[CFV] One who Surpases the Nonsense, Savas & Marine General of Sack & Anger, Lambros

[Resident Fascist]

Savas:

[AUTO](VC) Generation Break 2 (This ability is active if you have two or more face up G units in total on your (VC) or G zone):When this unit attacks a vanguard, if it is the fourth battle of that turn or more, until end of that battle, this unit gets [Critical]+1, and your opponent cannot call grade 0 cards from hand to (GC).
[AUTO](VC):During your turn, when your G unit Stride, choose one of your vanguards, and until end of turn, it gets "[AUTO](VC):When your unit attacks a vanguard, if it is the fourth battle of that turn, choose three of your opponent's rear-guards, your opponent chooses one from among them, and retires it.".
 

Lambros:

Stride (Released when both players' vanguards are grade 3 or greater!)-Stride Step-[Choose one or more cards with the sum of their grades being 3 or greater from your hand, and discard them] Stride this card on your (VC) from face down.
[AUTO](VC):[Choose a card name "Marine General of the Sky and Earth, Lambros" from your G zone, and turn it face up] When this unit attacks a vanguard, if it is the fourth battle of that turn or more, you may pay the cost. If you do, choose up to two of your rear-guards, and [Stand] them. Then, if the number of face up cards in your G zone is two or more, the units [Stand] with this effect get [Power]+10000 until end of turn.

 

As you can tell by the title, I'm not a fan of this. Good god this deck is obnoxious on a whole other level. Who the hell thought Savas would be a good idea? Like, okay it retires, Chronojet tucks a card, Blademaster retires, so Savas gets a retire, but you don't get to choose which one they reti...Wait it's free? It's free? What? Why? Why does Aqua Force get a free retire on their Stride Booster but Kagero doesn't? Oh I also like how it basically has a better version of Chronojet's GB too, thank you so much Bushiroad. All I really wanted was a silent tom swinging for 20k+ every turn, provided I don't get killed by the army of complete fucking bullshit before I die of this.

 

Lambros is complete absurd nonsense in basically every definition of the word. They Stride over Lambros. Tidal Assault attacks, stands, attacks again. Lambros stands it and it's booster and suddenly you have a ridiculous column attacking you again. Oh yeah, that doesn't cover all the FUCKING BOOSTS THAT THE REAR GUARDS GIVE THEMSELVES, GOOD GOD. All for 1 card and flipping up a Lambros. It doesn't even have to freaking hit anything, you know, that would be nice, if I could do anything about the fact you're about to attack me about 50 billion times in 1 turn. Oh it's cool how I lose an RG while you Triple f***ing Drive. Totally cool. Yeah, I don't mind.

 

JUST STOP STANDING ALREADY. I hate this deck so much. It's a shame because I don't hate any of the other Stride units, but Lambros just makes me want to flip a damn table.