Draco Straybyrn Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Wouldst ye liketh to be seeing moar weekly rants and lulz? BLAST FROM THE PAST TIME. [spoiler=The 2nd Edition of Darkthorne's Gossip-Related Ranting Column] Darkthorne’s Gossip-Related Ranting Column DISCLAIMER: The following article is rude. It insults races, religions, and Eddie Murphy. If you are easily offended, DO NOT READ THIS. It is for those with open minds looking for a laugh ONLY. If you rant about insults and all that, You’ll be reported and negged, because the point of this column IS to upset you, and that’s why this disclaimer is here. So drop your intolerances, have a laugh, and enjoy. Hello, Ladies and Gents! Welcome to the second edition of Darkthorne’s Gossip-Related Ranting Column! I took a while to write this, and hope you enjoy it. This week, we’re trying to piss off anyone and everyone. From “Leave Britney Alone” to Muslims, we’re doing a ton of stuff. Today’s topics are religion and race. Both are controversial, and I’m going to slam both. So here are some little bits of things I know: -Islam is a religion of war. They want to kill and slaughter all Christians.-Christianity is a religion of peace and acceptance. Jesus doesn’t want to kill anyone.-Buddhism is about tranquility or something like that.-Everyone in the world is an intolerant prick, some are just better at hiding it than others.-Black people don’t have to work until 2010. But then they get to work their asses off like the rest of us.-Outsourcing screws Asians over.-White people are good for two things: 1. Patriotism 2. Electing the worst possible leader.-If you’re Hispanic and you can’t jump a fence, you’re a disgrace to your people.-My internet sucks harder than a transvestite in Eddie Murphy’s car.-Celebrities are idiots.-Dr. Phil is retarded. Hmm. I went a little off there, but oh well. So, Islam is a religion of war. I don’t care what you think, honestly, but COME ON. I have a book. It’s right here next to me. It’s called The Politically Incorrect Guide to Islam. I love it, because it’s truthful. You don’t get much of that these days. Muslims are taught that infidels (anyone not them) are horrid, and must be killed. Such is the word of Allah. Read that book, it’ll give you a laugh in addition to telling you more. Last I checked, Jesus doesn’t want to kill anyone. I’m pretty sure Jesus was about peace. Hell, the guy didn’t even fight back when he was nailed to a cross. Nor did he seek vengeance when he was resurrected from the dead. I’m going to guess Jesus was a peaceful dude. That’s enough of that bit, I’ll say more next time. Oh, but then again, Catholic priests were found doing bad things to little children. Buddhism, the nearly unheard of religion. I’m not going to say much, because I don’t know much. I know Buddhists are allowed to participate in any holiday, and meditate for peace. Makes sense to me, but I don’t want to pray to a giant fat gold man in a diaper. Isn’t my thing, so don’t try converting me. Ooh. Intolerance again. Let’s do the intolerance dance! Okay, maybe not. You there! Yes! You, the one reading this! YOU ARE AN INTOLERANT PRICK! Why? Because everyone is. Deep down, you hate so much. You can’t stand other people sometimes, and can’t tolerate. Heck, the YCMers were so intolerant that they couldn’t have a good laugh about the whole Gamefaqs thing, and move on. Nope, had to draw it out. As soon as the people who know things come in and prove you wrong, you flame. That’s intolerance, but mostly noobism. What’s the cure to that? NOTHING. It’s physically and mentally unhealthy for any human being to go without ranting or stress relief for long periods of time. Thus, being tolerant is bad for your health. I hope to god no one wants to try to prove me wrong, and if they do, send me a video of it. I want a laugh. Stand with me, and be politically INcorrect. It’s fun. Black people, I realize you went through slavery and suffering and all that, so it’s cool. You get a break. But only until 2010, then you work your asses off like the rest of us. I don’t care what you do until then, but after that you’re normal people. No pulling the race card, no discrimination, you’re just like the rest of us. Aside, of course, from the fact that you’re better at basketball than we are. Oh, and you also have more inches than us. Perhaps even MORE than Sheogorath…? Outsourcing. It’s bad stuff, did you know that? I hope you did, otherwise you don’t pay any attention to the world or news and need to come out of your damn hole. Outsourcing gyps many people of money, because they don’t have minimum wage. That’s their deal, but it’s screwing them over. It’s been a while since China had a revolt, maybe we’ll see another soon. Bleh. Oh boy, white-bashing. We’re all a bunch of KKK black-hating intolerant –insert 4-letter word o’ choice here-tards, ain’t we? No, seriously. White Americans are only good at two things, and we are completely useless for anything else. We can be patriotic as hell, but even then we can’t choose a good president. I mean, come on. Every time there are two people up for election, we choose the greater of two