Horu Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you're sealed inside a tiny bottle for eternity. I wish I could teleport to any location I desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but you accidentally teleported to a place from where returning is impossible. Luckily you can hear some music from a battery-comsuming radio. I wish I couldn't feel any physical pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but the space they occupy is tripled. I wish I could have the millennium puzzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but it turns out to be fake... I wish everything doesn't go to shit at the end of every shift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but only once and only to the only fly you ever loved. I wish Edna Krabappel was still on the simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 16, 2015 Report Share Posted March 16, 2015 Granted, but every fly you hit becomes 100 more. I wish my boss was 3 inches taller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but somehow he becomes even shorter than Verne Troyer (Ahem, excuse me...). I wish some noobs in the Games section knows how to play properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but now they wish the same for you. I wish Amazoness were able to OTK Qliphs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 17, 2015 Report Share Posted March 17, 2015 Granted, but the original Egyptian God cards are legal and have their anime effects. I wish for a new Dragon Ball series that picks up from the last episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, it's directed by Michael Bay. I wish Edna Krabappel was still on the Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, but she marries Barney. I wish I had a wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, but the wish can only be used for changing your eye or hair colour. I wish I could pull of a Dharc, the Dark Charmer cosplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Done, and done. Oh, shit. You said Dharc, right? I got you a Wynn cosplay instead. I wish I could sit back, and relax for one full week... I've been doing too much recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 I'm actually ok with that corruption, if I could pull of a Wynn cosplay that would be awesome. Granted, but the next week you have three times your old work load to do. I wish I knew how to use a spear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, but only in video games. I wish I had red eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horu Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, they're now subbed in Spanish. I wish I had wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpakha Posted March 18, 2015 Report Share Posted March 18, 2015 Granted, you can't get down. I wish it wasn't so damn hard to get gold in hearthstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 granted, but soon you're arrested under suspicion of hacking.I wish work was actually fun for once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 Granted, but they are soon overthrown by mosquitoes who infect the world with the next Black Death. I wish there was no such thing as political correctness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 granted... zombie freddie mercury terrorizes the living by pelting them with rocks...and eating brains I wish for that thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vla1ne Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 That thing arrives. On a bus. The same bus that's about to run you over.I wish for something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 granted, everything you try to grab turns into something else. I wish for the mythoclast... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 granted, but since i don't know what that is, you get a poison dart frog i wish for a wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 so a thorn... already have thorn... wish granted , you can use your next wish when you next post here. I wish for the apothious veil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 19, 2015 Report Share Posted March 19, 2015 In the glory of obtaining said veil, you fail to notice that a bear appears behind you and suddenly finds you extremely appetizing. I wish we could go back from the liquid crystal display apparatus and have a triple pot of gold. (again with the auto reply wish!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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