vla1ne Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but the marketing used to advertise him becomes increasingly violent and it's soon taken off the shelves permanently due to the trauma suffered by all the small children who saw them.I wish for a larger TV in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but after you put it up, you come back a half hour later to find the tv on the floor, completely broken. I guess that last screw was pretty important! I wish I had friends nearby who also played yugioh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but now there's no alive tree on planet Earth and you're the first to arrest. I wish Illuminati were not what they are now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but post offices now decided on laws and have formed a Dictatorship on the world. I wish I was the protagonist of a harem anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but instead of girls, boys are in the harem, most of them possibly gay-sorry, I meant happy. Happy to be with you that is. I wish I could transform to an animal, according to what I need or desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 granted, it's now called writers coma... figure it out yourself I wish for a dish of fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted. Your order just arrived: A dish decorated with fish here and there. Bon Appetit !! :D I wish the definition of "amunition" was ambitious instead of vicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Rooster Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 There. You have a bear! I wish for a corrupted wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted - I love you <3 I wish Leonidas (from Sparta) was my father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted - he will throw you from a cliff because he'll find you too weak to be a Spartan. I knew this would come!! Hahahaha..... Anyway: Granted. Oh wait, you never had! I wish a clone of me lived in another dimension. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but when he wanders into this one, it causes a paradox and both of you disappear. I wish Hungry Burger was a powerful meta card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 granted but he is a prisoner of war and you an feel his pain...m. Everyone thinks your crazy when you look for help, and you get locked up in an institution I wish that my job didnt throw me into another bout of depression Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 Granted, but so does every other character important to the plot. I wish I get into my ICT tech course in September Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Wolf Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but you both lose your memories of each other and start hating each other. I wish I could had a the ability to warp reality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maeriberii Haan Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but you only warp reality as perceived by you, and no one else was affected. I wish this wish is not very wishy washy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted. It is namby-pamby instead. I wish my skills at things was never over or underestimated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 granted but your actual skill level becomes nil I wish for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Here, have an ellipsis. However, I do expect a payback of this loan with sufficient interest. You now owe me ..... I wish I could think up a witty retort on the spot instead of hours later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 granted but you are now mute..... i wish for stuff to happen to people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkerer Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, and when sh*t goes down, you are the one everyone blames. I wish silver became the next poster's favorite colour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avaren Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but it's also a hentai... you really don't want to watch it... I wish for 1 internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiant F.U.R.Y.™ Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 granted but then...blue waffle...blue waffle everywhere i wish to become the most charismatic man alive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted but you died instantly, so you're not anymore. I wish the next time I eat a cake, it will be my favorite. Edit: I just broke a rule :( Timeskipper's reply right after yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndUser Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but the burden you'll be bearing will be too much that you'll pee instead. I wish I had Jackie Chan's talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotic Angel Posted March 13, 2015 Report Share Posted March 13, 2015 Granted, but the skateboard you own is made completely from toilet roll and broken tree twigs. I wish I could stop time for no reason at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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