Cosmo. Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but now everytime you try to sleep you'll transform into Hulk I wish i could go to Disneyland :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 granted you CAN, but you never WILL. I wish for no buts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, you have no stuff to forget or lose anymore I wish for a wish that cannot be granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 I give you a wish that expires yesterday... I wish that the dress fad will be forever dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 how is that a corruption... that's exactly what I wished for... granted, Zombie dress fads for everyone! I wish for a wish that cannot be granted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, you will obtain a wish that cannot be granted after wishing 100 more times. I wish for a camel. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, but after 3 days the camel will turn to sand I wish P.E. class wasn't so tiring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 "gud" is the next teir 0 deck that Konami makes, costs about $500-600 to make and literately every card says either "Draw 3 cards" or "You win the duel" within it, the talentless flock to this deck like fly's on shit... I wish for a wish tomorrow that was granted yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Granted, but since the wish you wished for tomorrow was granted yesterday, you waisted your wish. I wish Utopia was in my heart and not on a card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but now your heart will be on a card I wish people on DN could be less idiotic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but there are still some idiots left there. I wish for peace... Eternal peace... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted but then GLaDOs will make you try to solve all the test rooms at Aperture I wish videogames were less expensive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but then you`d never buy the ones you want, because they`d always be sold. I wish nonsensical things would make sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 1, 2015 Report Share Posted March 1, 2015 Granted, but now everything that makes sense doesn't make sense anymore I wish Oreos would be available in supermarkets where i live and to buy some packs of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted. Your hair summarily catches fire.I wish I could get a promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but whenever you do so, your eyebrows fall off I wish my clumsiness befell the person who grants my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, you go clinically insane and have delusions the rest of your life.I wish trix wasn't for kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but trix would end up being for kids anyway. I wish I was rudely awakened by a random phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 A car crashes into your house, surprisingly you are awoken only when his/her phone randomly rings. I wish for a wish that would wish for more wishes, while I wistfully wished for more wishing wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil cucumber Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but you can only wish for more wishes for the rest of your life I wish i could fly on a pillow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but it only works when you are asleep. I wish the outlet in my room worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but the teleporter takes you to a portable toilet where shit is hanging off outside of it. I wish music gigs didn't have to cost so much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but now normal music will cost three times as much. I wish i could eat pancakes for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Granted, but got to eat rotten Sunday Roast instead. I wish I had something decent to watch this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 granted, an idiot releases monkeys at the zoo who then proceed to throw fecal matter at you for my amusement.I wish I could create any food I wanted out of thin air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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