my premises. My hill.

[cardgameking]

... F***. Not the armor. I quickly hire an elite strike team of Duel Academy Students, led by DBZ Piccolo, who turns out to be an avid YGO fan and won his locals. They steal the armor and retrieve the Millennium Puzzle from Yami's dead body. By combining it with the Vylon armor, I unlock Pennar's powers in addition to my own. Using my power, I bring Kyng to court and lay claim to the hill, getting my hands on the deed. This mighty deed done, my and a team of Duel Disk armed DBZ characters attack and take the South Hill.

I own the South and West Hill, and have my eyes on the East Hill.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

Giving up on trying to take the hill from Kyng, I write up a treaty for an alliance, allowing for any terms he wishes in exchange for joint control of the hill

[Big Bad Pennar]

... F***. Not the armor. I quickly hire an elite strike team of Duel Academy Students, led by DBZ Piccolo, who turns out to be an avid YGO fan and won his locals. They steal the armor and retrieve the Millennium Puzzle from Yami's dead body. By combining it with the Vylon armor, I unlock Pennar's powers in addition to my own. Using my power, I bring Kyng to court and lay claim to the hill, getting my hands on the deed. This mighty deed done, my and a team of Duel Disk armed DBZ characters attack and take the South Hill.

I own the South and West Hill, and have my eyes on the East Hill.

I Use my Past Incarnation's Power to Manipulate the Boundary of Cause and Effect to cause the Fusion of the Macgruffins to produce an Adamantine Cooking Pot instead of the unlocking of powers, however, instead of my Period of inactivity I normally have with doing that, I head North and Create a Fourth Hill, known as the North Hill, because You cannot have those 3 without having all 4 Cardinal Directions

 

The Prophet's North Hill

[Kyng]

...Using my power, I bring Kyng to court and lay claim to the hill, getting my hands on the deed...

Your claim is laughed out of court as a prior precedent already exists to prevent such ludicrous theft of property. Furthermore, as only the original hill - the one I happen to own - is relevant, the hill remains mine.

[cr47t]

Ok so pennar has the north hill, i have east, cardgameking (CGK) has west and Kyng has the south/original hill.

And Kyng is being annoying by saying his hill is the only relevant hill when practically everyone else has been fighting over the other 3.

 

By using first-poster-in-thread power, I make all the other hills as relevant as the one Kyng has.

Then I start an alliance with the rest of the players, including pennar, CGK, and Kyng's lawyers because they are fed up with being a pain in the butt to the rest of the players all the time.

 

So the Alliance's new lawyers (who are not Kyng's lawyers anymore) bring Kyng to court and prove him guilty of trollish disrespect to other game players. Kyng gets jailed until released by another player besides himself.

 

North Hill: pennar's hill

West hill: cardgameking's hill. ----- East hill: My hill

South Hill: Also cardgameking's hill.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

When I hear news of kyng being jailed I leave my hill to go laugh in his face (well he did take away my kitten) only to find out that there are more hills and that every one has forgoten abount my mountain with means i have a closer hill to invade but at the monment i wait in the shadows.

[shadowsapex]

So, there are officially 4 hills? Cool.

I dig a tunnel underground to the West hill, and push cardgameking off it. My hill.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

After the hill are occupied by different people I attack the west as only shadowliepard on it, how i do this is:

 

 

I call in Luigi, who wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Then while Luigi's still doing nothing, I claim the hill as my own.

The west hill is mine and my kitten's!

[ÆƵ–]

In the valley of the Four Hills, I establish Kitten Hill Village, where people may come and go as they please, with kittens everywhere. It is here that y'all can recieve your goods, kitten-based or otherwise. Kitten Hill Village is owned by no one, as cat's don't give 2shits.

 

The Four Hills remain in their rulers possessions.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

After surrounding my hill with flashing lava and kicking shadowliepard off it, I take my kitten to a themepark in Kitten hill village. YEAH, KITTENS!

[Kyng]

My lawyers then realize their loyalty is to money, not a stupid sense of morality that you've suggested, shortly after getting me freed from this absurd jail time. My deed still stands, making it my hill as per usual.