Thar Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 I have a scar on my forehead that's less than a year younger than me. I punched several girls before I exited Kindergarten. My sisters made my mom officially quit smoking after 16 years while they were in the womb. I spent my first Christmas in a submarine before it was decommissioned 3 months later. I have more experience scratching my dog's ass than I do masturbating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodrigo Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 I have more experience scratching my dog's ass than I do masturbating. Know the feel, though I do that with my cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Know the feel, though I do that with my cats. I used to do that with my cat, but my first one was put to sleep while my other one was confiscated by my sisters. ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 How did you get the scar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 How did you get the scar? Fell face-first into the corner of a wooden chest in my cousin's room. Fell unconscious before I could cry in pain and had 3 stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 Fell face-first into the corner of a wooden chest in my cousin's room. Fell unconscious before I could cry in pain and had 3 stitches. As long as you're are you now, then I am happy. But that is traumatic for someone so young. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thar Posted April 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 As long as you're are you now, then I am happy. But that is traumatic for someone so young. That reminds me: I almost suffocated in my mom's womb from her umbilical cord. I had a fever of 105 degrees at less than a year old. I learned not to cry at night by being deliberately left alone for 3 nights in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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