Arimetal Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Cuz I wanted it to happen. I expect so nice rhymes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrie Krueger Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 count me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orcus Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 I SHALT ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE AND SUBMIT A VERSE MOST DESTRUCTIVE! THOU SHOULDST PREPARE THINE EARS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsumugi-chan Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Ahem... *activates a nearby boombox to lay down a beat* Hi! The name's Tsumugi. It's really nice to meet ya. Shame that now I have to rap battle and beat ya. I'm an alien hybrid and I'm twenty meter's tall. So just about everyone to me is really small. And that includes you. You can't stand up to me. I fly around in space, as free as I can be. While you're stuck on Earth, a pathetic little rock. In a boring-ass job with a dinky little cock. *extends the mike out, drops it, and floats away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Eww...because of EndUser, I am more familiar with human...mating...and you all should be ashamed of yourselves! It's so disgusting!So, what's with the "dinky little cock" much casuality here? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsumugi-chan Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Based on my research into rap battles...I figured that a character assassination via insulting one's...reproductive capabilities...would be the best course of action...Was it not as effective as I had concluded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumpkin Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Woah, look out, here comes troubleYou looking at a 15-pound vegetableMy guts are heavy, my rind is thickMy beat is strong, my rhymes are slickThe kitchen knows nobody this bigI'm not a pear or an orange or a shitty little figI'll roll around and crush you flatYou think you're beating me? funk that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadés Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Name's Hades, how are ya doin'?Seems to me that you need some Greek-style schoolin'Down here in the Underworld. Why did you come down hereAway from your cozy ass bed in your safe house over there?Oh wait, I'm sorry, I went too far. Your bed isn't cozy and your house isn't safeCause the spirits of the dead are comin' to give your ass a nice pave Do you know who I am, fool?I'm the motherfuckin' Lord of the Dead, you toolAnd every damn spirit answers to meOnce your dead, you learn to seeThat I'll own you for all eternityAnd I'll do so mercilessly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 So far all of our monsters lack a Hip-hop bone, Cuz you mfs are weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TF2_The_Scout Posted October 23, 2015 Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 Name's Hades, how are ya doin'?Seems to me that you need some Greek-style schoolin'Down here in the Underworld. Why did you come down hereAway from your cozy ass bed in your safe house over there?Oh wait, I'm sorry, I went too far. Your bed isn't cozy and your house isn't safeCause the spirits of the dead are comin' to give your ass a nice paveDo you know who I am, fool?I'm the motherf***in' Lord of the Dead, you toolAnd every damn spirit answers to meOnce your dead, you learn to seeThat I'll own you for all eternityAnd I'll do so mercilesslyHades is also a God of rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arimetal Posted October 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2015 So far all of our monsters lack a Hip-hop bone, Cuz you mfs are weak.Agreed, come on you spoopy monsters, get in here and step the game up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Hades is also a God of rap. No stop. ;.; Next thing he's gonna do is rhyme oranges with oranges. Agreed, come on you spoopy monsters, get in here and step the game up! Can't step up when you got no legs. WEAK RHYMES GET OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabolus ex Machina Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 4f75722073797374656d7320636f6e6375722074686520747275652077617920746f2072617020697320746f20226c6f7365206f6e6573656c662220696e207468652022666c6f7722 String Conversion : Our systems concur the true way to rap is to "lose oneself" in the "flow" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Alright you losers you got my interest. You all are such jokes, time to throw down with a witchAll these pathetic raps make me wanna choke a jabroniMy rhymes are like my spells that's right I'm spittin' fireTry to step the funk up and I'll put you on a pyreYou call yourselves monsters but from what I can seeNone of you are scarier than a dirty ass fleaYou made a mistake stepping in this roomDon't even need my magic I'll just use my funking broom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyng Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6KTPdP0p1g&ab_channel=RyanLloyd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 gdi Morgan Y'all know my rap game already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6KTPdP0p1g&ab_channel=RyanLloyd So far everyone's disqualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arimetal Posted October 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Alright you losers you got my interest. You all are such jokes, time to throw down with a witchAll these pathetic raps make me wanna choke a b****My rhymes are like my spells that's right I'm spittin' fireTry to step the f*** up and I'll put you on a pyreYou call yourselves monsters but from what I can seeNone of you are scarier than a dirty ass fleaYou made a mistake stepping in this roomDon't even need my magic I'll just use my f***ing broomI actually liked this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordCowCowCowCowCowCowCowCow Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 So far everyone's disqualified.Excuse me? You might be hot sheet in that roleplay but no one gets to talk down to me like that, you hear me? I actually liked this oneFinally someone here with good taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsumugi-chan Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 So far all of our monsters lack a Hip-hop bone, Cuz you mfs are weak.I don't have bones! #v^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hadés Posted October 24, 2015 Report Share Posted October 24, 2015 Hey "Dad", why all the hate?Can't come to grasp your eternal fateDown here in my Underworld? Listen fool,You think your hip-hop makes you look cool?Let me be the first to tell you that it makes youMore of a tool than you even know with a shitty IQAnd a poor taste of music. I can't believe you aren't mine yet,But soon your eternal fate will finally be met Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dad Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Do me a favor and stick to what you're good atYou run with a three headed dog cuz you're afraid of catsPussy. Get it? But that's impossible for youStandin in front of ladies and your face is blueYou stepped to the wrong jabroni cuz I don't play games with hoesDon't walk up to me with your painted nails and painted toesYou sidelined bastard I'll throw you into lyrical hellLeaving you stuck behind bars, motherfucking jail cell You get your rhymes from the back of popsicle sticksYour flow, your style, your whole gimmick is sheetYou rule the underworld? jabroni I murder gods while I'm wearing AbercromieKratos ain't got sheet on me, godslayer, word to White ZombieYou got funked by your brother and your motherIncestual ass jabroni, I'll turn you out like a pillow coverKeep my fuckin' name out your mouth, and use my dick insteadBust a nut all over your head and leave you brain dead "Let me run my mouth, talk sheet, without a clue"Ironic you try to rap, diss the genre, then call me a toolOnly reason you got the underworld is cuz of ZeusKidnapped Persephone and she still wouldn't funk you But Imma let this one go since its all fun and gameswhen this is over I'm gonna find out your nameand I'm call you out on your sheet and your big funking mouthsheet down your throat and leave you with cotton mouthAll that power but niggas stompin on you left and rightsoft ass JABRONI, you'd die in a pillow fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsumugi-chan Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 *claps for Mister I'm Dad* Excellent job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arimetal Posted October 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 2 years later, gotta bump it for the new monsters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowser Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Let me freshen up.Or can I forget it?I'm the real burning sun and winning?Never let it be anybody but meSpitting these flames literally,Stepping on anyone that's a threat to me,Or my homies. I got Koopas, Goombas, and Dinosaurs,Everybody's gonna feel sore,Breaking your bones and your corpse,Won't ever stop I'll just want more. And I might see you in hell,Because I'll be the real devil,And your soul is mine to sell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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