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i'm considering writing a ycm story


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Name: Striker
Occupation: Judge/Detective
Role: Detective Duck

 

okay, scene is you're in a donut shop, trying to order. a rowdy kid knocks you over and hits you with a banana, what do you do.

 

ACTION

 

Name: Mitcher

Occupation: NEET/Store maanger
Role: Side character 1

 

give me your best blank stare

 

ACTION

 

Name: ABC

Occupation: Varies depending on the chapter.

Role: ABC. What that means also varies depending on the chapter.

 

you will be a banana character

 

do your best banana impression

 

ACTION

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Name: Dae

Occupation: A little pleasure goes a long way

Role: Give me about 30 minutes and you'll see everything differently/

 

Hired. Back Alley Hooker who provides spiritual advice, then blowjobs for a buck.

 

Hello yes I am Andx.

 

My jobs are being a dog and snuggling.

 

I would like to audition for the part of protagonist's mentor character complete with awesome death scene and all that nonsense.

 

HIRED

 

YOU ARE THE DOG WHO IS ADORABLE IN EVERY SCENE THEN IS REVEALED AS SUPER BADASS MENTOR.

 

you will get death scene, so i need your best dying impression please

 

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Ok.

 

I will take my skin off and make people slip on it. I will try to be sneaky so I don't get arrested by policepeople.

 

Hm...

 

ACTION!

 

.-.*stares*

 

LESS EMOTION, MORE STARING

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HIRED

 

YOU ARE THE DOG WHO IS ADORABLE IN EVERY SCENE THEN IS REVEALED AS SUPER BADASS MENTOR.

 

you will get death scene, so i need your best dying impression please

 

ACTION

 

*falls over onto back with legs in air*

 

x_X

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Name: Toyo
Occupation: Token young girl fanservice
Role: lewd stuff/cute stuff

 

you've just run into dae, the wise old prostitute in the back alley who gives you wonderful advice about the meaning of your existence, what do you do

 

ACTION

 

Name: Thar

Occupation: Janitor/engineer

Auditioning for: Protagonist's rival that constantly tries to ship him with whoever they meet but fails.

 

Hm... Okay, you're in a tough spot, you're cornered by a guy wielding a chainsaw, what do you do?

ACTION

 

*falls over onto back with legs in air*

 

x_X

 

Beautiful ;-;

 

HIRED

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That sounds like my day job....

 

Then you have plenty of experience!

 

Name: Pacman

Occupation: Guy who watches everything, but never does anything

Role: Really minor character who appears in the background, and very occasionally says random things

 

Hm... watch toyo's panty flash and say something

 

we need to gauge how random you are

 

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I'd grab his at after quickly getting his hit pattern, toss him over me, subdue him, and then cuff him for my colleagues. Assault on a detective is not acceptable, even on a duck.

 

Hm... Afraid we might not have room for a detective or judge... Maybe we would though...

 

Am I kawaii? Uguu~
*winks at camera, flashes panties*

 

Hm... Hired!

We needed more panty flashes in this anyway, Dae alone won't fill the quota.

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But I'm a Duck though.

 

Yes Mr. Duck, we know. But you must understand, the role of judge is already filled.

 

Mr. Cactus took that one.

 

 

Name: Night

Occupation: Time of day

Role: Putting everyone the f*** to sleep

 

 

Hired, you're the villain. We need to hear a villainous laugh please.

 

Oh yay, got the part. Also I would like to audition for the additional role of unnecessary explosion #25.

 

Hm... Please show us your explosive skills.

 

 

 

Name: Kate

Occupation: Goddess

Role: Goddess.  I also punch people in the face.

 

 

Please show us your punching skills, Mr. Duck is available to help your audition.

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