evils. Bush vs. Gore? How obvious is that? And, reelecting Nixon? For shame. For shame. He may have done some good, but he also had the Pentagon Papers incident. Our current president has a C- average. *shot* Hispanics. So, they’re going to put more fences on the border. Every candidate is talking about doing it. Most of you can jump fences, and thumbs up to you! The rest of you, get to it. Carlos Mencia had an episode on his show that featured the Stereotype Olympics. Guess who won? The BEANER! WHOO! So major ups to you, and keep it up! You’ve got more challenges to overcome soon. That, or you COULD just go now before anyone does anything. ;) My internet at my dad’s house. Ugh. It sucks. Hard. There was a joke up there for those of you who read the agenda, but blah. I’m running an ABIT Pro9 motherboard there, and the LAN drivers are busted, I think. Also, the sound is totally choppy. It sucks. I can’t do anything, other than photoshop. And even that runs slow. Celebrites are idiots. Seriously. Some of them can’t even act. I mean, come on. If you make tons of money for doing barely anything, you sure as hell better do it well.http://1051thebuzz.com/pages/1134963.php Actors are bad enough that the movie reviews on that page exist. And, Jamie Lynn Spears getting knocked up? She’s an idiot! She was REALLY hot, and was going to go far. I can’t believe she was stupid enough to get pregnant. Oh well, sucks for her. Dr. Phil. How much of an idiot is this guy? He sold information regarding the Spears family for money. Wait, isn’t he supposed to be the one who HELPS you? Hell, he had a deal with Oprah. Anyone knows that Oprah is a shot to success. Seriously. Anything she features automatically sells more. I may sound crazy, but sales records don’t lie. And Dr. Phil sold himself to the media! What an idiot. He’s DONE. The good news is I don’t have to hear his stupid voice any more. Thank god. Well, that’s all we have for this week. Hope you liked it and I pissed you off, and I’ll see you next week. Darkthorne out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Sure. :mrgreen: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Sure. :mrgreen: Wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Sure. :mrgreen: Wonderful. Yeah. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusei Fudou Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ha-ha-ha, a mere racism thread which leads to no point and just tries to show himself funny. You're not funny. >_> I'm not pissed, I'm laughing. xD.. not at that crap you read from Dramatica and just altered, but how racists think they piss off people. Yeah, people do get pissed off, I personally laugh at those who think they can change someone's mind or make fun of someone and humiliate their life. Lmao. You just make me laugh by these weak attempts. =/ Yeah, so you showed someone you hate them for beliefs.. point? You hate someone.. point? No one cares really.. >_> Humans are so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ha-ha-ha' date=' a mere racism thread which leads to no point and just tries to show himself funny. You're not funny. >_> I'm not pissed, I'm laughing. xD.. not at that crap you read from Dramatica and just altered, but how racists think they piss off people. Yeah, people do get pissed off, I personally laugh at those who think they can change someone's mind or make fun of someone and humiliate their life. Lmao. You just make me laugh by these weak attempts. =/ Yeah, so you showed someone you hate them for beliefs.. point? You hate someone.. point? No one cares really.. >_> Humans are so stupid.[/quote'] You realize that one is months old... Before I knew what ED was? =/ It'll be better this time, maybe. Also, I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOUL Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ha-ha-ha' date=' a mere racism thread which leads to no point and just tries to show himself funny. You're not funny. >_> I'm not pissed, I'm laughing. xD.. not at that crap you read from Dramatica and just altered, but how racists think they piss off people. Yeah, people do get pissed off, I personally laugh at those who think they can change someone's mind or make fun of someone and humiliate their life. Lmao. You just make me laugh by these weak attempts. =/ Yeah, so you showed someone you hate them for beliefs.. point? You hate someone.. point? No one cares really.. >_> Humans are so stupid.[/quote'] T_T Pretty Much True, But Not. Yes. Nobody Cares. I Agree. T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Ha-ha-ha' date=' a mere racism thread which leads to no point and just tries to show himself funny. You're not funny. >_> I'm not pissed, I'm laughing. xD.. not at that crap you read from Dramatica and just altered, but how racists think they piss off people. Yeah, people do get pissed off, I personally laugh at those who think they can change someone's mind or make fun of someone and humiliate their life. Lmao. You just make me laugh by these weak attempts. =/ Yeah, so you showed someone you hate them for beliefs.. point? You hate someone.. point? No one cares really.. >_> Humans are so stupid.