Having genitalia is annoying.

[King K. Azo]

wait what

Yeah. She just crawled up and bit.

No idea why.

Also she was... Two, I believe.

[Simping For Hina]

Were you dating Hitler? 

That's actually hilarious!

[.Rai]

oh my god guys

 

i know penises are fun

 

but stop spamming pls

[Thomas★Zero]

Well out of all the threads I never expected this...

 

Though on topic am alright being a guy felt no different from all these years since I never though about it.

 

I never sat on my penis before.

 

My sister bit them once though. That was painfully weird.

 

Yeah. She just crawled up and bit.

No idea why.

Also she was... Two, I believe.

[King K. Azo]

Well out of all the threads I never expected this...Though on topic am alright being a guy felt no different from all these years since I never though about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg1BxdcD81E

You used Jontron on me. I can't argue with you. Dammit.

[Rapidfire]

Tbh all genitals suck but let me tell ya'll something about vaginas.
Like I had to learn the difference between cramps and internal organ issues because this girls appendix was like screwing up and she thought it was period craps since she's had like worse ones than that. And then there's the whole TSS thing, it's literally called POISON PARALYSIS DISEASE???? Like that's f***ing terrifying when you're a 13 year old learning about tampons for the first time, like "PS. you can die from tampons, thank." Plus it's all SO EXPENSIVE. A pack of tampons costs like 10 bucks, and pads are a good 5 bucks. Like I can't control this bleeding why do I have to pay that much money for uncontrollable bleeding.

And then it's also considered taboo as hell to talk about it???? Like at my school we have this dumb pass system, where you can't be out in the hall in the first 10min and last 10min of class, and well during one of my class transitions I started to leak, like I knew I was close to my period but it wasn't supposed to happen until like 3 days later. Anyways once I got to my PE class, and threw all my stuff into my locker but I couldn't use the bathrooms there because they were literally all occupied, ether way I couldn't exactly wait so I ran up the hall into the other bathroom, but this one was like full of like girls cluttered around one girl that was sobbing uncontrollably so I ditched that one as well, and ran down the hall to the next one which was of course locked. By this point I was really pissed and angsty, with no hall pass. Anyways I was literally running towards the nearest bathroom in the next hallway when an administrator tuned the corner. His was this middle aged dumb white guy with the shittiest beard and shiniest head ever, so of course when he stopped me his first words were "HEY Why are you out here, I'm gonna have to give you a citation!" At this point every ounce of patience was gone, so when we made eye contact and he had this little s*** eating smirk on his face I almost punched him in the face, but settled on bluntly and angrily saying  "If you don't want me to bleed all over your shitty little paper you're gonna let me get to the girls bathroom right now." And like for about two seconds he just stared at me with this baffled look until he got uncomfortable and mumbled out "Watch your mouth. But go, and have a pass next time." And that was it, I got to my bathroom, bloody as f*** but you know. I got there. 

 

So yeah uncontrollable bleeding sucks. 

[Simping For Hina]

Tbh all genitals suck but let me tell ya'll something about vaginas.

Like I had to learn the difference between cramps and internal organ issues because this girls appendix was like screwing up and she thought it was period craps since she's had like worse ones than that. And then there's the whole TSS thing, it's literally called POISON PARALYSIS DISEASE???? Like that's f***ing terrifying when you're a 13 year old learning about tampons for the first time, like "PS. you can die from tampons, thank." Plus it's all SO EXPENSIVE. A pack of tampons costs like 10 bucks, and pads are a good 5 bucks. Like I can't control this bleeding why do I have to pay that much money for uncontrollable bleeding.

 

And then it's also considered taboo as hell to talk about it???? Like at my school we have this dumb pass system, where you can't be out in the hall in the first 10min and last 10min of class, and well during one of my class transitions I started to leak, like I knew I was close to my period but it wasn't supposed to happen until like 3 days later. Anyways once I got to my PE class, and threw all my stuff into my locker but I couldn't use the bathrooms there because they were literally all occupied, ether way I couldn't exactly wait so I ran up the hall into the other bathroom, but this one was like full of like girls cluttered around one girl that was sobbing uncontrollably so I ditched that one as well, and ran down the hall to the next one which was of course locked. By this point I was really pissed and angsty, with no hall pass. Anyways I was literally running towards the nearest bathroom in the next hallway when an administrator tuned the corner. His was this middle aged dumb white guy with the shittiest beard and shiniest head ever, so of course when he stopped me his first words were "HEY Why are you out here, I'm gonna have to give you a citation!" At this point every ounce of patience was gone, so when we made eye contact and he had this little s*** eating smirk on his face I almost punched him in the face, but settled on bluntly and angrily saying  "If you don't want me to bleed all over your shitty little paper you're gonna let me get to the girls bathroom right now." And like for about two seconds he just stared at me with this baffled look until he got uncomfortable and mumbled out "Watch your mouth. But go, and have a pass next time." And that was it, I got to my bathroom, bloody as f*** but you know. I got there. 

