That King of the Hill RP-ish game

[cr47t]

Because we now have a new page that starts with this post, and that I am the host, I reset the game, claim the newly convieved hill (with nothing on top of it) and hope Pennar doesn't decide to post in case he goes nuts. :P

[cr47t]

Bump

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

 

-----My hill-----

[ÆƵ–]

I show you hillary Clinton: meme queen. You flee in horror

 

My hill now

[~British Soul~]

I return after months of planning future strategies, and deploy Strategy #11; using a teleportation gun to warp the current owner off the hill who ends up god knows where.

I build a titanium wall around the hill and have my clones guard the hill

 

My hill bishies!!

[cr47t]

I build a second hill next to British Soul's hill, and claim it as my own.

 

East Hill; cr47t's

West hill; Bs's

[IQuitDolphin]

I blow up both hills with my Dolphinuke.

 

No hill left, gg no re I build a new hill under the ocean. My hill.

[~British Soul~]

Whilst a priest holds a funeral for the clones who died in the Dolphinuke, I erect a new hill in an undisclosed location, bolstering it with turrets and a titanium wall, guarded by more of my clones.

 

My hill bishies!!

[cr47t]

Well that shut down quickly XD

 

I build a second hill on land beside the ocean Dolphin's hill is in.

 

Land Hill: cr47t's

Underwater Hill: Dolphin's

[~British Soul~]

I get a court order, recognising my hill as the only official hill. (All other hills are deemed irrelevant)

 

My hill bishies!!

[ÆƵ–]

I warped into an alternate dimension where there is an unclaimed hill. Well, not anymore

[IQuitDolphin]

I use my Dolphin powers to eliminate all alternative dimensions, leaving only the one we are in right now, then I use another Dolphinuke.

 

----

 

My underwater hill.

[~British Soul~]

Unfortunately your dolphin powers did nothing and Kitty's hill still exists, but as it's in an alternate dimension, it's irrelevant. My defences eliminate the Dolphinuke

 

My hill bishies!!

[cr47t]

I reset the game as being the OP because I cannot keep track of all the hills. Then I make 2 hills, claiming 1 and leaving the other unoccupied.

 

East Hill; cr47t's

West hill; Unclaimed

[IQuitDolphin]

I use my Dolphinuke again to blow up both hills, then proceed to make one underwater.

 

My underwater hill.

[cr47t]

I build a land hill and fortify it to make it Dolphinuke-proof.

 

Land Hill; cr47t's

Underwater hill; Dolphin's

[IQuitDolphin]

I use a Dolphilaser to melt through your fortifications. Then I use a Dolphinuke (huehuehue) to blow it to bits.

 

My underwater hill.

[cr47t]

I rebuild the land hill and re-fortify it to be immune to any and all Dolphin/Dolphi weapons.

 

Land Hill; cr47t's

Underwater hill; Dolphin's

[IQuitDolphin]

I rebuild the land hill and re-fortify it to be immune to any and all Dolphin/Dolphi weapons.

 

Land Hill; cr47t's

Underwater hill; Dolphin's

I send in 10000 flying explosive sharks. Your fortifications and hill blow to smithereens.

 

 

 

My underwater hill.

[cr47t]

I send in 100000 explosive sharks to you underwater hill and destroy it since you have not seemed to build any fortifications of your own. I then rebuild it and foritfy it to be TheTrueDolphin-proof.

 

My underwater hill.

[Dad]

I relieve you of your hill relating duties, and force you to retire.  My hill.

[cr47t]

I come out of retiring and distract Dad with his favorite music, and then while he's gone re-take the hill and fortify it. My hill.

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

F**k this Sh*t I'm out. While walking away from this game I fall off a cliff and die. And since I'm a dimension traveling being I remember all previous dimensions, so I return to my mount in ghost form.

My mountain

Cr47t's underwater hill

[ÆƵ–]

While y'all were busy fighting over your dimension's hill, my dimension's hill developed technology to shift the dimensional focus of this game. 

 

Zap zap, my hill

 

other dimensions are now irrelevant 

[DEStroyer of worlds!]

I once Again find my mountain in your dimension but now there's an abandoned place on top of it.

 

My mountain mounted palace.

 

Your hill.