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First off, if you are going to post a question, don't use the word like.

Secondly, I seriously doubt it was an episode of Maury.

Thirdly, I don't know, and I don't care. If you are stupid enough to get drunk at 18, then you should be ready to face the consequences of your actions.

No, you don't deserve a girlfriend if you can't be intelligent enough to treat her right.

You don't deserve one if you can't seem to squeeze it through that little head of yours that at the age of 18 you are not old enough, nor responsible enough, to make the correct decision about drinking, relationships, sex, or to think that you know more than your parents, who have been alive a **** of a lot longer than you have.

 

You want to go around, get trashed, and knock some girls up? be ready to pay the consequences. Oh, and just a fair warning, Child Support isn't getting any cheaper, and I would bet you my next years pay check that you won't stay together, and she will file for child support.

 

Say goodbye to a good chunk of your paycheck every month =D

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First off' date=' if you are going to post a question, don't use the word like.

Secondly, I seriously doubt it was an episode of Maury.

Thirdly, I don't know, and I don't care. If you are stupid enough to get drunk at 18, then you should be ready to face the consequences of your actions.

No, you don't deserve a girlfriend if you can't be intelligent enough to treat her right.

You don't deserve one if you can't seem to squeeze it through that little head of yours that at the age of 18 you are not old enough, nor responsible enough, to make the correct decision about drinking, relationships, sex, or to think that you know more than your parents, who have been alive a **** of a lot longer than you have.

 

You want to go around, get trashed, and knock some girls up? be ready to pay the consequences. Oh, and just a fair warning, Child Support isn't getting any cheaper, and I would bet you my next years pay check that you won't stay together, and she will file for child support.

 

Say goodbye to a good chunk of your paycheck every month =D

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or you can do a Wolfberserkers 5 step prossess of not getting a girl pregnate!

1. Wrap the sucker.

2. Pull out.

3. Do it in the pooper.

4. ?????

5. FALCON PUNCH!!

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First off' date=' if you are going to post a question, don't use the word like.

Secondly, I seriously doubt it was an episode of Maury.

Thirdly, I don't know, and I don't care. If you are stupid enough to get drunk at 18, then you should be ready to face the consequences of your actions.

No, you don't deserve a girlfriend if you can't be intelligent enough to treat her right.

You don't deserve one if you can't seem to squeeze it through that little head of yours that at the age of 18 you are not old enough, nor responsible enough, to make the correct decision about drinking, relationships, sex, or to think that you know more than your parents, who have been alive a **** of a lot longer than you have.

 

You want to go around, get trashed, and knock some girls up? be ready to pay the consequences. Oh, and just a fair warning, Child Support isn't getting any cheaper, and I would bet you my next years pay check that you won't stay together, and she will file for child support.

 

Say goodbye to a good chunk of your paycheck every month =D

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Or you make sure she is willing to have an abortion before you f*ck her.

 

The real consequences of sex are the STD's, not the abortable fetises.

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