Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 granted. The "^" character is now hilarious. I'm laughing so hard right now I can't breath...but I can somehow type, so...yeah I wish for the most state-of-the-art computer (by the standard of whatever time period im in (given that the standard is measured according to if I hadn't made this wish), within the standard space-time model), free internet with unlimited bandwidth for the remainder of my 100-year long life (again, within the standard space-time model), and unrestricted access to anything that said computer could possibly access...starting...now. By the way, this is all based on the premise that, during the time my wish is in effect, I experience no displeasure at all (according to how I would define "no displeasure" had I not made this, or any, wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Your wish is granted, but by some divine intervention the definition of "now" changes to "Upon the occurrence of my death" I wish that you cannot type a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 granted but now I just type and type and type and there are no punctuation marks so you cant tell what i mean by what i say in most contexts when you communicate with me on the interwebs making me more like half of the users already on here making it so that this might not be too bad but you still read this whole thing so hahahahahaha yolo swag rofl I wish to never have to do that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, you realise that you can still question. Like I wish? For what's in the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 granted...it's the inside of the box I wish for cosplay to be cool and affordable, yet high-quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 granted...you have the ability...but are unable to excersise said ability I wish for spring to last all year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, you have the ability, but you still spend your time on here instead. I wish my refrigerator stopped running (seriously, it took me almost an hour to catch it last time...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but then you lost your daily exercise. I wish I could hug all the members in YCM, excluding the boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted; get out of here. I wish water was tastier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but a lost game is a lost game. Try Emerald Cheese instead; really tasty ;) I wish logic and madness were not separated by a thin cotton (hope you understand it, that's how we say it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Granted, but it ends up separated anyway. I wish 1D fan girls weren't so annoying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 granted, but ALL of the rain you would have received goes to (some part of) Africa, causing a drought wherever you live (at the time) I wish to have a stopwatch that controlled time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but all your hopes and dreams are no more; at least you get your "extacy". I wish insects were extinct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 After your wish, mosquitoes all evolved suddenly into mos-neverquit-oes which are twice as deadly and immune to any known mosquito-repelling systems known to man while also retaining all the negatives of mosquitoes. I wish I wasn't afraid of driving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 granted but you'll never drive until the fear returns I wish for a week off from work, and $50,000.00 to pay off my debt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted. You paid off your debt, but lost your weekly income. What was your payment again, 51000...? I wish my bike was 4X4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Granted, but the bike you have is missing a wheel. I wish there was a charity that helps people like Justin Bieber... (Tbh he needs it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted but they fail to provide oxygen now. I wish for a song and dance from the next poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 *pant, pant* granted... (wipes sweat off face) too bad you couldn't be here to see it. I wish *inhales then exhales deeply* for a nice big glass of mango passion-fruit smoothie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, providing I smother it in chocolate as well. I wish there weren't so many talentless millionaires Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 granted, they are all now billionaires I wish to actually see a song and dance from the next poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 :Snoop Dogg: Roses are red - YO! The sky is blue - YO! And from all the people The most stubborn is you. - YO YO! I wish laughing would last at least 20 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo. Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but now you won't stop laughing, NEVER! I wish i knew the exact color of "that" dress (you know what dress!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peridank Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but you now see a rainbow that blinds you for life. (That's a thing now...) I wish I got a third season of the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Granted, but then Haruhi would become even more melancholic. I wish I was just like Hulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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