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IN A.D. 2101
WAR WAS BEGINNING.
WHAT HAPPEN ?
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB
WE GET SIGNAL.
WHAT !
MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.
IT'S YOU !!
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
WHAT YOU SAY !!
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
HA HA HA HA ....
CAPTAIN!
TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG' !!
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.
MOVE 'ZIG'.
FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
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No. Not fair. Flavio hates you all.
You! Me! Hammers! At dawn!

 

And here's one of several that really deserves to be mentioned:

 

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course' date=' he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.[/quote']

 

This topic is now cured of the suffering that a lack of Portal quotes had inflicted upon it.

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