[/quote'] T_T Pretty Much True, But Not. Yes. Nobody Cares. I Agree. T_T Stop capitalizing every word and spamming. You posted, thanks. Now watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Draco, stop trying to argue irrelevant posts. For someone who's fighting for a debate forum, you sure do have terrible debating skills, as you don't stick to the main points and prefer to argue tangents. Blatant racism and stereotyping and religious intolerance should not be allowed on this board, so I voted no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusei Fudou Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Some other views, probably Draco saw them on MSN: Everyday, Geert Wilders says Muslims suck/Releases a movie.. People reject other religions because their dad told them lies, etc. Religions, big deal "Wow, dude, there's someone in the sky!" Other dude: "No, he's underground" Other dude: "No, dudes, you all suck I'm the Gawd!" The other dudes: "SLAY HIM!" A young man, who spent his life bowing to some stones, gets up and says: IDIOTS, YOU KNOW WHO'S THE GOD? They ask him "who?"THAT STONE OVA THERE! HE MAKES BEER TASTY FOR ME EVERYDAY! People get mad, saying "suckah, beer?! That's forbidden!" and slay him. Woow. 2 people dead. Next, racism: "That one is black. I hate black chocolate, I like white one. Kill him." One dude slayed for no utter reason. Intelligence, yeah, people who lead to war and apocalypse are intelligent.. those days "I'm intelligent. I believe no gods are there"... rational enough.. but, the barbarian human instinct goes further: "AND MUSLIMS ARE SUCKY CREATURES WHO DESTROYED A BUILDING! CHRISTIANS USE THE WEAPON THAT KILLED THEIR STUPID IDIOT AS A SYMBOL OF THEIR RELIGION!" And further: "BLACK PEOPLE SUCK, YA KNOW WHY?! THEY LISTEN TO CRAP MUSIC! YEAH, IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT RAP IS, JUST ADD A C TO THE BEGINNING!" And further: "YA KNOW WHAT, DUDE?! SOVIETS SUCK! HAHAHA, COMMUNISM! I'M 100% ANTI-COMMUNISM AND IF SOMEONE RUSSIAN PROBABLY CALLED MYMOMLIKESMENOV THEN I DON'T MIND IF HE SHOOTS ME, BUT I STILL SPEAK WORDS OF TRUTH.. AND PEACE!" People who are not mentioned cheer. Probably 10% of them just drank a ton of beer before coming, 40% descend from KKK members, 20% comic-geeks who think the guy speaking is a superhero, and finally 30% of them are guys who are taught blindly by parents about races...... And then, you ask him who's the reason of conflicts and arguments.. without doubt.. he repeats his speech Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeppeli Gyro Supreme Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Intelligence = Racism? I think you need to check your math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Pointless uninformed over generalizations and over simplified ranting from a 14 year old = intelligence? I think you need to check your math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yusei Fudou Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 ^Who said that? A lot of people think racists are intelligent people. No, it's real. It's going to be a trend soon. I never said racists were intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted April 5, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Draco' date=' stop trying to argue irrelevant posts. For someone who's fighting for a debate forum, you sure do have terrible debating skills, as you don't stick to the main points and prefer to argue tangents. Blatant racism and stereotyping and religious intolerance should not be allowed on this board, so I voted no.[/quote'] o_O You missed something. That's old. The point is that I blatantly insult anyone and anything... for no apparent reason. Obviously, the new one would be "Reformed", and slightly more interesting. With the possibility of moar/actual lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 Draco' date=' stop trying to argue irrelevant posts. For someone who's fighting for a debate forum, you sure do have terrible debating skills, as you don't stick to the main points and prefer to argue tangents.[b']Blatant[/b] racism and stereotyping and religious intolerance should not be allowed on this board, so I voted no. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 ive got to admit, i like your brand of humor. its like a stand-up comedian minus the hop/skip and a jump, then divided by a english teacher..... but for picks and needles ill say my agrees and disagrees:-Tolerance: True, but at the same time if you hide it well enough (a majority of home-grown "bruddah-boo's") tolerance is no longer a factor. -Dr Phil: LMAO, never liked the guy in the first place. the rest are kinda "meh" and like dried out shrimp flavored top ramen, good dry and stale when cooked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PikaPerson01 Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 The point is that I blatantly insult anyone and anything... for no apparent reason. Blatant racism and stereotyping and religious intolerance should not be allowed on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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