Just Crouton Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Link Popular WWE Diva Paige was rushed to Memphis-area hospital this morning after reportedly collapsing under the immense weight of her own eye make-up. According to eyewitnesses, Paige (last name unknown) was applying the third coat of black eyeshadow around her left eye when both her knees buckled under the strain. “Paige is in stable condition at Memphis General Hospital, and doctors are using pressure-washers to carefully blast away her mascara, layer-by-layer,” reads a press release posted WWE.com. “The WWE family wishes her a speedy recovery, and we assure the WWE Universe that her future makeup usage will be within Wellness Policy guidelines.” Paige tweeted a selfie from hospital that depicted her deeply sunken eyes, shattered legs, and bruised face; Millions of male wrestling fans then immediately tweeted that they would still happily “tap that.” Doctors are also reportedly providing Paige with an emergency pigment transplant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slinky Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I.. don't understand. How does eyeshadow cause strain due to weight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihop Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I.. don't understand. How does eyeshadow cause strain due to weight? lots and lots of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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