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Another mechanized life-form. How quaint. At least you bother to hide your internal, defective, metallic skeleton. Unless Ex Machina. Now you merely need to conquer your own fear and just accept who you are. Drop the stage curtain and rush for the security office the instant the night starts.

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Another mechanized life-form. How quaint. At least you bother to hide your internal, defective, metallic skeleton. Unless Ex Machina. Now you merely need to conquer your own fear and just accept who you are. Drop the stage curtain and rush for the security office the instant the night starts.

Th-thank you, I'll try.

 

(carefully eyes west hallway and flicks flashlight)

Th-that's usually not a good strategy against me…

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Well... 'glances towards the officers behind him' Do you mind if I requisition your boss for use of my keyboard for a moment...?

~A mountain of paperwork later...~


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Now to get to work for a moment...at least while I can... 'cracks knuckles and starts typing away'
 
Ah, Ms. Shiraui, I pity thee
for most cannot meet your eyes of glee.
But, if one wishes to partake in short-statured fun,
your presence at Fazbear's will make your size a human one...
 
And, that should do it. 'the keyboard gets taken away again' ...I most rather have that taken than destroyed. I also apologize, I'm working on removing the rust my imprisonment has imposed upon me.

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Well... 'glances towards the officers behind him' Do you mind if I requisition your boss for use of my keyboard for a moment...?

 

~A mountain of paperwork later...~

 

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Now to get to work for a moment...at least while I can... 'cracks knuckles and starts typing away'

 

Ah, Ms. Shiraui, I pity thee

for most cannot meet your eyes of glee.

But, if one wishes to partake in short-statured fun,

your presence at Fazbear's will make your size a human one...

 

And, that should do it. 'the keyboard gets taken away again' ...I most rather have that taken than destroyed. I also apologize, I'm working on removing the rust my imprisonment has imposed upon me.

Th-thank you very much, Mr Ghostwriter! N-now I can treat her to our most splendid pizza!

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Well... 'glances towards the officers behind him' Do you mind if I requisition your boss for use of my keyboard for a moment...?

 

~A mountain of paperwork later...~

 

UZpIXwV.jpg

 

Now to get to work for a moment...at least while I can... 'cracks knuckles and starts typing away'

 

Ah, Ms. Shiraui, I pity thee

for most cannot meet your eyes of glee.

But, if one wishes to partake in short-statured fun,

your presence at Fazbear's will make your size a human one...

 

And, that should do it. 'the keyboard gets taken away again' ...I most rather have that taken than destroyed. I also apologize, I'm working on removing the rust my imprisonment has imposed upon me.

Uwaah! I'm...person-sized!

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Well... 'glances towards the officers behind him' Do you mind if I requisition your boss for use of my keyboard for a moment...?

 

~A mountain of paperwork later...~

 

UZpIXwV.jpg

 

Now to get to work for a moment...at least while I can... 'cracks knuckles and starts typing away'

 

Ah, Ms. Shiraui, I pity thee

for most cannot meet your eyes of glee.

But, if one wishes to partake in short-statured fun,

your presence at Fazbear's will make your size a human one...

 

And, that should do it. 'the keyboard gets taken away again' ...I most rather have that taken than destroyed. I also apologize, I'm working on removing the rust my imprisonment has imposed upon me.

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*Slowly claps*

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I...I don't know...I've never actually had human food before...What toppings are there?

Well, we got these pink-esque slices known as prosciutto, red slices called salami, which is strong I hear, this sweet yellow thing called pineapple, bell peppers, mushrooms and an assortment of other vegetables and meats.

Sorry, I-I got carried away. G-good idea, Ghostwriter. I'll do just that.

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