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What sequence of events, (ridiculous events included), would need to transpire for you to date a man who wore a trilby? 

 

Oh lord.

 

First of all, they must save me from a boa constrictor in the middle of the Sahara desert - no easy feet, mind you, as those snakes are not in the middle of the Sahara and I am not going there any time soon.

 

Secondly, they must possess a large swiss bank account, be a model (from Germany, as well), and be fluent in mandarin.

 

Third, they must be pursuing their PhD. in marine biology with plans to research the penguins of Antarctica.

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