Corrupt a Wish!

[Guardsman Sly Marbo]

User x wishes for y.

user z grants it with a catch that ruins it.

 

e.g

 

"I wish for pizza,"

 

"Granted, but it's made of worms."

 

 

BEGIN!

 

I wish for a bigger room.

[TF2_The_Scout]

Granted. You get a bigger broom closet.

 

I wish for a sound sleep tonight.

[Draconus297]

Granted. Due to your wording, you will get "a sound sleep"- given that such a thing does not exist, you will get an animal that can only say the word "sleep" at high volumes.

 

I wish for pineapples to fall from the sky in Zimbabwe.

[TF2_The_Scout]

Granted. Due to the high altitude of the pineapples, they fall with incredible speed and destroy everything.

 

I wish to be good at my job.

[Ryusei the Morning Star]

Granted. Due to the high altitude of the pineapples, they fall with incredible speed and destroy everything.

 

I wish to be good at my job.

Granted, So good at it that your paranoid boss has your assassinated so you wont take his job eventually.

 

I wish for the user below me to not grant me any wish

[Guardsman Sly Marbo]

Granted, but he does it anyway, jabroni.

 

I wish for Crab Helmet.

[TF2_The_Scout]

Granted. The crab tears your head off.

 

I wish to be a Soul Eater character.