Tinkerer Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 You get a googol sand dollars. I wish I was feeling better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but you lose the ability to remember anything you learn from your study sessions I wish I had superpowers that changed to fit whatever I needed them to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but all you'll be able to fit in are onesies that once belonged to babies. I wish that I didn't have to spend every hour at work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but if you fire it you will die I wish for 1x10^100 dollrs (1 googol dollars) You forgot a rule F.U.R.Y. On topic: Granted, but you never get any noteworthy roles. I wish that I could die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but it's death by 50 years of beibs I wish for emma stone and emma watson to both show up at my door for naked twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but if you fire it you will die I wish for 1x10^100 dollrs (1 googol dollars) You forgot a rule F.U.R.Y. On topic: Granted, but you never get any noteworthy roles. I wish that I could die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but you can only do it when there are no witnesses or recording devices I wish for emma stone and emma watson to both show up at my door for naked twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 hmm... we both double posted... Granted, but your blind and you have to spin the colour/limb wheel I wish that double posts didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but now everything is triple posted I wish my previous wish, but with perfect vision and full participation granted but now everything is triple posted I wish my previous wish, but with perfect vision and full participation granted but now everything is triple posted I wish my previous wish, but with perfect vision and full participation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, but all both of them are "traps" I wish that nothing could be posted more then once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but you will never again have access to the interwebz i wish everyone was nice to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted, people named "Everyone" will be nice to other people named "Everyone". I wish that your dreams would come alive at night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Granted, but those dreams would become nightmares. I wish Summer would last longer this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 granted but there's no more ozone and you're stuck inside forever i wish the twilight book/movie series didnt exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted. Now they just micromanage your life and let the rest of the town go to hell in a handbasket I wish for infinite knowlege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 granted, but you can only draw wells. I wish that my cat didn't hate being picked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 (My cat never sits on anyone's lap, so win for me) Granted, but you end up teaching, rather than acting. I wish that travel at/faster than the speed of light was currently achievable and practical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but we are fuel-insufficient. I wish wishes were wished by wishfully wishful wishers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I wish wishes were wished by wishfully wishful wishers.Your wish is granted, honey, but all of the extravagant wishes are focused on making everyone look more attractive <3*ahem*My wish is that people could buy canned tornadoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, when you sink a ship, one of yours goes down with it. I wish I could bend space-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 Granted, but you can only bend the Space Bar. I wish air was eatable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Granted, but the only voice you will mimic is Katy Perry's when she is drunk, I wish that fortunes go to everyone who deserves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 granted but the committee that decides who deserves it is corrupt I wish for less wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cierfrost Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 You are granted an absolute value of the amount of wishes granted + 1 multiplied by your current wish count. But you can only use them when you are constantly put into situations where a wish would be the only solution without negative consequences until brought back down to your default wish count. I wish for a bag of doritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted February 23, 2015 Report Share Posted February 23, 2015 Icyblue: I pick Door Number 3 Game Host: Lets find out what's behind Door Number 3... *The number 3 door opens slightly and behind it is...* *1 singular bag of doritos.* Crowd: awwwww Game Host: The Booby Prize! Behind Door Number 2 was a brand new car, and behind Number 1 was a All expenses paid trip to Hawai. Oh well at least you're on TV right? *Game host turns to camera* Game Host: Tune in next week, when the Johnson's come from South Iowa to play "[insert game name here]"! I wish this ^ was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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