CLG Klavier Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 An electron is driving a car. At some point, policemen stop him. "Excuse me sir, you were driving too fast there, 79 km/h." "Thanks guys, now I have no fucking idea where I am." If no one gets it any soon, I will post an explanation =P [spoiler=Explanation] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncertainty_principle tl;dr The uncertainty principle says that we cannot measure the position (x) and the momentum (p) of a particle with absolute precision. The more accurately we know one of these values, the less accurately we know the other. [/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Resident Fascist Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 I prefer Dexter's Joke about Hydroxyl -Two scientist walk into a lab and one say "My... that is a nice looking Hydroxyl Ion." The other replies "That's no Hydroxyl Ion... THAT'S MY WIFE!" It is a bit easier for people to get IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLG Klavier Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Guyyyyyyys, come on. Chemistry puns are so overdone by now~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Actual joke, Mister: http://youtu.be/CWayaqdhncY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Put the explanation In a spoiler because neither me or my sister get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Actual joke, Mister: http://youtu.be/CWayaqdhncY I like mine better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLG Klavier Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Put the explanation In a spoiler because neither me or my sister get it. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mshends Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 If only this is how it worked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitchermitcher Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 I feel happy being a scientifically illiterate person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~British Soul~ Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 Since Chemistry puns are so overdone, I have a Physics pun and a Biology pun for ya - Einstein developed a theory about space... and it was about time too. - Two blood cells met and fell in love... but alas it was all in vein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinny Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 My sister was actually right, wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simping For Hina Posted April 11, 2015 Report Share Posted April 11, 2015 I didn't know who Pavlov was...but then it rang a bell. Sorry for slurring my words, I am salivating over my breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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