 

So yeah uncontrollable bleeding sucks. 

I could teach you the problems of having a penis inside of you.

[Rapidfire]

I could teach you the problems of having a penis inside of you.

 

 

 

Umm you know, I'm actually good. No thanks.  

[Simping For Hina]

 

Umm you know, I'm actually good. No thanks.  

Worth a shot

 

[chairman ali]

This thread went from penis hating to a biology lesson

[Thar]

This thread went from penis hating to a biology lesson

 

Which is actually the best case scenario, considering blind hatred for parts of our body need to be directed towards the facts.

[chairman ali]

Which is actually the best case scenario, considering blind hatred for parts of our body need to be directed towards the facts.

 

this situation is saggy 

 

 

 

 

 

 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[King K. Azo]

Which is actually the best case scenario, considering blind hatred for parts of our body need to be directed towards the facts.

But is it blind hate if experience showed us we can have bad moments?

[Madsen]

instead of liking i read licking wtf is wrong with me?!

 

dont lie, u've tried to do it

 

also dicks equal less bleeding and less baby things so im aight with mine

 

also i love dae in this thread, keep tryin u gon get it some day

[Βyakuya]

 

Honestly though, the only problem I have with having a dick is that I have to spread my legs sometimes. No ladies I''m not showing off my junk, it's just that I hate sticky and sweaty balls. Yet I thought other people in this thread had trivial problems like this.

[Tentacruel]

Yeah. I recall some blog post or article or something about oppression of women and it brought up dudes sitting with their legs open to sexually dominate them or something.

 

As a dude I can confirm that this is not the case. It's moreso to avoid physical pain.

[Agro]

 

Umm you know, I'm actually good. No thanks.  

Worth a shot

 

 

Yeah. I recall some blog post or article or something about oppression of women and it brought up dudes sitting with their legs open to sexually dominate them or something.

 

As a dude I can confirm that this is not the case. It's moreso to avoid physical pain.

Also it gets sweaty and sometimes we just need some air. And by sometimes I mean all the time.

[Wizarus]

Everything that has to do with the Women's bathroom is hell on Earth, so that's at least one reason I'm comfortable with my junk.

[Slinky]

Women have boobs to look at every day.

That more than makes up for all that suffering.

[Thar]

Since this is a discussion about both genders, I changed the title.

[Simping For Hina]

Let's just not have genitalia. That sounds fun!

[Slinky]

Let's just not have genitalia. That sounds fun!

 

or have both.

best of both worlds

[Icy]

Women have boobs to look at every day.

That more than makes up for all that suffering.

 

 

So do men. Like this fine piece of man cake right here (did I just use that term "man cake"? I need to shoot myself in the foot for that. He is hot as hell though). We just call it a chest rather than boobs.

[Rapidfire]

Women have boobs to look at every day.

That more than makes up for all that suffering.

 

First of all, breasts are not genitalia nor are they a sex organ. Plz go back to high school health and listen, or maybe google search something. 

 

Also many women struggle with breasts, scoliosis is a huge issue with women that have like D cups and above. Although breasts are pretty they are a pain in the ass, especially when people like you decide to say insensitive and uneducated rubbish like that. 

 

 

So do men. Like this fine piece of man cake right here (did I just use that term "man cake"? I need to shoot myself in the foot for that. He is hot as hell though). We just call it a chest rather than boobs.

 

And you're totally right. It's actually all the same anatomy, except women produce milk, and have larger breasts. Thank :)

[Agro]

itt:tl;dr YOU GOTS BOOBS. I GOTS BOOBS. ERREBODY GOTS DA BOOBS. BUT DEY AND BUTTS AINT SEXUAL ORGANS.

 

But we can't say what are because it is against the law to say anything dirty :o