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Having genitalia is annoying.


Thar

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They're simply irritating in general.

As an asexual, I have no real use for mine, so . . .

 

ASEXUALS DON'T HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM OH MY GOD WHERE HAVE I BEEN. UNDER WHAT ROCK HAVE I BEEN????????? DOES IT ALL JUST TELEPORT OUT OF YOU????

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This topic taught me so much about sex lol

As you may know - I'm a girl, so I have boobs. Boobs are great, you know? You have always a pillow to offer a friend or your lover, you can use them as airbag, as support when gaming, laying around and text messages ... Actually, I think women love boobies more than men do. We grab them when we're afraid of walking to the bathroom at night, when it's dark and we hear strange sounds. Or when we walk upstairs - boobiegrab. When we walk downstairs - boobiegrab. When we pose in front of a mirror - boobiegrab. Did you notice we wrap our arms around us when it's cold? We do it to warm our pillows, funk the rest of our bodies. I'm a lazy person, so I'm happy to be a girl, I don't have time to shave my beard, shaving my legs is annoying enough. Oh, and you guys should also know - a big part of the female humanity doesn't shave their legs regularly, we do it when we have to, like in summer, when dating a guy or wearing a short dress etc. 

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This topic taught me so much about sex lol

As you may know - I'm a girl, so I have boobs. Boobs are great, you know? You have always a pillow to offer a friend or your lover, you can use them as airbag, as support when gaming, laying around and text messages ... Actually, I think women love boobies more than men do. We grab them when we're afraid of walking to the bathroom at night, when it's dark and we hear strange sounds. Or when we walk upstairs - boobiegrab. When we walk downstairs - boobiegrab. When we pose in front of a mirror - boobiegrab. Did you notice we wrap our arms around us when it's cold? We do it to warm our pillows, funk the rest of our bodies. I'm a lazy person, so I'm happy to be a girl, I don't have time to shave my beard, shaving my legs is annoying enough. Oh, and you guys should also know - a big part of the female humanity doesn't shave their legs regularly, we do it when we have to, like in summer, when dating a guy or wearing a short dress etc. 

 

I can confirm.

 

The tittygrab is too powerful.

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