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My name is Toffee. I'm an Evil Efficiency Expert. I was called to this low-level website because I was informed of the resident monsters here being sub-optimal and otherwise pathetic at doing whatever job they had in the first place. I am here to straighten you out and reform you into a much more promising threat.

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Since when was TTGL an American animation. You are totally a beastman.

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"Beastmen" take that name literally and are primarily mammalian creatures that often sport messy hair as a cosmetic choice of design. I, on the other hand, do not fall within the boundries of such petty beings.

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...I don't need straightening out.

 

...the world's greatest fry cook never needs straightening out.

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I seem to recall you being nothing more then a jobless, mis-shapen fish, barging into a resturant in the middle of the night, to which you asked for a job durig a time of which they weren't accepting any jobs to begin with. And if memory serves me right, you never got that job in the first place.

How unprofessional of you.

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I seem to recall you being nothing more then a jobless, mis-shapen fish, barging into a resturant in the middle of the night, to which you asked for a job durig a time of which they weren't accepting any jobs to begin with. And if memory serves me right, you never got that job in the first place.

How unprofessional of you.

...you seem smart enough.

 

...please. Tell me how to improve. ...if possible.

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...you seem smart enough.

 

...please. Tell me how to improve. ...if possible.

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For one, I wouldn't have attempted this stunt in the middle of the night. The manager himself wasn't even present, and you were trying to get hired by a useless desk clerk and an actual fry cook. On top of that, you weren't even dressed for the part. You were wearing, what, a purple shirt and no pants? That's hardly a proper way to go about being hired.

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For one, I wouldn't have attempted this stunt in the middle of the night. The manager himself wasn't even present, and you were trying to get hired by a useless desk clerk and an actual fry cook. On top of that, you weren't even dressed for the part. You were wearing, what, a purple shirt and no pants? That's hardly a proper way to go about being hired.

Shhhh! Don't mention that last one around other people!

 

...ahem. What I meant to say was...

 

...thank you, good sir. Your advice helps greatly.

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